why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**jac** · 12-29-2013, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by Ztrejfer

Sorry to hear about your friend, guess he went Gaffa-desperate. Hope he at the least got the bunny fur of the waffles.

No clue to how I got here. Not a sausage. Some evidence though on a kind of Calves'n'Hobbes technology, as my Pentax case no longer contains K-3, but instead is loaded with puffed ChocoPops and some Tiger whiskers caught in the zipper.

On the positive side I have no need for Gaffa anymore. And I guess the ChocoPops will keep me alive for some hours.

So if you don't hear from me again, you know why...

Keep an eye out for the OP carrying a CanNikon FF while you're down there, would ya.

Joel B · 12-29-2013, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by jac

Keep an eye out for the OP carrying a CanNikon FF while you're down there, would ya.

Probably under a bridge somewhere living in a box warning himself to stay out of sight so Ricoh wont find him and make him eat cheese.

Sorry about the run on sentence.

**jatrax** · 12-29-2013, 04:44 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Joel B

Sorry about the run on sentence.

With everything else posted in this thread you are worried about a run on sentence?

tclausen · 12-29-2013, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by jatrax

With everything else posted in this thread you are worried about a run on sentence?

Well, all this talk about cheese is crack(er)ing me up....

tclausen · 12-29-2013, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

Probably under a bridge somewhere living in a box warning himself to stay out of sight so Ricoh wont find him and make him eat cheese.

Sorry about the run on sentence.

I can't fathom why anybody would want to live under an X-5...

Parallax · 12-29-2013, 04:48 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by jatrax

With everything else posted in this thread you are worried about a run on sentence?

hey I can understand that because proper grammar punctuation and composition are largely ignored anymore particularly in the media which apparently is made up of writers and reporters who have only a passing at best familiarity with the rules of same

tclausen · 12-29-2013, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

hey I can understand that because proper grammar punctuation and composition are largely ignored anymore particularly in the media which apparently is made up of writers and reporters who have only a passing at best familiarity with the rules of same

I think that you are disqualified: you went over 140 characters, none of them had to do with the Kardashian's....the only redeeming factor was the utter lack of punctuation.

Parallax · 12-29-2013, 05:02 PM

There's a rumor going around that next month there is going to be an entertainment news story written that doesn't mention Breaking Bad.

tclausen · 12-29-2013, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

There's a rumor going around that next month there is going to be an entertainment news story written that doesn't mention Breaking Bad.

What's "Breaking Bad"?

**THoog** · 12-29-2013, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by tclausen

I can't fathom why anybody would want to live under an X-5

It's the tilty-flippy LCD - provides more shelter.

Originally posted by tclausen

What's "Breaking Bad"?

A TV show that recently concluded.

**Ex Finn.** · 12-29-2013, 05:14 PM

TV show.

**monochrome** · 12-29-2013, 05:34 PM

I had a cheese quesadilla for dinner. Thought you should know.

Pioneer · 12-29-2013, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by monochrome

I had a cheese quesadilla for dinner. Thought you should know.

I didn't.

Joel B · 12-29-2013, 05:43 PM

I could have my own show. I'd call it Breaking Wind!!

tclausen · 12-29-2013, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by monochrome

I had a cheese quesadilla for dinner. Thought you should know.

You're from the US - you do have some coagulated milk-stuff, but it ain't got nuttin' to do with cheese

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12-29-2013, 01:44 PM	#2266
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by Ztrejfer Sorry to hear about your friend, guess he went Gaffa-desperate. Hope he at the least got the bunny fur of the waffles. No clue to how I got here. Not a sausage. Some evidence though on a kind of Calves'n'Hobbes technology, as my Pentax case no longer contains K-3, but instead is loaded with puffed ChocoPops and some Tiger whiskers caught in the zipper. On the positive side I have no need for Gaffa anymore. And I guess the ChocoPops will keep me alive for some hours. So if you don't hear from me again, you know why... Keep an eye out for the OP carrying a CanNikon FF while you're down there, would ya.

12-29-2013, 04:37 PM	#2267
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by jac Keep an eye out for the OP carrying a CanNikon FF while you're down there, would ya. Probably under a bridge somewhere living in a box warning himself to stay out of sight so Ricoh wont find him and make him eat cheese. Sorry about the run on sentence.

12-29-2013, 04:44 PM - 1 Like	#2268
jatrax Site Supporter Join Date: May 2010 Location: Washington Cascades Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 12,991	Originally posted by Joel B Sorry about the run on sentence. With everything else posted in this thread you are worried about a run on sentence?

12-29-2013, 04:46 PM	#2269
tclausen Veteran Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,397	Originally posted by jatrax With everything else posted in this thread you are worried about a run on sentence? Well, all this talk about cheese is crack(er)ing me up....

12-29-2013, 04:47 PM	#2270
tclausen Veteran Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,397	Originally posted by Joel B Probably under a bridge somewhere living in a box warning himself to stay out of sight so Ricoh wont find him and make him eat cheese. Sorry about the run on sentence. I can't fathom why anybody would want to live under an X-5...

12-29-2013, 04:48 PM - 1 Like	#2271
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by jatrax With everything else posted in this thread you are worried about a run on sentence? hey I can understand that because proper grammar punctuation and composition are largely ignored anymore particularly in the media which apparently is made up of writers and reporters who have only a passing at best familiarity with the rules of same

12-29-2013, 04:53 PM	#2272
tclausen Veteran Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,397	Originally posted by Parallax hey I can understand that because proper grammar punctuation and composition are largely ignored anymore particularly in the media which apparently is made up of writers and reporters who have only a passing at best familiarity with the rules of same I think that you are disqualified: you went over 140 characters, none of them had to do with the Kardashian's....the only redeeming factor was the utter lack of punctuation.

12-29-2013, 05:02 PM	#2273
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	There's a rumor going around that next month there is going to be an entertainment news story written that doesn't mention Breaking Bad.

12-29-2013, 05:03 PM	#2274
tclausen Veteran Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,397	Originally posted by Parallax There's a rumor going around that next month there is going to be an entertainment news story written that doesn't mention Breaking Bad. What's "Breaking Bad"?

12-29-2013, 05:14 PM	#2275
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by tclausen I can't fathom why anybody would want to live under an X-5 It's the tilty-flippy LCD - provides more shelter. Originally posted by tclausen What's "Breaking Bad"? A TV show that recently concluded.

12-29-2013, 05:14 PM	#2276
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	TV show.

12-29-2013, 05:34 PM	#2277
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	I had a cheese quesadilla for dinner. Thought you should know.

12-29-2013, 05:40 PM	#2278
Pioneer Pentaxian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Wandering the Streets Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,411	Originally posted by monochrome I had a cheese quesadilla for dinner. Thought you should know. I didn't.

12-29-2013, 05:43 PM	#2279
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	I could have my own show. I'd call it Breaking Wind!!

12-29-2013, 05:48 PM	#2280
tclausen Veteran Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,397	Originally posted by monochrome I had a cheese quesadilla for dinner. Thought you should know. You're from the US - you do have some coagulated milk-stuff, but it ain't got nuttin' to do with cheese