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Gooshin · 12-19-2008, 03:08 PM

on another forum i frequent that isnt really related to anything in particular, a member wrote the following to another member out of the (naturally) random order of things on this forum

i found it so brilliantly hilarious that i must share it, results may vary

(Jeroy is a user's handle)

'Well you see, Jeroy, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Jeroy, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'"

cindy s · 12-19-2008, 03:28 PM

That's very funny. Thanks for sharing!

woof · 12-19-2008, 03:43 PM

Originally posted by Gooshin

i found it so brilliantly hilarious that i must share it, results may vary

Hmm... ok.

Well, I am just going to posit the notion that your brain appears to be moving at the speed of sound right about now.

woof!

JCSullivan · 12-20-2008, 07:05 AM

Oh man! Do I ever need to take-up drinking. Will rubbin' alcahol make the process any faster?

Thanks Serge.

reeftool · 12-20-2008, 05:33 PM

Has this guy figured out much beer can be consumed before all brain cells are gone?

**Sailor** · 12-20-2008, 05:35 PM

No wonder I'm a genius! Now it all comes together - at cocktail hour.

Jer

borno · 12-20-2008, 08:26 PM

Airplane glue should make you a genius

Scottie137 · 12-20-2008, 08:38 PM

Cliff Clavin from Cheers....

**Sailor** · 12-20-2008, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by reeftool

Has this guy figured out much beer can be consumed before all brain cells are gone?

No, but we're all waiting breathlessly. Assuming Darwin's theory of survival of the fittest is true, then the person who ends up with one functioning cell (hurculean in its capabilities) remaining will finally elaborate the TOE - the theory of everything, reconciling relativity with quantum mechanics. I live for the day.

Jer

reeftool · 12-20-2008, 09:19 PM

Originally posted by Sailor

No, but we're all waiting breathlessly. Assuming Darwins' theory of survival of the fittest is true, then the person who ends up with one functioning cell (hurculean in its capabilities) remaining will finally elaborate the TOE - the theory of everything, reconciling relativity with quantum mechanics. I live for the day.

Jer

OK...kind of like the Highlander...There can be only one. Or Neo "The One"

12-19-2008, 03:08 PM	#1
Gooshin Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Toronto, the one in Canada. Posts: 5,610	just have to share on another forum i frequent that isnt really related to anything in particular, a member wrote the following to another member out of the (naturally) random order of things on this forum i found it so brilliantly hilarious that i must share it, results may vary (Jeroy is a user's handle) 'Well you see, Jeroy, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Jeroy, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'"

12-20-2008, 08:53 PM	#9
Sailor Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Coastal Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 26,203	Originally posted by reeftool Has this guy figured out much beer can be consumed before all brain cells are gone? No, but we're all waiting breathlessly. Assuming Darwin's theory of survival of the fittest is true, then the person who ends up with one functioning cell (hurculean in its capabilities) remaining will finally elaborate the TOE - the theory of everything, reconciling relativity with quantum mechanics. I live for the day. Jer Last edited by Sailor; 12-20-2008 at 09:25 PM.

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reeftool Pentaxian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Upstate New York Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 9,555	Originally posted by Sailor No, but we're all waiting breathlessly. Assuming Darwins' theory of survival of the fittest is true, then the person who ends up with one functioning cell (hurculean in its capabilities) remaining will finally elaborate the TOE - the theory of everything, reconciling relativity with quantum mechanics. I live for the day. Jer OK...kind of like the Highlander...There can be only one. Or Neo "The One"

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