Originally posted by raymeedc "Is that a long range zoom in your pants pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"..... Mae West, I think.
See, now that, and a few recent mentions of Miranda gear reminds me of when I was a wee lass. Now, I was slinging this Miranda I had, and a 135, which, lacking a cap for, I'd fastened a lens pouch over much like a primitive neoprene 'hood hat.'
It so happens that there were apparently certain notions of one sort going around about me of one sort or another, and at one point I found myself confronted by three rather large upperclassmen of one school or another, challenging me with the accusation, 'What's that, your artificial p*nis?"
Some calm or other came over me, and I reached back and unmounted the lens, holding it up toward them, and said, "Why, would you be needing one?"