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| 04-05-2010, 01:21 PM | #1 |
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All right, this one was actually pretty funny.  New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don't Love Each Other | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | Onion News Network | |
| 04-05-2010, 01:38 PM | #2 |
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Damn! This is going to free up a lot of miserable souls! I'll stick with Mrs Rupert, but will she stick with me? Would you ? Looks pretty bleek for old Rupert...... No wonder she has that gleam in her eyes.......  | |
| 04-05-2010, 01:53 PM | #3 |
 Originally posted by Rupert  Damn! This is going to free up a lot of miserable souls! I'll stick with Mrs Rupert, but will she stick with me? Would you ? Looks pretty bleek for old Rupert...... Aaaah. Is *that* what this is? Quote: No wonder she has that gleam in her eyes....... Is there someone you think you need to *hurt,* here, Rupert? | |
| 04-05-2010, 01:58 PM | #4 |
| Originally posted by Ratmagiclady Aaaah. Is *that* what this is? Direct flash gives *everyone* that 'gleam.' Is there someone you think you need to *hurt,* here, Rupert? Yeah, but don't see him to learn to use flash for a good photo......he hasn't quite got a handle on that yet, and according to some Famous Squirrels...never will. Regards! Last edited by Rupert; 04-05-2010 at 02:08 PM. Reason: spell | |
| 04-05-2010, 02:15 PM | #5 |
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For clarity: in answer to: Quote: Is there someone you think you need to *hurt,* here, Rupert? Originally posted by Rupert Yeah, but don't see him to learn to use flash for a good photo......he hasn't quite got a handle on that yet, and according to some Famous Squirrels...never will. Regards! 'He' will be OK for a while, here. So will the squirrels. There are fingers on your keyboard, right now. Who types? This isn't about what some say it's about. This is OK. Just look. OK? ---------- Post added 04-05-2010 at 05:28 PM ---------- Anyway, in spite of this *spectacularly-logical defense,* anybody particularly mind if my sweetie and I navigate probate law in ways y'all take for granted? It'd be a real solid. (well, apart from the fact we shouldn't need to *ask?* But, hey.) Thanks so much. Last edited by Ratmagiclady; 04-05-2010 at 03:30 PM. | |
| 04-06-2010, 06:09 AM | #6 |
| Originally posted by Ratmagiclady All right, this one was actually pretty funny. New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don't Love Each Other | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | Onion News Network As an aside, I would not have thought that the Onion crew could perform their satire as well as they can write it. | |
| 04-06-2010, 09:59 AM | #7 |
| 04-06-2010, 10:28 AM | #8 |
| Originally posted by GeneV That is hilarious and poignant. As an aside, I would not have thought that the Onion crew could perform their satire as well as they can write it. Now that you mention it, I suppose so. You'd leap to assume that as long as one can read the stuff with the same sort of tone used by every local news station, it'd work, but there's some amount of subtlety there. | |
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