[Hey Elwood]

I would recommend the following,

Don't travel, don't photograph - we are all terriorists (I'm a terriorist because I side with Republicans and believe that government answers to the wants and needs of the people)

Don't travel to other countries - every country hates us anyways

Watch out for Global Warming - even though it doesn't exist it will kill you.

Don't drink the water and don't breath the air - you might become a victum of the swine flu

Don't have an opinion - you might hurt someone's feelings and that will land you in jail

Don't be critical of Obama - since he is God, he can't do any wrong (not)

Don't disbelieve anything the media says - because they are always right (not)

Don't talk to anyone you don't know because they will steal your kids - even though statics show child abductions are caused more by someone who knows the child.

Don't sleep - cause the boogy man might get you

Don't go out of your house - you might get germs and die

Don't touch anything - you might get germs and die

Just don't exist - if you don't exist, nothing can happen to you.


I welcome any thing else to add to the list.

[Gooshin]

did you really have to post this twice?

[redpigeons]

I would recommend the following,

Don't travel, don't photograph - we are all terriorists (I'm a terriorist because I side with Republicans and believe that government answers to the wants and needs of the people)

Don't travel to other countries - every country hates us anyways

Watch out for Global Warming - even though it doesn't exist it will kill you.

Don't drink the water and don't breath the air - you might become a victum of the swine flu

Don't have an opinion - you might hurt someone's feelings and that will land you in jail

Don't be critical of Obama - since he is God, he can't do any wrong (not)

Don't disbelieve anything the media says - because they are always right (not)

Don't talk to anyone you don't know because they will steal your kids - even though statics show child abductions are caused more by someone who knows the child.

Don't sleep - cause the boogy man might get you

Don't go out of your house - you might get germs and die

Don't touch anything - you might get germs and die

Just don't exist - if you don't exist, nothing can happen to you.


I welcome any thing else to add to the list.

This is funny ... can I give a counter opinion? ..

1. become a democrat / or at lease keep an open mind then you can travel and take all the pictures in the world .

2. other countries do love us more now that Bush is not in office... but to be honest most countries don't even like themselves let alone other countries

3. go to africa look for water resources in the heat . after you will fail to found them we will talk about global worming .

4. learn to avoid the swine flue by washing your hands and keep away from infected places and you will be fine .

5. Do have opinions. but if you are hurting some one else you are most likely wrong

6. be critical to Obama its your duty in a democracy .

7. be aware that reporters are trying to give you the most accurate information for the present. but history have it's own truth on the past . and usually it is according to the winning side

8. live and let live and be happy... go outside a lot... learn that there are deferent people in the world and they all have good sides and bed sides. some more the the others .

9. know that political terrorism exist in the world. but trust that our society and ideas are stronger and have better values . so at the end society will always win .

10. buy more pentax lenses that always makes one happy

[redpigeons]

also I was bored this morning so please don't take me seriously

[Ira]

also I was bored this morning so please don't take me seriously

I sure as hell did--for the last 20 years!

[Tom S.]

I would recommend the following,

Don't travel, don't photograph - we are all terriorists (I'm a terriorist because I side with Republicans and believe that government answers to the wants and needs of the people)

Don't travel to other countries - every country hates us anyways

Watch out for Global Warming - even though it doesn't exist it will kill you.

Don't drink the water and don't breath the air - you might become a victum of the swine flu

Don't have an opinion - you might hurt someone's feelings and that will land you in jail

Don't be critical of Obama - since he is God, he can't do any wrong (not)

Don't disbelieve anything the media says - because they are always right (not)

Don't talk to anyone you don't know because they will steal your kids - even though statics show child abductions are caused more by someone who knows the child.

Don't sleep - cause the boogy man might get you

Don't go out of your house - you might get germs and die

Don't touch anything - you might get germs and die

Just don't exist - if you don't exist, nothing can happen to you.


I welcome any thing else to add to the list.

OK, here's one to add: Don't make stupid lists.

[deadwolfbones]

OK, here's one to add: Don't make stupid lists.

qft

10charr