why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

bertwert · 02-20-2017, 08:53 PM - **1 Like**

@Parallax;
Have you tried a swipe keyboard?
I love 'em, super fast and accurate.

On another note...
Had a great meal.
Spinach topped with chopped tomatoes and avocado with fresh mozzarella chunks, covered with bits of chicken roasted with curry powder, all topped with a roast sesame seed dressing.
Yum!

Racer X 69 · 02-20-2017, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

I'm gonna put a big guilt trip on her tonight just for Racer!

No guilt trips allowed.

Not my style.

Racer X 69 · 02-20-2017, 11:48 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

On another note...
Had a great meal.
Spinach topped with chopped tomatoes and avocado with fresh mozzarella chunks, covered with bits of chicken roasted with curry powder, all topped with a roast sesame seed dressing.
Yum!

What?

No crumbled bacon on top?

robtcorl · 02-21-2017, 06:27 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

Have you tried a swipe keyboard?

I did once on my phone, for about 20 seconds, and decided it was invented by the devil.
Guess the old hand-eye coordination ain't what it used to be.

semaca · 02-21-2017, 06:38 AM - **2 Likes**

What's cooking?

Rupert · 02-21-2017, 06:54 AM

Originally posted by bertwert

On another note...
Had a great meal.
Spinach topped with chopped tomatoes and avocado with fresh mozzarella chunks, covered with bits of chicken roasted with curry powder, all topped with a roast sesame seed dressing.
Yum!

That actually sounds pretty decent!

Originally posted by Racer X 69

No crumbled bacon on top?

Exactly what I was thinking......just needed a little (or a lot) of bacon bits on top......maybe some Chinese hot mustard too?

Read the news this morning on Yahoo

.....how hard do they work to ruin your day?

@Racer ...That guilt has already paid off...as Mrs Rupert left for work this morning she asked how long it has been since I got a new lens? I told her so long I couldn't recall (actually about a month) and she said "why don't you shop around today and see what you can find?" Then she asked about my toe....

Hey, I know what I'm doing!

Regards!

**WPRESTO** · 02-21-2017, 07:11 AM

Originally posted by semaca

What's cooking?

Cruel, cruel way to treat our favorite brand of camera. But I doubt not that it will endure, survive, and thrive to snap again.

robtcorl · 02-21-2017, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Then she asked about my toe.... Hey, I know what I'm doing!

Did you practice your limp before she got up?

robtcorl · 02-21-2017, 07:19 AM - **1 Like**

This is pretty cool if you haven't seen it yet.

Youtu.be

Rupert · 02-21-2017, 07:43 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Did you practice your limp before she got up?

Nope...but I had my shoe and sock off and was rubbing my toe when I heard her coming down the hallway.....

.

Originally posted by robtcorl

This is pretty cool if you haven't seen it yet.

A fire shooting drone...God help us if squirrels ever get their paws on these!

Just composing a list in my mind of what I could have done with one of those when I was a kid.....my school...my enemies home...my enemies...my Dad...my Mom....for sure my two sisters...the dentist office, the doctors office...the doctor...the dentist...had to stop...the list just kept growing!

Regards!

ZoeB · 02-21-2017, 09:31 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by semaca

What's cooking?

Salmon tacos! Well, already cooked. And in my tummy. Yum!

Rupert · 02-21-2017, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by ZoeB

Salmon tacos! Well, already cooked. And in my tummy. Yum!

No salmon fan here

...but if it was salmon patties in a taco shell, I could love it!

Mrs Rupert seldom cooks, but she makes the best salmon patties on earth!

Years ago when we were poor and broke, she used the cheaper mackerel for the patties...pretty damn good too!

Regards!

BTW- Otis keeps telling me I can save my valuable time by skipping the proof reading.....just noticed I had typed in a "c" in Mrs Rupert seldom...........
That would have delighted Otis, no doubt, as he loved it when I was down in the basement. Some of those laughs I heard sounded a lot like a damn squirrel?

So...proof read what you post before you post it!

One little slip could be fatal!

ccc_ · 02-21-2017, 11:27 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

No salmon fan here

...but if it was salmon patties in a taco shell, I could love it!

Mrs Rupert seldom cooks, but she makes the best salmon patties on earth!

Years ago when we were poor and broke, she used the cheaper mackerel for the patties...pretty damn good too!

Regards!

BTW- Otis keeps telling me I can save my valuable time by skipping the proof reading.....just noticed I had typed in a "c" in Mrs Rupert seldom...........
That would have delighted Otis, no doubt, as he loved it when I was down in the basement. Some of those laughs I heard sounded a lot like a damn squirrel?

So...proof read what you post before you post it!

One little slip could be fatal!

add jalapenos and cilantro into the patty mix
form the patties about the size of fish sticks
fry or bake
place in taco
top the fish with cole slaw
eat

there seems to be an obsession with bacon here... so you might try this...
some smoked salmon comes "wetter" than others
the texture isn't universally appreciated
fry or bake it until crispy... bacony but better
works very well for SLTs

Racer X 69 · 02-21-2017, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by semaca

What's cooking?

Testing the weather sealing of a Pentax camera.

Awesome!

Now show us the photos you made.

Racer X 69 · 02-21-2017, 11:31 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

@Racer ...That guilt has already paid off...as Mrs Rupert left for work this morning she asked how long it has been since I got a new lens? I told her so long I couldn't recall (actually about a month) and she said "why don't you shop around today and see what you can find?" Then she asked about my toe....

Hey, I know what I'm doing!

Have you no shame Jim?

02-21-2017, 06:54 AM	#33291
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by bertwert On another note... Had a great meal. Spinach topped with chopped tomatoes and avocado with fresh mozzarella chunks, covered with bits of chicken roasted with curry powder, all topped with a roast sesame seed dressing. Yum! That actually sounds pretty decent! Originally posted by Racer X 69 No crumbled bacon on top? Exactly what I was thinking......just needed a little (or a lot) of bacon bits on top......maybe some Chinese hot mustard too? Read the news this morning on Yahoo.....how hard do they work to ruin your day? @Racer ...That guilt has already paid off...as Mrs Rupert left for work this morning she asked how long it has been since I got a new lens? I told her so long I couldn't recall (actually about a month) and she said "why don't you shop around today and see what you can find?" Then she asked about my toe.... Hey, I know what I'm doing! Regards!

02-21-2017, 07:43 AM - 1 Like	#33295
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl Did you practice your limp before she got up? Nope...but I had my shoe and sock off and was rubbing my toe when I heard her coming down the hallway...... Originally posted by robtcorl This is pretty cool if you haven't seen it yet. A fire shooting drone...God help us if squirrels ever get their paws on these! Just composing a list in my mind of what I could have done with one of those when I was a kid.....my school...my enemies home...my enemies...my Dad...my Mom....for sure my two sisters...the dentist office, the doctors office...the doctor...the dentist...had to stop...the list just kept growing! Regards!

02-21-2017, 10:43 AM	#33297
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by ZoeB Salmon tacos! Well, already cooked. And in my tummy. Yum! No salmon fan here...but if it was salmon patties in a taco shell, I could love it! Mrs Rupert seldom cooks, but she makes the best salmon patties on earth! Years ago when we were poor and broke, she used the cheaper mackerel for the patties...pretty damn good too! Regards! BTW- Otis keeps telling me I can save my valuable time by skipping the proof reading.....just noticed I had typed in a "c" in Mrs Rupert seldom........... That would have delighted Otis, no doubt, as he loved it when I was down in the basement. Some of those laughs I heard sounded a lot like a damn squirrel? So...proof read what you post before you post it! One little slip could be fatal!

02-21-2017, 11:27 AM	#33298
ccc_ Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,400	Originally posted by Rupert No salmon fan here...but if it was salmon patties in a taco shell, I could love it! Mrs Rupert seldom cooks, but she makes the best salmon patties on earth! Years ago when we were poor and broke, she used the cheaper mackerel for the patties...pretty damn good too! Regards! BTW- Otis keeps telling me I can save my valuable time by skipping the proof reading.....just noticed I had typed in a "c" in Mrs Rupert seldom........... That would have delighted Otis, no doubt, as he loved it when I was down in the basement. Some of those laughs I heard sounded a lot like a damn squirrel? So...proof read what you post before you post it! One little slip could be fatal! add jalapenos and cilantro into the patty mix form the patties about the size of fish sticks fry or bake place in taco top the fish with cole slaw eat there seems to be an obsession with bacon here... so you might try this... some smoked salmon comes "wetter" than others the texture isn't universally appreciated fry or bake it until crispy... bacony but better works very well for SLTs

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02-20-2017, 08:53 PM - 1 Like	#33286
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	@Parallax; Have you tried a swipe keyboard? I love 'em, super fast and accurate. On another note... Had a great meal. Spinach topped with chopped tomatoes and avocado with fresh mozzarella chunks, covered with bits of chicken roasted with curry powder, all topped with a roast sesame seed dressing. Yum!

02-20-2017, 11:29 PM	#33287
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Rupert I'm gonna put a big guilt trip on her tonight just for Racer! No guilt trips allowed. Not my style.

02-20-2017, 11:48 PM	#33288
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by bertwert On another note... Had a great meal. Spinach topped with chopped tomatoes and avocado with fresh mozzarella chunks, covered with bits of chicken roasted with curry powder, all topped with a roast sesame seed dressing. Yum! What? No crumbled bacon on top?

02-21-2017, 06:27 AM - 1 Like	#33289
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by bertwert Have you tried a swipe keyboard? I did once on my phone, for about 20 seconds, and decided it was invented by the devil. Guess the old hand-eye coordination ain't what it used to be.

02-21-2017, 06:38 AM - 2 Likes	#33290
semaca Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: RO Posts: 143	What's cooking?

02-21-2017, 07:11 AM	#33292
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,107	Originally posted by semaca What's cooking? Cruel, cruel way to treat our favorite brand of camera. But I doubt not that it will endure, survive, and thrive to snap again.

02-21-2017, 07:16 AM	#33293
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert Then she asked about my toe.... Hey, I know what I'm doing! Did you practice your limp before she got up?

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ZoeB Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tromsø, Norway Posts: 886	Originally posted by semaca What's cooking? Salmon tacos! Well, already cooked. And in my tummy. Yum!

02-21-2017, 11:30 AM	#33299
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by semaca What's cooking? Testing the weather sealing of a Pentax camera. Awesome! Now show us the photos you made.

02-21-2017, 11:31 AM	#33300
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Rupert @Racer ...That guilt has already paid off...as Mrs Rupert left for work this morning she asked how long it has been since I got a new lens? I told her so long I couldn't recall (actually about a month) and she said "why don't you shop around today and see what you can find?" Then she asked about my toe.... Hey, I know what I'm doing! Have you no shame Jim?