Originally posted by amoringello How much do you need to pay to get this into your possession (paid via cash-card, wire-transfer or bitcoin)? :-)
Or do you simply need to supply such innocuous information like your social security number and mother's maiden name?
Dunno, sounds pretty scam-ish to me.
Okay, guys, I thought this post would read so over-the-top that it would be clear that I am just kidding around. I am just kidding around!
Heck, a guy can daydream, can't he? If only it were so! Really I was just trying to be amusing!
So! Anybody wanna invest in the development of a movie along these lines? Maybe there's an entertaining story possibility here. Maybe George Clooney can play the part of me! And maybe that guy who played Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid could be "Mr. Takahashi"?
And then maybe the plot could lead up to me and somebody glamorous like Beyoncé fighting off and stopping a bunch of scary, mean bad guys from taking over the secret R&D facility on Pentax Island, or something like that? And of course Beyoncé should have to do all this in a bikini for some inexplicable reason, and with a hairdo that never gets messed up.
Anyway. Sorry fellas.
My sincere apologies if you were truly mislead! Thought it would get a laugh for being such obvious BS! And why ever would some bald-headed old geezer with a short attention span like me ever be deemed the chosen one? That's a laugh right there!
Dave S
BFA Creative Writing
Emerson College '82