Originally posted by JimJohnson As I was born in the United States I grew up sort of speaking English. With every language I have failingly studied, I have increasingly decided that English (at least American English) is not a 'language'. Rather it is a polyglot mess contrived to support trade amongst many languages. I have been told it is easy to learn to speak understandable conversational English. Mostly because it is grammatically so sloppy. At the same time English is nearly impossible to write due to all the conflicting pronunciation rules.
We have stolen stuff from all the best languages around!
In 1990, in the Usenet group rec.arts.sf-lovers, (James) Nicoll wrote the following epigram on the English language:
The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and riffle their pockets for new vocabulary.[6]
(I was actually part of that conversation as it was also cross posted to rec.arts.sf.composition where I hung out. Ahhhh, Usenet….)