(...)if you would like to claim your time back, please press one an.. [beeeep]you would like to claim the time spent reading some stupid thread back. we are sorry but that is not possible at this time. thank you. good bye.
i know where you're coming from. been there done that. now let's see, what does it say about you: you are, obviously, sick, probably to some extent masochistic, but don't despair, there is hope still
you can at least write it off as "things never to do again" and move on. in my oppinion, one should only read such things for entertainment. if it's not entertaining, you should stop. if you find it enlightening, on the other hand, "please press zero to talk to one of our human [psychiatrist] assistants"
cheer up