why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

tim60 · 07-27-2021, 11:30 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Parallax

You misspelled Ferrari.

Definitely a Mod, now policing the spelling near you.

tim60 · 07-27-2021, 11:32 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

They left us out of the map. Either they're ignoring the fact that the smoke has reached us, too... or we simply don't exist

If they put you on the map you might think of suing them for the smoke.

tim60 · 07-27-2021, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Self driving cars. The sooner, the better.

Then we will all feel like celebrities, being dropped off at our destination and then the car will go off to park itself. No longer will we need to find a place to park and then get back to our destination in time for the event to which we are going.

**crossed-up** · 07-27-2021, 12:18 PM - **5 Likes**

Originally posted by CharLac

The AMC Pacer and the Chrysler Crossfire are right up there in my books.

I bought my Crossfire because of its looks - I don't like bland

Last edited by crossed-up; 07-27-2021 at 02:02 PM.

Parallax · 07-27-2021, 12:30 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by tim60

Definitely a Mod, now policing the spelling near you.

Yeah, well, well, HE started it!

MarkJerling · 07-27-2021, 01:15 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Ever sit in a Lamborghini?

Even at 5'10" it is a tight squeeze.

And the seats are not adjustable.

A few times and I managed to squeeze my 6'2" in and go fast.

MarkJerling · 07-27-2021, 01:20 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

You misspelt misspelt.

MarkJerling · 07-27-2021, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by tim60

There are electric vans here now.

Persuade the farmers to go for fully enclosed high security utes.

Yeah nah.

MarkJerling · 07-27-2021, 01:21 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I knew that.

Automatic transmissions are dumbing down operating motor vehicles.

At least it prevents youngsters stealing manual cars.

MarkJerling · 07-27-2021, 01:23 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Thanks for that Dave!
The Thread has gone off the rails about automobiles again, or is it still?

In other news, I had a great breakfast with coffee, eggs, hash browns, toast, and BACON.
In still other news I just ordered a new Weber Performer grill. I paid $150 for my used one in 2009,
and have no doubt I can get that back out of it today. It's another blue one, but a different lighter shade.
Won't arrive for about a month from Crate and Barrel, The color is only sold by them.
Weber Slate Blue Performer Deluxe Charcoal Grill + Reviews | Crate and Barrel

Did they use a Pentax to look up your, um, nevermind.

**StiffLegged** · 07-27-2021, 01:51 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by slartibartfast01

What is a dino car? It conjures up images of Fred Flintstone

Yabba dabba dooooo!

robtcorl · 07-27-2021, 02:59 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by crossed-up

I bought my Crossfire because of its looks - I don't like bland

I love it, every time someone mentions a car they think is ugly, someone else says they had one because it looked great.

Parallax · 07-27-2021, 04:48 PM - **4 Likes**

Let me preface this with "I love Cheetos!"
I went shopping a few days ago and in, what we euphemistically call a "supermarket", was a large display of Cheetos macaroni and cheese. I bought a box as I like mac and cheese and thought that this should really be something special. We had it tonight with smoked pork chops. (no, they weren't boiled first.)
The Cheetos mac and cheese had the flavor of a glass of water. The macaroni had EXACTLY the same flavor after the sauce was applied as it had before.

dbs · 07-27-2021, 04:57 PM - **2 Likes**

Mmmm you didn't per chance boil the sauce first ?

Ah the sauce was water .... yes water with no flavourings added

robtcorl · 07-27-2021, 05:04 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by Parallax

We had it tonight with smoked pork chops. (no, they weren't boiled first.)

That's pig discrimination I tell ya!

07-27-2021, 04:48 PM - 4 Likes	#91048
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	A Rant Let me preface this with "I love Cheetos!" I went shopping a few days ago and in, what we euphemistically call a "supermarket", was a large display of Cheetos macaroni and cheese. I bought a box as I like mac and cheese and thought that this should really be something special. We had it tonight with smoked pork chops. (no, they weren't boiled first.) The Cheetos mac and cheese had the flavor of a glass of water. The macaroni had EXACTLY the same flavor after the sauce was applied as it had before.

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07-27-2021, 11:30 AM - 2 Likes	#91036
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	Originally posted by Parallax You misspelled Ferrari. Definitely a Mod, now policing the spelling near you.

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tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	Originally posted by savoche They left us out of the map. Either they're ignoring the fact that the smoke has reached us, too... or we simply don't exist If they put you on the map you might think of suing them for the smoke.

07-27-2021, 11:37 AM	#91038
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	Originally posted by savoche Self driving cars. The sooner, the better. Then we will all feel like celebrities, being dropped off at our destination and then the car will go off to park itself. No longer will we need to find a place to park and then get back to our destination in time for the event to which we are going.

07-27-2021, 12:18 PM - 5 Likes	#91039
crossed-up Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2018 Posts: 495	Originally posted by CharLac The AMC Pacer and the Chrysler Crossfire are right up there in my books. I bought my Crossfire because of its looks - I don't like bland Last edited by crossed-up; 07-27-2021 at 02:02 PM.

07-27-2021, 12:30 PM - 4 Likes	#91040
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by tim60 Definitely a Mod, now policing the spelling near you. Yeah, well, well, HE started it!

07-27-2021, 01:15 PM - 1 Like	#91041
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Ever sit in a Lamborghini? Even at 5'10" it is a tight squeeze. And the seats are not adjustable. A few times and I managed to squeeze my 6'2" in and go fast.

07-27-2021, 01:20 PM - 1 Like	#91042
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by savoche You misspelt misspelt.

07-27-2021, 01:20 PM	#91043
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by tim60 There are electric vans here now. Persuade the farmers to go for fully enclosed high security utes. Yeah nah.

07-27-2021, 01:21 PM - 1 Like	#91044
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I knew that. Automatic transmissions are dumbing down operating motor vehicles. At least it prevents youngsters stealing manual cars.

07-27-2021, 01:23 PM - 3 Likes	#91045
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by robtcorl Thanks for that Dave! The Thread has gone off the rails about automobiles again, or is it still? In other news, I had a great breakfast with coffee, eggs, hash browns, toast, and BACON. In still other news I just ordered a new Weber Performer grill. I paid $150 for my used one in 2009, and have no doubt I can get that back out of it today. It's another blue one, but a different lighter shade. Won't arrive for about a month from Crate and Barrel, The color is only sold by them. Weber Slate Blue Performer Deluxe Charcoal Grill + Reviews \| Crate and Barrel Did they use a Pentax to look up your, um, nevermind.

07-27-2021, 01:51 PM - 2 Likes	#91046
StiffLegged Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2018 Photos: Gallery Posts: 4,620	Originally posted by slartibartfast01 What is a dino car? It conjures up images of Fred Flintstone Yabba dabba dooooo!

07-27-2021, 02:59 PM - 4 Likes	#91047
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by crossed-up I bought my Crossfire because of its looks - I don't like bland I love it, every time someone mentions a car they think is ugly, someone else says they had one because it looked great.

07-27-2021, 04:57 PM - 2 Likes	#91049
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,564	Mmmm you didn't per chance boil the sauce first ? Ah the sauce was water .... yes water with no flavourings added

07-27-2021, 05:04 PM - 3 Likes	#91050
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Parallax We had it tonight with smoked pork chops. (no, they weren't boiled first.) That's pig discrimination I tell ya!