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bertwert · 06-19-2018, 05:56 PM

At this point the Kangaroo said:

**aslyfox** · 06-19-2018, 06:03 PM

since Australia is a NASA fraud, I cannot be real and you're dreaming all of this.

**PJ1** · 06-20-2018, 01:26 AM

"Who asked you?" the monkey addressed the kangaroo. "Get me a beer and hop to it!"

Mr Bassie · 06-20-2018, 05:13 AM

The kangaroo hopped away never to be seen again.

**aslyfox** · 06-20-2018, 05:37 AM

Originally posted by Mr Bassie

The kangaroo hopped away never to be seen again.

crying as it went

no deposit

no return

**savoche** · 06-20-2018, 07:01 AM

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walked into the bar.

LensBeginner · 06-20-2018, 07:03 AM

Originally posted by savoche

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walked into the bar.

The rabbi was telling the joke of the Italian, the French and the German.

Mr Bassie · 06-20-2018, 07:33 AM - **1 Like**

The bartender looked at them and said "What is this, some kind of joke?"

**aslyfox** · 06-20-2018, 07:48 AM

they replied

" we're suppose to meet a shaolin monk here. He is our fourth so we can enter the contact bridge contest "

bertwert · 06-20-2018, 08:12 AM - **1 Like**

The Lord had said to John "Come forth and receive eternal life".
However he came fifth, after the Shaolin monk, and won a t-shirt.

**aslyfox** · 06-20-2018, 08:14 AM - **1 Like**

his nickname was " Johnny come lately "

LensBeginner · 06-20-2018, 08:16 AM - **1 Like**

Then came the son of General Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus, preceded by great fanfare and clarions.
Everyone raised their head from their pitcher, but when he entered the bar they all got back to drinking.
It was only Sextus.

Mr Bassie · 06-20-2018, 02:56 PM

The monkey left the bar in disgust with a banana in each hand and ear.

**aslyfox** · 06-20-2018, 03:03 PM

the cry from the crowd was loud and clear: bert buy another round and where are those bacon appetizers any way

**savoche** · 06-22-2018, 12:53 AM

A Vogon impossibly huge yellow something showed up and started demolishing the bar, not to make way for a hyperspatial express route as you might expect, just to construct another D road to nowhere - and spend six years in doing so.

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06-19-2018, 05:56 PM	#91
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172 Original Poster	At this point the Kangaroo said:

06-19-2018, 06:03 PM	#92
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,583	since Australia is a NASA fraud, I cannot be real and you're dreaming all of this.

06-20-2018, 01:26 AM	#93
PJ1 Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Toowoomba, Australia Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 5,486	"Who asked you?" the monkey addressed the kangaroo. "Get me a beer and hop to it!"

06-20-2018, 05:13 AM	#94
Mr Bassie Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,258	The kangaroo hopped away never to be seen again.

06-20-2018, 05:37 AM	#95
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,583	Originally posted by Mr Bassie The kangaroo hopped away never to be seen again. crying as it went no deposit no return

06-20-2018, 07:01 AM	#96
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,312	A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walked into the bar.

06-20-2018, 07:03 AM	#97
LensBeginner Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Photos: Albums Posts: 4,696	Originally posted by savoche A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walked into the bar. The rabbi was telling the joke of the Italian, the French and the German.

06-20-2018, 07:33 AM - 1 Like	#98
Mr Bassie Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,258	The bartender looked at them and said "What is this, some kind of joke?"

06-20-2018, 07:48 AM	#99
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,583	they replied " we're suppose to meet a shaolin monk here. He is our fourth so we can enter the contact bridge contest "

06-20-2018, 08:12 AM - 1 Like	#100
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172 Original Poster	The Lord had said to John "Come forth and receive eternal life". However he came fifth, after the Shaolin monk, and won a t-shirt.

06-20-2018, 08:14 AM - 1 Like	#101
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,583	his nickname was " Johnny come lately "

06-20-2018, 08:16 AM - 1 Like	#102
LensBeginner Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Photos: Albums Posts: 4,696	Then came the son of General Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus, preceded by great fanfare and clarions. Everyone raised their head from their pitcher, but when he entered the bar they all got back to drinking. It was only Sextus.

06-20-2018, 02:56 PM	#103
Mr Bassie Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,258	The monkey left the bar in disgust with a banana in each hand and ear.

06-20-2018, 03:03 PM	#104
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,583	the cry from the crowd was loud and clear: bert buy another round and where are those bacon appetizers any way

06-22-2018, 12:53 AM	#105
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,312	A Vogon impossibly huge yellow something showed up and started demolishing the bar, not to make way for a hyperspatial express route as you might expect, just to construct another D road to nowhere - and spend six years in doing so.

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