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04-17-2010, 09:55 PM   #1
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Never Piss Off A Nurse

A big shot attorney had to
spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the
nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of
the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up
to him.
She came into his room and announced, "I have to take
your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he
finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his

"No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this
reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another round
of complaining but eventually he rolled over and bared his
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard
her announce,
"I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE
THAT until I get

She left the door to his room open
on her way out. He
cursed under his breath as he heard people
walking past his
door, laughing.....
After about 20 minutes,
the man's Doctor came into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the

Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc?
Haven't you ever seen someone having their
temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confessed.....
"Not with a Daffodil."

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