Originally posted by graphicgr8s Want to know the real difference?
Liberal: Give me a fish to eat.
Republican: Teach me to fish so I can eat when I want to.
CNN: Paid for by the Obama Election Committee and in his pocket.
Seriously, if recent history is any indication, it's more like:
Conservative: Give me a bunch of billions to bail out my business and don't you dare cutting my exorbitant salary, but don't waste the taxpayer's money for job retraining for all those suckers I am going to fire next.