why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 10-23-2016, 02:25 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

And then they deliver load noises in their general direction.

Yes!

And with this result.

Fill the freezer and put a trophy on the wall of the man cave.

On my new diet I can have all the wild game I want. It is naturally lean, and good for us to eat and digest.

And elk is very tasty!

*sigh*

I gotta get back into hunting again.

tim60 · 10-23-2016, 09:58 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Yes!

And with this result.

Fill the freezer and put a trophy on the wall of the man cave.

On my new diet I can have all the wild game I want. It is naturally lean, and good for us to eat and digest.

And elk is very tasty!

*sigh*

I gotta get back into hunting again.

Good, you understood my euphemism. In this case, at least the loud noise only happened near the man, not at the elk end of the flight.

Joel B · 10-24-2016, 07:33 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I gotta get back into hunting again.

I am about ready to start hunting raccoons!
More precisely the one tearing up my house!

Squirrels I can live with. Even if they are named Otis and steal likes! Raccoons? hate the sight of em!!

**savoche** · 10-24-2016, 07:49 AM

Originally posted by Joel B

steal likes

Ok, ok, here's another one!

Jean Poitiers · 10-24-2016, 07:58 AM

Originally posted by Joel B

I am about ready to start hunting raccoons!
More precisely the one tearing up my house!

Squirrels I can live with. Even if they are named Otis and steal likes! Raccoons? hate the sight of em!!

Ditto (for another one) !!! ... "Blazing Saddles"

**savoche** · 10-24-2016, 08:46 AM

See? You just doubled your number of likes in no time at all!

tim60 · 10-24-2016, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by savoche

See? You just doubled your number of likes in no time at all!

So now it will be harder to double them again.

Joel B · 10-24-2016, 11:21 AM

Thanks fellas! I don't feel so lost and alone now!

MarkJerling · 10-24-2016, 02:35 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Like Bert Munro, eh?

Here we follow Bert's rule almost religiously. Well, I do anyway, and my son does, and when my daughter was younger she did too. But my wife thinks we're all mad, so refuses to help water the lemon tree.

MarkJerling · 10-24-2016, 02:36 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Yes!

And with this result.

Fill the freezer and put a trophy on the wall of the man cave.

On my new diet I can have all the wild game I want. It is naturally lean, and good for us to eat and digest.

And elk is very tasty!

*sigh*

I gotta get back into hunting again.

That is a huge stag!

**Ex Finn.** · 10-24-2016, 03:05 PM - **1 Like**

Just did some basic comparison on beer consumed v.s. miles cycled(calories burned). At the rate of about 50 or so kcal/mile I am good for a 30 pack of Coors lite`s to-nite. It is my Saturday after all

**clackers** · 10-24-2016, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Just did some basic comparison on beer consumed v.s. miles cycled(calories burned).

Best not to calculate those things ... the results are upsetting.

robtcorl · 10-24-2016, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

It is my Saturday after all

Saturday on a Monday? lucky stiff!
better get chugging!

on second thought, when one is retired every day is a Saturday, or whatever day you want to make it.

**Ex Finn.** · 10-24-2016, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by clackers

Best not to calculate those things ... the results are upsetting.

Yes... Motivating also at the same time.

**Ex Finn.** · 10-24-2016, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Saturday on a Monday? lucky stiff!
better get chugging!

on second thought, when one is retired every day is a Saturday, or whatever day you want to make it.

Use or lose... One of those things.

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10-23-2016, 02:25 PM - 1 Like	#30256
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by tim60 And then they deliver load noises in their general direction. Yes! And with this result. Fill the freezer and put a trophy on the wall of the man cave. On my new diet I can have all the wild game I want. It is naturally lean, and good for us to eat and digest. And elk is very tasty! sigh I gotta get back into hunting again.

10-23-2016, 09:58 PM - 1 Like	#30257
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Yes! And with this result. Fill the freezer and put a trophy on the wall of the man cave. On my new diet I can have all the wild game I want. It is naturally lean, and good for us to eat and digest. And elk is very tasty! sigh I gotta get back into hunting again. Good, you understood my euphemism. In this case, at least the loud noise only happened near the man, not at the elk end of the flight.

10-24-2016, 07:33 AM - 3 Likes	#30258
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I gotta get back into hunting again. I am about ready to start hunting raccoons! More precisely the one tearing up my house! Squirrels I can live with. Even if they are named Otis and steal likes! Raccoons? hate the sight of em!!

10-24-2016, 07:49 AM	#30259
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Joel B steal likes Ok, ok, here's another one!

10-24-2016, 07:58 AM	#30260
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by Joel B I am about ready to start hunting raccoons! More precisely the one tearing up my house! Squirrels I can live with. Even if they are named Otis and steal likes! Raccoons? hate the sight of em!! Ditto (for another one) !!! ... "Blazing Saddles"

10-24-2016, 08:46 AM	#30261
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	See? You just doubled your number of likes in no time at all!

10-24-2016, 10:25 AM	#30262
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	Originally posted by savoche See? You just doubled your number of likes in no time at all! So now it will be harder to double them again.

10-24-2016, 11:21 AM	#30263
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Thanks fellas! I don't feel so lost and alone now!

10-24-2016, 02:35 PM - 1 Like	#30264
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Like Bert Munro, eh? Here we follow Bert's rule almost religiously. Well, I do anyway, and my son does, and when my daughter was younger she did too. But my wife thinks we're all mad, so refuses to help water the lemon tree.

10-24-2016, 02:36 PM - 1 Like	#30265
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Yes! And with this result. Fill the freezer and put a trophy on the wall of the man cave. On my new diet I can have all the wild game I want. It is naturally lean, and good for us to eat and digest. And elk is very tasty! sigh I gotta get back into hunting again. That is a huge stag!

10-24-2016, 03:05 PM - 1 Like	#30266
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Just did some basic comparison on beer consumed v.s. miles cycled(calories burned). At the rate of about 50 or so kcal/mile I am good for a 30 pack of Coors lite`s to-nite. It is my Saturday after all

10-24-2016, 03:11 PM	#30267
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Just did some basic comparison on beer consumed v.s. miles cycled(calories burned). Best not to calculate those things ... the results are upsetting.

10-24-2016, 03:11 PM	#30268
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Ex Finn. It is my Saturday after all Saturday on a Monday? lucky stiff! better get chugging! on second thought, when one is retired every day is a Saturday, or whatever day you want to make it.

10-24-2016, 03:31 PM	#30269
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by clackers Best not to calculate those things ... the results are upsetting. Yes... Motivating also at the same time.

10-24-2016, 03:32 PM	#30270
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by robtcorl Saturday on a Monday? lucky stiff! better get chugging! on second thought, when one is retired every day is a Saturday, or whatever day you want to make it. Use or lose... One of those things.