why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

bertwert · 03-05-2017, 12:36 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

Well, when you tire of steak and bacon, it's pretty much all over. Next comes beer, looking at pretty girls, craving neat cars and trucks. Next comes dreaming of buying a K3......it's all downhill.

Until you think bagpipes sound bad... at that point life is over

Rupert · 03-05-2017, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by Artesian

Just don't mess with us as we have big racks.

Yep, and if we use a mirror we can see our big racks over our fat bellies.

Regards!

---------- Post added 03-05-17 at 02:17 PM ----------

Originally posted by bertwert

Until you think bagpipes sound bad... at that point life is over

If that's the case...I died in infancy!

ccc_ · 03-05-2017, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

Yep, and if we use a mirror we can see our big racks over our fat bellies.

Regards!

---------- Post added 03-05-17 at 02:17 PM ----------

If that's the case...I died in infancy!

I knew we'd get to zombies!

an undead pawn for ravenous rodents!

thing are looking up!

Racer X 69 · 03-05-2017, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

All my excess weight is in my belly...what's up with that?

Men carry excess weight in their belly, women carry it in their hips and butt.

Racer X 69 · 03-05-2017, 03:55 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

Until you think bagpipes sound bad... at that point life is over

Originally posted by bertwert

Until you think bagpipes sound bad... at that point life is over

Guess you liked that post so much you felt the need to share it twice.

bertwert · 03-05-2017, 03:55 PM

New title and avatar...

How's the foot coming along?

Racer X 69 · 03-05-2017, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

Yep, and if we use a mirror we can see our big racks over our fat bellies.

I don't know about you, but I carry my rack over my head.

I carry my fat belly over my, er, um, well, never mind.

robtcorl · 03-05-2017, 04:48 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I don't know about you, but I carry my rack over my head.

So, you're horny?

**Ex Finn.** · 03-05-2017, 04:54 PM - **2 Likes**

Getting rid of belly fat takes an serious effort. No time for livE hociR nor the 3K.
Bacon, in moderation, is allowed however.

MarkJerling · 03-05-2017, 04:59 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Bacon, in moderation, is allowed however.

You don't have to be moderate (or a moderator) when it comes to bacon.

Racer X 69 · 03-05-2017, 04:59 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

So, you're horny?

All the time Bob. Still feel like I'm in my 20's in that regard. Mrs. Racer is running scared most of the time.

bertwert · 03-05-2017, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Getting rid of belly fat takes an serious effort. No time for livE hociR nor the 3K.

This would get rid of it quickly...?

robtcorl · 03-05-2017, 05:26 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Mrs. Racer is running scared most of the time.

Bet she's darn hard to catch given your current run-ability.

robtcorl · 03-05-2017, 05:28 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

This would get rid of it quickly...?

Get lost you pipe playing punk ass kid!

edit, forgot this:

MarkJerling · 03-05-2017, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

All the time Bob. Still feel like I'm in my 20's in that regard. Mrs. Racer is running scared most of the time.

TMI!

03-05-2017, 04:54 PM - 2 Likes	#33789
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Getting rid of belly fat takes an serious effort. No time for livE hociR nor the 3K. Bacon, in moderation, is allowed however. Last edited by Ex Finn.; 03-05-2017 at 05:03 PM. Reason: n

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03-05-2017, 12:36 PM	#33781
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by Rupert Well, when you tire of steak and bacon, it's pretty much all over. Next comes beer, looking at pretty girls, craving neat cars and trucks. Next comes dreaming of buying a K3......it's all downhill. Until you think bagpipes sound bad... at that point life is over

03-05-2017, 01:16 PM	#33782
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Artesian Just don't mess with us as we have big racks. Yep, and if we use a mirror we can see our big racks over our fat bellies. Regards! ---------- Post added 03-05-17 at 02:17 PM ---------- Originally posted by bertwert Until you think bagpipes sound bad... at that point life is over If that's the case...I died in infancy!

03-05-2017, 02:07 PM	#33783
ccc_ Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,400	Originally posted by Rupert Yep, and if we use a mirror we can see our big racks over our fat bellies. Regards! ---------- Post added 03-05-17 at 02:17 PM ---------- If that's the case...I died in infancy! I knew we'd get to zombies! an undead pawn for ravenous rodents! thing are looking up!

03-05-2017, 03:51 PM	#33784
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Rupert All my excess weight is in my belly...what's up with that? Men carry excess weight in their belly, women carry it in their hips and butt.

03-05-2017, 03:55 PM	#33785
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by bertwert Until you think bagpipes sound bad... at that point life is over Originally posted by bertwert Until you think bagpipes sound bad... at that point life is over Guess you liked that post so much you felt the need to share it twice.

03-05-2017, 03:55 PM	#33786
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	New title and avatar... How's the foot coming along?

03-05-2017, 03:57 PM	#33787
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Rupert Yep, and if we use a mirror we can see our big racks over our fat bellies. I don't know about you, but I carry my rack over my head. I carry my fat belly over my, er, um, well, never mind.

03-05-2017, 04:48 PM - 1 Like	#33788
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I don't know about you, but I carry my rack over my head. So, you're horny?

03-05-2017, 04:59 PM - 2 Likes	#33790
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Bacon, in moderation, is allowed however. You don't have to be moderate (or a moderator) when it comes to bacon.

03-05-2017, 04:59 PM - 1 Like	#33791
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl So, you're horny? All the time Bob. Still feel like I'm in my 20's in that regard. Mrs. Racer is running scared most of the time.

03-05-2017, 05:26 PM	#33792
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Getting rid of belly fat takes an serious effort. No time for livE hociR nor the 3K. This would get rid of it quickly...?

03-05-2017, 05:26 PM - 3 Likes	#33793
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Mrs. Racer is running scared most of the time. Bet she's darn hard to catch given your current run-ability.

03-05-2017, 05:28 PM - 1 Like	#33794
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by bertwert This would get rid of it quickly...? Get lost you pipe playing punk ass kid! edit, forgot this:

03-05-2017, 05:30 PM	#33795
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Racer X 69 All the time Bob. Still feel like I'm in my 20's in that regard. Mrs. Racer is running scared most of the time. TMI!