Originally posted by Phil1 'Look at this photo closely again . . . ~ $8500 will get you an explosive sniffing dog.'
The proplem is the explosives and cell detonator are in three condoms 6 inches up a long dark stinky passage way. Just like the drug smugglers have been doing it for years and years. This is nothing new. A dog or a machine sniffer would be very unreliable.
Ultrasound scanners won't work either, only x ray will. Dogs, sniffers, pat downs and scanners are only supplimentary. So that likely means profiling and getting with the program or people will die. Maybe not recycle Gitmo guests back to Yemen either.
I don't mean to offend any terrorists or thier friends.
You a) Underestimate dognoses, and b) Overestimate the number of clean-rooms terrorists have with which to shove condoms up each others' butts with which to outwit said dog-noses.
At the very very least, it's two people with a secret, which is to say, no secret.
Mind you, of course, the lesbians of the world would probably be much relieved if the homophobes of the world weren't shoving bombs up their butts to try and prove how good being heterosexual is. Go figure.
Yaknow. Just on the off-chance that two or three 'One True Religions Knowing The Will of the Only Biggest and Onlyonlyonly Ultimate Goodest Gawd *ev4r* (or else) chance to clue into the fact that they're apparently willingto shove explosives up their respective behinds to prove how 'holy' they are about.... Really really really not being gay ever or mortal...
Well.
You do realize we're talking about your Scriptures and most people involved are taking rectal bombs seriously,right?
Just checking.
Bear with me, here. I did have a number of years of memory knocked *right* out of my head, apparently with some blunt instrument or other... somewhere in the Nineties, but *how'd we get here, again? *