What?...no free market....crazy talk.... Just look at us socialists up here...we have the government "Bank of Canada" regulate private banks.... We get boring loans where we pay them.......I mean come on...you get cool "private but not private" regulatory banks.....what was it called???? ..Fannie May Baker bank and then you stand up another one for "competition"....Freddie something. Gee...that's a good idea. They come up with "superdebt mystery bundles of something someone might have bought somewhere" so others can buy. How cool is that! It's so boring here. After all....a free market is a good market.
The market will do what is in everyone's interest cause otherwise they would be doing something that isn't in their best interest......they self regulate! Let's leverage this principal. You could save a lot of money if criminals simply looked after themselves in jail. After all...they won't do anything wrong cause if they did, they wouldn't get out of jail as soon as if they were "good".
Better yet, lets get rid of the Canadian medical system. We should let corporate insurance decide if someone is sick....gee....they won't do anything wrong cause they want people to be healthy so there aren't insurance claims.......right?
Why are there teachers....that is a load of commie crap. Get rid of them. Students want to get good grades so let them take care of it themselves. We should also get rid of fire departments. Why should I pay for people that are less careful than me? Get rid of the military....I mean they can't even protect diplomats. Why not get the real guys in like Blackwater.....they won't do anything wrong cause if they did, they would be in trouble and they don't want that.
Yes....deregulate...deregulate...deregulate.....free market....free market...free market. It's the new religion.
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