Perhaps there is a more recent thread around but this is what I found.
At the moment I'm on paternity leave with my son ( who is 1 year old ). I've been at home with him frome September and will start working again in April. There are some perks with living in a socialistic nanny state
Anyway, I work as an environmental inspector. I investigate industries, car work shops, stone quarrels, oil spills and such. We are often called out to bigger road accidents to make sure that leaked fuels are taken care of. There is also a less inspiring part of the job of neighbours blaming each other for misplacing their trash bins, feeding deers and what not.