It's a sad day indeed...
After more than a week of searching - the pockets of my pants and jackets, bags, drawers, cabinets, every room in my home, the garage, my car - I must officially declare my faithful every-day-carry pocket knife, a Victorinox Spartan, "Missing In Action"
I've had several of this same model over the years and absolutely love them. In fact, I thought I'd had this last one for over 20 years, but going back through old posts suggests that's probably a false memory. This one, it seems, had only been in service for about eight years. Still, it earned its keep; I used and abused it almost daily. It was looking pretty gnarly of late, with the scales badly scratched and the edges of both blades showing signs of misuse. Nothing that couldn't be ground out, mind you. But that's irrelevant now... 'Tis gone for good, I fear
I'm certain I have at least one brand new spare somewhere, and I thought I knew which storage box it was in, but I'll be darned if I can locate it. I must have moved it when sorting through the contents previously. I guess it'll turn up some day. However, whilst searching through the box, I came across another knife that I
think was given to me as a gift a few years ago, but I never got around to using it. I've reluctantly decided to press it into service as my new EDC.
Looking online, I've found that it's a "Wenger Swiss Army EvoGrip 14", now discontinued but still available on eBay and from a few smaller retailers for $30+. It has seven folding implements in three layers, plus accessories, with - as the name implies - 14 distinct functions:
Medium drop-point blade
Nail file
Nail cleaner
Lever design serrated-edge scissors
Can opener
Bottle opener
Large flat-blade screwdriver
Wire stripper
Corkscrew
Punch / reamer
Key-ring
Tweezers
Toothpick
As with my old Victorinox, the blade and tools are Swiss surgical steel and the scales are polymer, but they're ergonomically shaped and have slightly textured rubber inserts to aid grip. It's 3.34" (85mm) in length when closed, 0.75" (19mm) thick and weighs 2.6oz (74g).
It's a really nice little pocket knife.
And yet...
I like my knives how I like my women... "Simple". Wait, no... that doesn't work
"Easy". Darn it, that's not what I meant either
"Straightforward" - yes, that's it
I mean to say that I prefer any tool or device to be as straightforward as possible. If it's available with stripes, I don't want them. Flashing LEDs? No thanks. Revolutionary new design? I'd rather not, if that's all the same. I like straightforward things that work in a straightforward way, without any fuss
A few years back, my Dad bought me a very nice soldering iron. It works well. It also has three inset LED work lights that are supposed to (and, in fact, do) light up the area you're working on. Without wishing to sound ungrateful, though, I'd rather those lights weren't there. I never needed them in the past, I don't need them now, they look silly, and they're just something else to go wrong, aren't they?
My old Victorinox Spartan was a straightforward tool. Simple in design, with only the most essential and useful implements (including, of course, a corkscrew) in just two layers. Ever so slightly longer, but thinner and lighter, than the Wenger. I could carry it in the back pocket of my jeans without noticing it was there. I loved it.
This Wenger has only one knife blade compared to the Victorinox Spartan's two... A shame, as I found the smaller blade on the Spartan to be especially useful. But the additional tools are welcome. The scissors are excellent - decent in size and very sturdy, with a clever lever spring mechanism instead of the flimsy foil spring I've seen on others. And the nail file is really handy (if a little short), with the pointed end for cleaning nails promising to be rather versatile beyond its intended function. The can opener is way better designed than the Spartan's, with a sharp point to pierce the tin rather than a curved blade. It looks positively vicious.
The thing I really don't like about the Wenger (for now, at least) is the "EvoGrip" scales, which scream form over function. The contours define the way you hold the knife, to some extent. I want to hold my knife however I please, not the way some designer decided for me - although the grip is comfortable enough, I suppose. But the inset rubber grip pads... They work, for sure, yet I can already see they're going to hold dirt with use; and one day, months or even years from now, I assume they'll fall out or peel away fom the red polymer. Lastly, the "WENGER" brand name is present in lightly-raised lettering along the edge of one of the scales. That's going to collect dirt and skin, I'm sure. Overall, I'd have preferred simple, polished, rounded scales like my old Victorinox. Function rather than form. Straightforward.
I see there's a Swiss seller on eBay offering genuine replacement Wenger scales for this knife, and they have the red version - still contoured, but without the rubber insets - for $15 including shipping. I might order a set of those to keep spare, or to swap out sooner if I find myself tiring of the rubber grips.
So... goodbye to my old friend, who served me well... and a cautious welcome to my new Wenger EvoGrip 14...
Last edited by BigMackCam; 10-22-2019 at 08:25 AM.