Just thought I would try and summarise this bit of nonsense for those of us with a sense of humour. No offense is implied or intended to anyone, but in the true spirit of any half respectable soap opera..................
It appears that Wendy B claims to have set up an elaborate ploy to get Ben into her "clutches" (be careful with that one
), which Ben missed because he got the address wrong and went to a brothel instead. As it turns out, Holga was doing a product test at the brothel so naturally, in the interest of art:ugh:, Ben stuck around, (just to offer advice on lighting, angles, composition etc) thus missing the action further up the road with Wendy B, who got a bit upset at this.
Now, what we have learnt since is that it really wasn't Wendy B at all who set up the initial meeting. It was a 'friend'...
who was determined to do the dirty on her best friend and goes by many identities, namely Spartacus and Jesus, although other disguises have been Ned, Ben, Neb, Den, The Phantom, Bendy & Robin (although we all saw through that one!), Gunga Din, Superman and Wonder Woman. However, the most difficult personna to recognise is when she adopts the disguise of the Invisible man....very hard to see.
Lost ya yet ? ..... no? well your doing well, as I've lost myself!...which I think was back around the brothel somewhere
so I just better pop back there and see if I can find myself.
But how to disguise myself to get in past all these Holga security people...dressed like The Phantom, Superman ...oh sorry, didn't see you..(just bumped into the Invisible Man) ...
Yeah yeah, I'm going! I'm going..... but I bet your smiling.
PS: hey its Sunday....more coffee.