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12-19-2008, 03:08 PM   #1
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just have to share

on another forum i frequent that isnt really related to anything in particular, a member wrote the following to another member out of the (naturally) random order of things on this forum

i found it so brilliantly hilarious that i must share it, results may vary

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'Well you see, Jeroy, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Jeroy, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'"

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That's very funny. Thanks for sharing!
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QuoteOriginally posted by Gooshin Quote
i found it so brilliantly hilarious that i must share it, results may vary
Hmm... ok.

Well, I am just going to posit the notion that your brain appears to be moving at the speed of sound right about now.

woof!
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Oh man! Do I ever need to take-up drinking. Will rubbin' alcahol make the process any faster?

Thanks Serge.

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Has this guy figured out much beer can be consumed before all brain cells are gone?
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No wonder I'm a genius! Now it all comes together - at cocktail hour.

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Airplane glue should make you a genius
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Cliff Clavin from Cheers....

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QuoteOriginally posted by reeftool Quote
Has this guy figured out much beer can be consumed before all brain cells are gone?
No, but we're all waiting breathlessly. Assuming Darwin's theory of survival of the fittest is true, then the person who ends up with one functioning cell (hurculean in its capabilities) remaining will finally elaborate the TOE - the theory of everything, reconciling relativity with quantum mechanics. I live for the day.

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QuoteOriginally posted by Sailor Quote
No, but we're all waiting breathlessly. Assuming Darwins' theory of survival of the fittest is true, then the person who ends up with one functioning cell (hurculean in its capabilities) remaining will finally elaborate the TOE - the theory of everything, reconciling relativity with quantum mechanics. I live for the day.

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OK...kind of like the Highlander...There can be only one. Or Neo "The One"
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