Hell Rupert....how long IS that piece of string!
Where the hell does one start...
OK..."
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"....was one that my Dad used to like saying, and if we could all start over and practice that, then the world might be a very different place.
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To not plan, is to plan to fail"...I have picked up from somewhere and believe in.
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Dont shit in your own nest"...I always thought was sensible advice.
...but there is one I love (& contradicts my dad's) "
dont get mad....just get even"
...and then there is the 'ol aussie curse on someone you didn't like..."
may your chooks turn into emus and kick your chookhouse down"
and thats just for starters.