I just discovered this thread. Wow the things that happen when you are away for a few days. So after 2 pages the beer was chilled and opened. The popcorn and chocolate cake (don't ask me you guys picked the figging menu) and I'm now reading the soap opera. By the time I got to this great post, there were 3 empties on the floor and we're on the second bag of popcorn.
Originally posted by jsherman999 In the hope of making this post understandable, I took the liberty of translating this block of text to Japanese, and then translated those results back to English, using babelfish.
I think the final twice-translated results are more clear:
Hmm. Maybe not so much. Here's the English->German->English version:
OK, so it's not to be understood, in any language. My head hurts. (all in good fun, Wendy
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Originally posted by rparmar I did consider it but had trouble mapping all the solids to the orbits. No matter how hard I tried I couldn't account for that damned retrograde motion. Little bits of Venus kept dripping onto the work surface.
That's when I realised the way and the truth was more Wendy-centric.
It's true. They took me off the educational equivalent when I started becoming too paranoid even for the Canon forums. Now I keep the little red pills only for emergencies.
I read that and laughed a kernel out of my nose. Shit that hurt.
Originally posted by m8o I thought there was a statement made by said subject about being a nurse after a particularly embarrassing diatribe I only heard about after the fact ... "Some of you that know me already are aware of this. For those of you that do not, my profession in life is a surgical nurse."
https://www.pentaxforums.com/forums/general-pentax-photography/27752-leaving-forum-end-note.html
...so do nurses usually make trips 1/4 way around the world for intricately setup pro-like out-door location shoots? I don't know, I'm not a pro, or a nurse... I'm just asking.
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Maybe it's the beer but maybe she's a "Pro-nurse" and Ben did meet her in a brothel. He just forgot to pay and she's pissed. I mean working girls need to make some money for spending all day looking at the ceiling.
Originally posted by beaumont Out of curiousity I took the time to read all the threads posted by Wendy B. including those making reference to her "idiot husband...topless beaches...five ounce hammers...references to integrity... etc". I am now convinced that "she" is a "he". I'm guessing a fella who works in a camera shop... is fairly well read (as he has a lot of time on his hands)...would have liked a post secondary education which unfortunately was either not to be or not completed to the point of getting a job in his trained field...has not travelled abroad, but would have liked to...all in all, not a happy fella (hence the superiority complex that is evident in many of his threads and the addition of the drama which is missing in his life).
Am I close Wendle? Sounds like you deserve the application of a few extra clothes pins from the dominatrix at your next session you baaaad wanna be Pentaxian. Now smarten up, you're giving the rest of us cross dressing, Japanese-Scottish, internet imposters a bad name...
Yours truly,
another Wendy
Seriously I think there's a lot to this. I mean what about the PM pictures of one of those 6 supposed SMC A 50mm f1.2's that you tried to sell. First she/he/it tried to pretend ignorance and not know what the lens was. Then claimed to have 6 of them. Then tried to sell one and used pictures ripped off the net of 2 different lenses. One a K mount the other an A SMC. I'm still steamed I got suckered on that scam.
Originally posted by Mallee Boy OOpppps!
with reference to " a camera wielding, jet-setting, red-headed japanese.. Er.. Scottish nurse living in america".....who can be invisible by the way (just in case you missed that bit
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...I live in a popular tourist town, and I was lined up just now behind a red headed man of asian appearance, who spoke with a hint of a 'gordy' accent, carrying a camera!.....
.....could it be????
I am going to claim a sighting!!!
PS: NO! it was not outside, inside or anywhere near a brothel!....just thought we had better clarify that bit.
I totally believe you but I swear you were sitting beside me when we were both pulled up in the UFO. I don't know where you or the red head went after that. I do think the red head was the leader though.
Oh gotta go, they're back and I have to go have my brain sucked out again...