why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**savoche** · 07-12-2021, 11:32 AM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by lesmore49

I was watching a guy on TV. He says the most effective way to reach your goals ..... is to lower your standards.

True. I heard a girl put it this way: "Sometimes your only task of the day is to survive till tomorrow" - as low a goal as you can set, and yet one day even that will be too much.

Now, where did I put my cheese...

lesmore49 · 07-12-2021, 12:43 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I’ve upped my standards, now up yours!

Up mine , eh !

I admire your ambition Racer. Very commendable.

But....your reach should never exceed your grasp.

lesmore49 · 07-12-2021, 12:44 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

Now, where did I put my cheese...

With your comments !

lesmore49 · 07-12-2021, 12:46 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by savoche

True. I heard a girl put it this way: "Sometimes your only task of the day is to survive till tomorrow" - as low a goal as you can set, and yet one day even that will be too much.

Roseann Barr, when she was a standup comedian used to say..." As a mother if my kids were still alive at the end of the day...then I figured I did my job !"

tim60 · 07-12-2021, 12:48 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by StiffLegged

If fully drunk they couldn’t punch a brick wall without six or seven tries. All the police have to do then is pour them into the cells. Hic.

When the police collect them in that state they should hang them by the ankles in a cattle truck. When they arrive they should hose out the truck and drunks and then install them in the cells to sober up. At least they will be empty so they will not soil the cell block of the police station.

tim60 · 07-12-2021, 12:52 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Made some pork belly burnt ends yesterday.
Here they are after 3 hours, ready to go into a bath of bbq sauce and honey, then cooked for another hour.

Try rubbing salt on the strip of belly and then leaving in the fridge for a couple of days. Then roast them. The skin bubbles nicely and is very crunchy.

dbs · 07-12-2021, 04:12 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

Try rubbing salt on the strip of belly and then leaving in the fridge for a couple of days. Then roast them. The skin bubbles nicely and is very crunchy.

You have to wait a couple of days ? .... I'd starve ....

MarkJerling · 07-12-2021, 06:25 PM - **6 Likes**

Originally posted by tim60

When the police collect them in that state they should hang them by the ankles in a cattle truck.

Originally posted by tim60

Try rubbing salt on the strip of belly and then leaving in the fridge for a couple of days. Then roast them. The skin bubbles nicely and is very crunchy.

Sometimes when reading two subsequent posts in this thread my mind goes to unintended destinations.

RoxnDox · 07-12-2021, 07:15 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Sometimes when reading two subsequent posts in this thread my mind goes to unintended destinations.

You were not the only mind that went to a very ‘unusual?’ place…

dbs · 07-12-2021, 09:32 PM - **1 Like**

Interpretation thats all it is.

Well I think it is

With no context as what is written the mind just fills in the gaps, its usually wrong and then all %^^$$^ breaks out. ( not on this thread mind you ).
Rule no 1

Bob # is always right !

**StiffLegged** · 07-12-2021, 11:10 PM - **1 Like**

(with a heavy Scots accent):-

Am ah right or am ah wrang?

Ye’re a meringue.

tim60 · 07-12-2021, 11:29 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by dbs

You have to wait a couple of days ? .... I'd starve ....

It does require some forward thinking. The salt absorbs the water from the pork that enables the crunchy skin.

tim60 · 07-12-2021, 11:29 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Sometimes when reading two subsequent posts in this thread my mind goes to unintended destinations.

Sorry.

dbs · 07-13-2021, 01:18 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

It does require some forward thinking. The salt absorbs the water from the pork that enables the crunchy skin.

Only joking Tim ....

Racer X 69 · 07-13-2021, 03:03 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by dbs

Rule no 1

Bob # is always right !

Which Bob #?

Bob #1?

Bob #2?

Bob #3?

Or Bob #4?

07-12-2021, 11:10 PM - 1 Like	#90461
StiffLegged Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2018 Photos: Gallery Posts: 4,632	(with a heavy Scots accent):- Am ah right or am ah wrang? Ye’re a meringue.

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07-12-2021, 11:32 AM - 4 Likes	#90451
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by lesmore49 I was watching a guy on TV. He says the most effective way to reach your goals ..... is to lower your standards. True. I heard a girl put it this way: "Sometimes your only task of the day is to survive till tomorrow" - as low a goal as you can set, and yet one day even that will be too much. Now, where did I put my cheese...

07-12-2021, 12:43 PM - 2 Likes	#90452
lesmore49 Pentaxian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Western Canada Posts: 12,349	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I’ve upped my standards, now up yours! Up mine , eh ! I admire your ambition Racer. Very commendable. But....your reach should never exceed your grasp.

07-12-2021, 12:44 PM - 1 Like	#90453
lesmore49 Pentaxian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Western Canada Posts: 12,349	Originally posted by savoche Now, where did I put my cheese... With your comments !

07-12-2021, 12:46 PM - 3 Likes	#90454
lesmore49 Pentaxian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Western Canada Posts: 12,349	Originally posted by savoche True. I heard a girl put it this way: "Sometimes your only task of the day is to survive till tomorrow" - as low a goal as you can set, and yet one day even that will be too much. Roseann Barr, when she was a standup comedian used to say..." As a mother if my kids were still alive at the end of the day...then I figured I did my job !"

07-12-2021, 12:48 PM - 1 Like	#90455
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,755	Originally posted by StiffLegged If fully drunk they couldn’t punch a brick wall without six or seven tries. All the police have to do then is pour them into the cells. Hic. When the police collect them in that state they should hang them by the ankles in a cattle truck. When they arrive they should hose out the truck and drunks and then install them in the cells to sober up. At least they will be empty so they will not soil the cell block of the police station.

07-12-2021, 12:52 PM - 1 Like	#90456
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,755	Originally posted by robtcorl Made some pork belly burnt ends yesterday. Here they are after 3 hours, ready to go into a bath of bbq sauce and honey, then cooked for another hour. Try rubbing salt on the strip of belly and then leaving in the fridge for a couple of days. Then roast them. The skin bubbles nicely and is very crunchy.

07-12-2021, 04:12 PM - 1 Like	#90457
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,564	Originally posted by tim60 Try rubbing salt on the strip of belly and then leaving in the fridge for a couple of days. Then roast them. The skin bubbles nicely and is very crunchy. You have to wait a couple of days ? .... I'd starve ....

07-12-2021, 06:25 PM - 6 Likes	#90458
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,408	Originally posted by tim60 When the police collect them in that state they should hang them by the ankles in a cattle truck. Originally posted by tim60 Try rubbing salt on the strip of belly and then leaving in the fridge for a couple of days. Then roast them. The skin bubbles nicely and is very crunchy. Sometimes when reading two subsequent posts in this thread my mind goes to unintended destinations.

07-12-2021, 07:15 PM - 2 Likes	#90459
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Originally posted by MarkJerling Sometimes when reading two subsequent posts in this thread my mind goes to unintended destinations. You were not the only mind that went to a very ‘unusual?’ place…

07-12-2021, 09:32 PM - 1 Like	#90460
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,564	Interpretation thats all it is. Well I think it is With no context as what is written the mind just fills in the gaps, its usually wrong and then all %^^$$^ breaks out. ( not on this thread mind you ). Rule no 1 Bob # is always right !

07-12-2021, 11:29 PM - 1 Like	#90462
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,755	Originally posted by dbs You have to wait a couple of days ? .... I'd starve .... It does require some forward thinking. The salt absorbs the water from the pork that enables the crunchy skin.

07-12-2021, 11:29 PM - 2 Likes	#90463
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,755	Originally posted by MarkJerling Sometimes when reading two subsequent posts in this thread my mind goes to unintended destinations. Sorry.

07-13-2021, 01:18 AM - 1 Like	#90464
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,564	Originally posted by tim60 It does require some forward thinking. The salt absorbs the water from the pork that enables the crunchy skin. Only joking Tim ....

07-13-2021, 03:03 AM - 3 Likes	#90465
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by dbs Rule no 1 Bob # is always right ! Which Bob #? Bob #1? Bob #2? Bob #3? Or Bob #4?