why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

normhead · 12-02-2021, 03:10 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by StiffLegged

Spammers don't always do their homework...

Ya, it's more a spray and pray " thing.

Parallax · 12-02-2021, 03:53 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

The thing that amuses me with this thread is that we get a spammer making their first post on this forum in this thread from time to time. It's a thread frequented by several mods and by members who will report the spammer forthwith so it's literally the worst thread to post in if you're a spammer.

Mark, here's old saying in law enforcement that I think applies here: "We don't catch the smart ones."

dbs · 12-02-2021, 09:17 PM - **1 Like**

Who knew that tins of processed ham could be so mischievous

tim60 · 12-02-2021, 11:36 PM

Originally posted by StiffLegged

Spammers don't always do their homework...

That is of the nature of spammers.

Something from Aristotle there.

tim60 · 12-02-2021, 11:42 PM

Originally posted by dbs

Who knew that tins of processed ham could be so mischievous

A few weeks back I went to HMart at New Malden and saw a can of imitation Spam made in South Korea. Seems they are keen on Spam there just like they are here to a mob of Oxbridge attenders.

bertwert · 12-03-2021, 07:52 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

The thing that amuses me with this thread is that we get a spammer making their first post on this forum in this thread from time to time. It's a thread frequented by several mods and by members who will report the spammer forthwith so it's literally the worst thread to post in if you're a spammer.

I guess they think we're a bunch of gullible fools...

bertwert · 12-03-2021, 07:54 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by tim60

Something from Aristotle there.

Does it go like this?

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle...

Tako Kichi · 12-03-2021, 07:56 AM

Originally posted by slartibartfast01

He didn't drink it from the bottle

But after tasting it did he spit it back into the bottle?

tim60 · 12-03-2021, 07:57 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

Does it go like this?

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle...

I think you are referring to the song about Heidegger.

Those at the Ox end of that group may well have learned about those guys at the very desk I am sitting at while posting this.

Tako Kichi · 12-03-2021, 08:01 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

The thing that amuses me with this thread is that we get a spammer making their first post on this forum in this thread from time to time. It's a thread frequented by several mods and by members who will report the spammer forthwith so it's literally the worst thread to post in if you're a spammer.

Maybe they just look for the thread with the most views and figure they will get the most 'hits' there!

normhead · 12-03-2021, 08:02 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

I guess they think we're a bunch of gullible fools...

We may be fools or we may be gullible, but we are not gullible fools.

normhead · 12-03-2021, 08:03 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Tako Kichi

Maybe they just look for the thread with the most views and figure they will get the most 'hits' there!

If they ever turn up at my door, there might be some "hits".

normhead · 12-03-2021, 08:06 AM - **4 Likes**

Which reminds me "How do you get a Michigan grad off your porch?"
"Pay him for the Pizza."

**StiffLegged** · 12-03-2021, 10:32 AM - **3 Likes**

Rather like the question “What do you say to someone with a first class honours degree in philosophy?”

answer: “Big Mac and large fries, please”

Followed by: “What do you say to someone with a Ph.D in philosophy?”

answer: “This Big Mac is cold”

**StiffLegged** · 12-03-2021, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by tim60

I think you are referring to the song about Heidegger.

Those at the Ox end of that group may well have learned about those guys at the very desk I am sitting at while posting this.

That’s the Bruces’ Philosophers Song, mate; all the Big Names are in there. Don’t forget the Jew’s Harp accompaniment.

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12-02-2021, 03:10 PM - 1 Like	#93676
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by StiffLegged Spammers don't always do their homework... Ya, it's more a spray and pray " thing.

12-02-2021, 03:53 PM - 2 Likes	#93677
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by MarkJerling The thing that amuses me with this thread is that we get a spammer making their first post on this forum in this thread from time to time. It's a thread frequented by several mods and by members who will report the spammer forthwith so it's literally the worst thread to post in if you're a spammer. Mark, here's old saying in law enforcement that I think applies here: "We don't catch the smart ones."

12-02-2021, 09:17 PM - 1 Like	#93678
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,564	Who knew that tins of processed ham could be so mischievous

12-02-2021, 11:36 PM	#93679
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,755	Originally posted by StiffLegged Spammers don't always do their homework... That is of the nature of spammers. Something from Aristotle there.

12-02-2021, 11:42 PM	#93680
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,755	Originally posted by dbs Who knew that tins of processed ham could be so mischievous A few weeks back I went to HMart at New Malden and saw a can of imitation Spam made in South Korea. Seems they are keen on Spam there just like they are here to a mob of Oxbridge attenders.

12-03-2021, 07:52 AM - 2 Likes	#93681
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Originally posted by MarkJerling The thing that amuses me with this thread is that we get a spammer making their first post on this forum in this thread from time to time. It's a thread frequented by several mods and by members who will report the spammer forthwith so it's literally the worst thread to post in if you're a spammer. I guess they think we're a bunch of gullible fools...

12-03-2021, 07:54 AM - 2 Likes	#93682
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Originally posted by tim60 Something from Aristotle there. Does it go like this? Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle...

12-03-2021, 07:56 AM	#93683
Tako Kichi Veteran Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: SW Ontario, Canada (ex-pat Brit) Posts: 1,296	Originally posted by slartibartfast01 He didn't drink it from the bottle But after tasting it did he spit it back into the bottle?

12-03-2021, 07:57 AM - 2 Likes	#93684
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,755	Originally posted by bertwert Does it go like this? Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle... I think you are referring to the song about Heidegger. Those at the Ox end of that group may well have learned about those guys at the very desk I am sitting at while posting this.

12-03-2021, 08:01 AM - 2 Likes	#93685
Tako Kichi Veteran Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: SW Ontario, Canada (ex-pat Brit) Posts: 1,296	Originally posted by MarkJerling The thing that amuses me with this thread is that we get a spammer making their first post on this forum in this thread from time to time. It's a thread frequented by several mods and by members who will report the spammer forthwith so it's literally the worst thread to post in if you're a spammer. Maybe they just look for the thread with the most views and figure they will get the most 'hits' there!

12-03-2021, 08:02 AM - 1 Like	#93686
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by bertwert I guess they think we're a bunch of gullible fools... We may be fools or we may be gullible, but we are not gullible fools.

12-03-2021, 08:03 AM - 1 Like	#93687
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by Tako Kichi Maybe they just look for the thread with the most views and figure they will get the most 'hits' there! If they ever turn up at my door, there might be some "hits".

12-03-2021, 08:06 AM - 4 Likes	#93688
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Which reminds me "How do you get a Michigan grad off your porch?" "Pay him for the Pizza."

12-03-2021, 10:32 AM - 3 Likes	#93689
StiffLegged Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2018 Photos: Gallery Posts: 4,632	Rather like the question “What do you say to someone with a first class honours degree in philosophy?” answer: “Big Mac and large fries, please” Followed by: “What do you say to someone with a Ph.D in philosophy?” answer: “This Big Mac is cold”

12-03-2021, 11:44 AM	#93690
StiffLegged Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2018 Photos: Gallery Posts: 4,632	Originally posted by tim60 I think you are referring to the song about Heidegger. Those at the Ox end of that group may well have learned about those guys at the very desk I am sitting at while posting this. That’s the Bruces’ Philosophers Song, mate; all the Big Names are in there. Don’t forget the Jew’s Harp accompaniment.