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bertwert · 06-12-2018, 04:51 PM

It was at this point that good ol' Kerrowdown decided it was time to intervene.

**aslyfox** · 06-12-2018, 04:54 PM

He simply reminded all attending that all heroes have feet of clay and it was well past time for Bertwert to buy a round for the house.

sergeremy · 06-13-2018, 12:25 AM

Everyone got drunk on the good stuff - except the monkey. Suddenly, he...

timb64 · 06-13-2018, 01:10 AM - **1 Like**

...jumped up and exclaimed
“I must depart on a quest to dispose of this cursed r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶ necklace,who will accompany me?S̶a̶m̶,̶P̶i̶p̶p̶i̶n̶,̶M̶e̶r̶r̶y̶,Bert?"
S̶a̶m̶,̶ Bert glanced at the others and,looking into his pint mug, muttered
“No,you’re alright,think we’ll sit this one out”.....

Last edited by timb64; 06-13-2018 at 05:09 AM. Reason: Upon legal advised from my learned friend Allen!(see below!)

**aslyfox** · 06-13-2018, 03:37 AM

Suddenly the most beautiful person anyone had ever seen walked into the room and handed out some papers and declared that "you've all been legally served for attempting copy right infringement, have a nice day. "

**PJ1** · 06-13-2018, 02:26 PM

"Hahahahahahahahaha!" the monkey laughed hysterically. "The joke's on you, lady. I have registered 'have a nice day' as MY trademark. You have used the words in a public Forum and you now owe me a GAZILLION(TM) peanuts!"

**gaweidert** · 06-13-2018, 03:02 PM

At his point the taxman showed up and slapped a tax lien on all the monkey's property and topped it off by garnishing his wages until he paid the 2 GAZiLLiON(TM) penalty for not paying taxes on his one GAZILLION(TM) income. The stunned monkey was is such a state that he bit a coin.

**aslyfox** · 06-13-2018, 03:20 PM

it got worse for the poor monkey

Otis came in to claim the peanuts and wasn't happy they were gone

[ hey bertwert, paragraphs are your friend ]

SJM · 06-13-2018, 06:50 PM

and asked, Has anybody seen the accordion player from hell?

Mr Bassie · 06-15-2018, 04:47 AM

Everybody stopped in their tracks and looked around fearfully.

**aslyfox** · 06-15-2018, 08:21 AM

They didn't fear the accordion player had disappeared

They feared the " musician " would start to play again

**savoche** · 06-15-2018, 11:38 AM

Then Icarus, melted wax wings and all, came falling from the sky at terminal velocity.

**aslyfox** · 06-15-2018, 02:46 PM

He slammed into the accordion player ending the threat and everyone cheered the sacrifice of Icarus

bertwert · 06-15-2018, 03:34 PM

Then Bert came in with his bagpipes.

sergeremy · 06-15-2018, 03:38 PM

He tried to give them away, but noone wanted them

06-13-2018, 03:20 PM	#38
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,582	it got worse for the poor monkey Otis came in to claim the peanuts and wasn't happy they were gone [ hey bertwert, paragraphs are your friend ] Last edited by aslyfox; 06-13-2018 at 07:14 PM.

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06-12-2018, 04:51 PM	#31
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172 Original Poster	It was at this point that good ol' Kerrowdown decided it was time to intervene.

06-12-2018, 04:54 PM	#32
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,582	He simply reminded all attending that all heroes have feet of clay and it was well past time for Bertwert to buy a round for the house.

06-13-2018, 12:25 AM	#33
sergeremy Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Périgueux Posts: 733	Everyone got drunk on the good stuff - except the monkey. Suddenly, he...

06-13-2018, 01:10 AM - 1 Like	#34
timb64 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: /Situation : Doing my best to avoid idiots! Photos: Gallery Posts: 9,514	...jumped up and exclaimed “I must depart on a quest to dispose of this cursed r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶ necklace,who will accompany me?S̶a̶m̶,̶P̶i̶p̶p̶i̶n̶,̶M̶e̶r̶r̶y̶,Bert?" S̶a̶m̶,̶ Bert glanced at the others and,looking into his pint mug, muttered “No,you’re alright,think we’ll sit this one out”..... Last edited by timb64; 06-13-2018 at 05:09 AM. Reason: Upon legal advised from my learned friend Allen!(see below!)

06-13-2018, 03:37 AM	#35
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,582	Suddenly the most beautiful person anyone had ever seen walked into the room and handed out some papers and declared that "you've all been legally served for attempting copy right infringement, have a nice day. "

06-13-2018, 02:26 PM	#36
PJ1 Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Toowoomba, Australia Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 5,486	"Hahahahahahahahaha!" the monkey laughed hysterically. "The joke's on you, lady. I have registered 'have a nice day' as MY trademark. You have used the words in a public Forum and you now owe me a GAZILLION(TM) peanuts!"

06-13-2018, 03:02 PM	#37
gaweidert Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Rochester, NY Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,325	At his point the taxman showed up and slapped a tax lien on all the monkey's property and topped it off by garnishing his wages until he paid the 2 GAZiLLiON(TM) penalty for not paying taxes on his one GAZILLION(TM) income. The stunned monkey was is such a state that he bit a coin.

06-13-2018, 06:50 PM	#39
SJM Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Northeastern Ohio Photos: Albums Posts: 1,358	and asked, Has anybody seen the accordion player from hell?

06-15-2018, 04:47 AM	#40
Mr Bassie Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,258	Everybody stopped in their tracks and looked around fearfully.

06-15-2018, 08:21 AM	#41
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,582	They didn't fear the accordion player had disappeared They feared the " musician " would start to play again

06-15-2018, 11:38 AM	#42
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Then Icarus, melted wax wings and all, came falling from the sky at terminal velocity.

06-15-2018, 02:46 PM	#43
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,582	He slammed into the accordion player ending the threat and everyone cheered the sacrifice of Icarus

06-15-2018, 03:34 PM	#44
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172 Original Poster	Then Bert came in with his bagpipes.

06-15-2018, 03:38 PM	#45
sergeremy Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Périgueux Posts: 733	He tried to give them away, but noone wanted them