Originally posted by Falcons Have you actually seen the New Zealand Rugby team?
Yes I have, actually; CBC shows assorted other sports when there's no hockey. For Canadians, they're mostly memorable for their Haka, however, not for how interesting their game is.
On the other hand, clearly you've never watched national caliber Canadian hockey teams, much less played hockey at any advanced level - as I have and probably as a few other Canucks and Americans here have as well. The fact that few high caliber hockey players have all their teeth, that most have had surgery at least once or twice for hockey injuries, and that there are numerous deaths each year in Canada from hockey injuries may also have escaped your notice.
You guys need to get off those dinky little islands more often - there's a big new world out there!
Quote: Man, you could put your hockey team on the ice, full padding and their sticks, up against the new Zealand Rugby Team and I can tell you now your Canadian boys will come off second best and I wont tell you exactly where that puck will end up.
Now I KNOW you've never seen much in the way of ice hockey. Simply moving on the ice requires an entirely new skill set, unlike moving around on grass; they would have all the elan and grace of a pig on crutches making its' way across a greased floor.
Assuming they could actually manage to stand up momentarily, it would be most enlightening to see them attempt any of what you visualize with hockey players like George Larrocque or Chris Pronger. You have to fight and battle your way through the junior leagues to get into the bigs, and you have to fight and battle once you get there to survive. That aside, I won't speculate on any connection between NZ, sheep and your preoccupation with where NZ rugby players would like to put pucks.
So there we have it: Canadian rugby players can at least take the field with your rugby team, but NZ hockey players have yet to get good enough and tough enough to step on the ice with Canadian national teams - which generally aren't the best of our best anyways, incidentally.
As I said, send 'em over and we'll let them play the girls. Once they can eke out a win over the girls (watch out for Hayley Wickenhauser, she isn't the first woman tough enough to play pro hockey on a men's team), then we'll let em try out the boys on some of the major junior teams. But as I said, I don't expect to see any NZ men's ice hockey teams taking to the ice against Canadian (or US) national ice hockey teams anytime in this life.
Quote: The only thing tougher than the New Zealand Rugby team is the Aussie ladies bowls team and of course my Grandmothers boots.
Well, I suppose I can't argue with that. Maybe you should send them instead!