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03-07-2015, 01:18 PM   #15211
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QuoteOriginally posted by Rupert Quote
Velveeta is like bacon
Someone say Velveeta?


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I had some guy in another thread try to tell me that Velveeta is not real cheese! Can you imagine that!

A can of Rotel spicy, some Velveeta and a microwave gives you a dip that attracts angels!

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QuoteOriginally posted by Rupert Quote
I had some guy in another thread try to tell me that Velveeta is not real cheese! Can you imagine that!

A can of Rotel spicy, some Velveeta and a microwave gives you a dip that attracts angels!

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I think... I might actually think lutefisk isn't that bad after all...
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Nothing is more discouraging than Americans from anywhere but Minnesota talking about cheese..

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QuoteOriginally posted by normhead Quote
Nothing is more discouraging than Americans from anywhere but Minnesota talking about cheese.
We're talking Velveeta cheese Norm, it's not your regular type cheese...it's a petroleum product made from recycled motor oil...but only from cars that change their oil every 3,000 miles, which is why it is so outstanding!

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Velveeta
The best darned pasteurized processed cheese like product made by man!!
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QuoteOriginally posted by Joel B Quote
The best darned pasteurized processed cheese like product made by man!!
You can even get it in slices you can snack on as you work at your desk...delicious! It may not be real, but eat enough of them and you will see some real pounds at your waistline!


It even says cheese on the wrapper...you know they wouldn't lie to us...would they?
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So, to save on power bills, is it possible to read a newspaper by the yellow glow of that stuff?

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The best darned pasteurized processed cheese like product made by man!!
What? No edible petroleum products involved?
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My late pappy used to say:
apple pie without some cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.
I can't remember if Velveeta would suffice or not.

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Can we have a moment of silence in reverence, then all say in unison...... "God Bless Velveeta!"


If you are a Velveeta atheist like Norm, you are excused and can go to the playground and play as we say our thanks!

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Australia's contribution to "Foods that begin with 'V' and are a borderline disgrace" is Vegemite: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1364424/Barack-Obama-One-thing-Ameri...-horrible.html

Our thoughts are with the family of the Secret Sevice agent who had to sample it on behalf of President Obama.
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Nothing is more discouraging than Americans from anywhere but Minnesota talking about cheese..
Having been born in Vermont, i take offense that you've forgotten about our worldshatteringly good cheddar.
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Crumbled up bacon bits in Velveeta dip, with some chopped jalapeno peppers is almost as good as a big Chicken Fried Steak......almost.

Clackers......You're a nice guy, just a word of warning on your post......you can be banned on any Forum in America just for posting about Vegemite. However, you could point out the medicinal value and get by......when a person has ingested a poison substance and is rushed to the ER, here they induce vomiting by Vegemite on a cracker.

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However, you could point out the medicinal value and get by......when a person has ingested a poison substance and is rushed to the ER, here they induce vomiting by Vegemite on a cracker.

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It is also very useful in a pinch if you're short of axel grease, although not as edible.
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