why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**CharLac** · 11-19-2021, 12:34 PM - **5 Likes**

So just for grins I put this together.

Youtu.be

**StiffLegged** · 11-19-2021, 12:38 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Parallax

I enjoyed BBQ Brawl on Food Network. I had to laugh at it just a bit though. The contestants were supposedly some of the best and brightest BBQ chefs in the country yet not a one of them knew enough to boil the meat first.

I wonder why that was?

Parallax · 11-19-2021, 12:39 PM - **6 Likes**

Originally posted by CharLac

the pickerel/walleye caught up here is come of the best fish I have ever tasted.

That's what most people say about the ones here, as well. I still say rice cake.
Keep in mind when you read my posts that (I know this will come as a shock to many) I have been known to, on rare occasions, use a wee bit of hyperbole.

lesmore49 · 11-19-2021, 12:41 PM - **5 Likes**

Originally posted by Parallax

Walleye; the flavor and texture equivalent of a soggy rice cake

Well, that can happen when you boil the walleye first.

**StiffLegged** · 11-19-2021, 12:43 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Scan news is good news, all stable with no progression.
Guess you all will have to put up with my great humor, wealth of knowledge, and good looks for a bit longer.

That's very reassuring! There are too many ugly great lunks hereabouts.

Parallax · 11-19-2021, 12:51 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Scan news is good news, all stable with no progression.
Guess you all will have to put up with my great humor, wealth of knowledge, and good looks for a bit longer.

Hey I never claimed to be humble.

That's great news, Bob.

You Tube

robtcorl · 11-19-2021, 03:54 PM - **9 Likes**

Originally posted by Parallax

I have been known to, on rare occasions, use a wee bit of hyperbole.

Don't you mean hyperboily?

Parallax · 11-19-2021, 03:55 PM

**StiffLegged** · 11-19-2021, 04:01 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Don't you mean hyperboily?

Thread post of the week.

Parallax · 11-19-2021, 05:44 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by StiffLegged

That's very reassuring! There are too many ugly great lunks hereabouts.

Hey, I represent that!

**rod_grant** · 11-19-2021, 06:19 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by StiffLegged

That's very reassuring! There are too many ugly great lunks hereabouts.

I had to look that one up.
It doesn’t apply to me, so I’m not offended.

dbs · 11-19-2021, 06:53 PM - **1 Like**

Offended

The duty of all govt departments all over the world !

But it is for our own good.

dbs · 11-19-2021, 06:55 PM - **3 Likes**

Hi Charlie

A lot of work for a row of pavers .

**StiffLegged** · 11-20-2021, 01:41 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

Hey, I represent that!

And I thought your avatar was another example of hyperwotsit?

**savoche** · 11-20-2021, 02:17 AM - **1 Like**

Hey #1, just what you've been waiting for - another post-a-ton

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11-19-2021, 12:38 PM - 2 Likes	#93317
StiffLegged Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2018 Photos: Gallery Posts: 4,635	Originally posted by Parallax I enjoyed BBQ Brawl on Food Network. I had to laugh at it just a bit though. The contestants were supposedly some of the best and brightest BBQ chefs in the country yet not a one of them knew enough to boil the meat first. I wonder why that was?

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Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by CharLac the pickerel/walleye caught up here is come of the best fish I have ever tasted. That's what most people say about the ones here, as well. I still say rice cake. Keep in mind when you read my posts that (I know this will come as a shock to many) I have been known to, on rare occasions, use a wee bit of hyperbole.

11-19-2021, 12:41 PM - 5 Likes	#93319
lesmore49 Pentaxian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Western Canada Posts: 12,349	Originally posted by Parallax Walleye; the flavor and texture equivalent of a soggy rice cake Well, that can happen when you boil the walleye first.

11-19-2021, 12:43 PM - 1 Like	#93320
StiffLegged Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2018 Photos: Gallery Posts: 4,635	Originally posted by robtcorl Scan news is good news, all stable with no progression. Guess you all will have to put up with my great humor, wealth of knowledge, and good looks for a bit longer. That's very reassuring! There are too many ugly great lunks hereabouts.

11-19-2021, 03:54 PM - 9 Likes	#93322
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Parallax I have been known to, on rare occasions, use a wee bit of hyperbole. Don't you mean hyperboily?

11-19-2021, 03:55 PM	#93323
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333

11-19-2021, 04:01 PM - 3 Likes	#93324
StiffLegged Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2018 Photos: Gallery Posts: 4,635	Originally posted by robtcorl Don't you mean hyperboily? Thread post of the week.

11-19-2021, 05:44 PM - 2 Likes	#93325
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by StiffLegged That's very reassuring! There are too many ugly great lunks hereabouts. Hey, I represent that!

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rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	Originally posted by StiffLegged That's very reassuring! There are too many ugly great lunks hereabouts. I had to look that one up. It doesn’t apply to me, so I’m not offended.

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dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,565	Offended The duty of all govt departments all over the world ! But it is for our own good.

11-19-2021, 06:55 PM - 3 Likes	#93328
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,565	Hi Charlie A lot of work for a row of pavers .

11-20-2021, 01:41 AM	#93329
StiffLegged Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2018 Photos: Gallery Posts: 4,635	Originally posted by Parallax Hey, I represent that! And I thought your avatar was another example of hyperwotsit?

11-20-2021, 02:17 AM - 1 Like	#93330
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Hey #1, just what you've been waiting for - another post-a-ton