why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

magkelly · 03-31-2015, 08:35 PM

I dunno about that. Some yoga mats have more dangerous chemicals in them than Velvetta. I had to buy one that was non-allergenic, non-latex because I am allergic to latex and a lot of other rubber type things and will get rashes from contact? It took me a while to find a decent mat that was affordable. Some yoga mats can be expensive chemical laden crap mats apparently and if you want one that isn't? You practically have to spend the equivalent of a month's utility bills to get one...

tim60 · 03-31-2015, 09:12 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

In the Velveeta community, we prefer to call them chemicals.

Regards!

Rupert, you use the same family of euphemism I do. I refer to "fine chemicals" and because of fuss over so-called "bikies" I refer to "motorcyclists". Which leaves me wondering, what is it about a motorcycle, especially of a large size, that turns its rider into a purveyor of fine chemicals and a a performer of various other miscreant acts.

**savoche** · 04-01-2015, 12:20 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

No guts no glory Mr Food Police.

Last time I checked my guts did not produce glory...

Racer X 69 · 04-01-2015, 02:39 AM

Originally posted by r0ckstarr

Because of velveeta, you're going to start doing drugs?

Hey, its legal up this way now.

**savoche** · 04-01-2015, 03:34 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Hey, its legal up this way now.

Velveeta is?!

Oh...

Ok.

You got me scared there for a second.

**savoche** · 04-01-2015, 03:40 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

Rupert, you use the same family of euphemism I do. I refer to "fine chemicals" and because of fuss over so-called "bikies" I refer to "motorcyclists". Which leaves me wondering, what is it about a motorcycle, especially of a large size, that turns its rider into a purveyor of fine chemicals and a a performer of various other miscreant acts.

What happened to "pharmaceuticals"? Or is that more of a British euphemism?

I think what happens to riders of big motorcycles is a bit of the same that happens to people who place themselves behind the wheel of an Audi.

The MC gangs are less of a threat to society, but there's still a similarity.

Joel B · 04-01-2015, 03:47 AM - **1 Like**

To all who don't like Velveeta and Spam,

I'LL MOON YOU!!!

wait for it...

There!!

Let that be a lesson to you!!

**gaweidert** · 04-01-2015, 04:30 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

Last time I checked my guts did not produce glory...

But they do produce that which makes new plant life grow and thrive.

r0ckstarr · 04-01-2015, 04:32 AM

Originally posted by savoche

I think what happens to riders of big motorcycles is a bit of the same that happens to people who place themselves behind the wheel of an Audi.

They're bank accounts go empty due to repair and maintenance bills?

Originally posted by Joel B

I'LL MOON YOU!!!

Funny because they say the moon is made out of cheese. Now we know it's made out of velveeta.

sherrvonne · 04-01-2015, 06:16 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I haven't had a chocolate 'soda pop' since I was a kid in the 50's.
My drink of choice back then was Choc-Ola. (or peanuts in a RC Cola)
I spotted a 3 pack of Yoo-Hoo at the store, and after a glance at the ingredients knew I had to try one.
Today was the day, but it upset my tummy and I had to eat a slice of Velveeta to counteract and settle it.
Saving the other two for the grandkids.

We used to love the chocolate msg soda when we were kids! My hubby buys it frequently and my mom's boyfriend has supplies of it.

---------- Post added 04-01-15 at 08:26 AM ----------

Originally posted by robtcorl

I haven't had a chocolate 'soda pop' since I was a kid in the 50's.
My drink of choice back then was Choc-Ola. (or peanuts in a RC Cola)
I spotted a 3 pack of Yoo-Hoo at the store, and after a glance at the ingredients knew I had to try one.
Today was the day, but it upset my tummy and I had to eat a slice of Velveeta to counteract and settle it.
Saving the other two for the grandkids.

Lol, sodium caseinate... A neural toxic flavor ... My neurologist told me not to eat anything with msg, of course he doesn't help me shop for groceries, does he realize (realise, for people not in the states, lol) how hard that is to do? Oh well can't say I am unhealthy for having managed it.

robtcorl · 04-01-2015, 07:18 AM

Originally posted by sherrvonne

Lol, sodium caseinate... A neural toxic flavor

That made me Google it

Sodium caseinate is the biochemical name for casein, which is a type of protein found in the milk from all mammals. Casein, which is Latin for “cheese,” is a major component of commercial cheese and its principle source of protein. Casein is also used as a food additive and for industrial purposes.

My tummy feels better now.

stevebrot · 04-01-2015, 07:44 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

That made me Google it

Sodium caseinate is the biochemical name for casein, which is a type of protein found in the milk from all mammals. Casein, which is Latin for “cheese,” is a major component of commercial cheese and its principle source of protein. Casein is also used as a food additive and for industrial purposes.

My tummy feels better now.

I think it is used in some types of artists paints as well.

Steve

Jean Poitiers · 04-01-2015, 09:33 AM - **1 Like**

Bacon !!!

Woman Eats 5 Pounds Of Bacon In 5 Minutes (And 2 Seconds)

**gaweidert** · 04-01-2015, 09:49 AM

Thinking of Rupert and his rooster, I remember this story from about 40 years ago. A kid kept breeding roosters. He kept breeding the largest one and then came a 22 pound monster he called Weirdo. Here is a link to an old newspaper article about him. Scroll up to see a photo of the brute.

https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1499&dat=19730301&id=JkwaAAAAIBAJ&sji...3,748934&hl=en

**savoche** · 04-01-2015, 10:25 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Bacon !!!

Woman Eats 5 Pounds Of Bacon In 5 Minutes (And 2 Seconds)

That was... appetising...

The next video that came up showed what I always knew: any old ape can roast marshmallows over the campfire

Ape lights campfire, roasts marshmallow

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03-31-2015, 08:35 PM	#16141
magkelly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2010 Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,901	I dunno about that. Some yoga mats have more dangerous chemicals in them than Velvetta. I had to buy one that was non-allergenic, non-latex because I am allergic to latex and a lot of other rubber type things and will get rashes from contact? It took me a while to find a decent mat that was affordable. Some yoga mats can be expensive chemical laden crap mats apparently and if you want one that isn't? You practically have to spend the equivalent of a month's utility bills to get one...

03-31-2015, 09:12 PM	#16142
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,742	Originally posted by Rupert In the Velveeta community, we prefer to call them chemicals. Regards! Rupert, you use the same family of euphemism I do. I refer to "fine chemicals" and because of fuss over so-called "bikies" I refer to "motorcyclists". Which leaves me wondering, what is it about a motorcycle, especially of a large size, that turns its rider into a purveyor of fine chemicals and a a performer of various other miscreant acts.

04-01-2015, 12:20 AM - 1 Like	#16143
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl No guts no glory Mr Food Police. Last time I checked my guts did not produce glory...

04-01-2015, 02:39 AM	#16144
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by r0ckstarr Because of velveeta, you're going to start doing drugs? Hey, its legal up this way now.

04-01-2015, 03:34 AM - 2 Likes	#16145
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Hey, its legal up this way now. Velveeta is?! Oh... Ok. You got me scared there for a second.

04-01-2015, 03:40 AM - 1 Like	#16146
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by tim60 Rupert, you use the same family of euphemism I do. I refer to "fine chemicals" and because of fuss over so-called "bikies" I refer to "motorcyclists". Which leaves me wondering, what is it about a motorcycle, especially of a large size, that turns its rider into a purveyor of fine chemicals and a a performer of various other miscreant acts. What happened to "pharmaceuticals"? Or is that more of a British euphemism? I think what happens to riders of big motorcycles is a bit of the same that happens to people who place themselves behind the wheel of an Audi. The MC gangs are less of a threat to society, but there's still a similarity.

04-01-2015, 03:47 AM - 1 Like	#16147
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	To all who don't like Velveeta and Spam, I'LL MOON YOU!!! wait for it... There!! Let that be a lesson to you!!

04-01-2015, 04:30 AM - 1 Like	#16148
gaweidert Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Rochester, NY Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,325	Originally posted by savoche Last time I checked my guts did not produce glory... But they do produce that which makes new plant life grow and thrive.

04-01-2015, 04:32 AM	#16149
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Originally posted by savoche I think what happens to riders of big motorcycles is a bit of the same that happens to people who place themselves behind the wheel of an Audi. They're bank accounts go empty due to repair and maintenance bills? Originally posted by Joel B I'LL MOON YOU!!! Funny because they say the moon is made out of cheese. Now we know it's made out of velveeta.

04-01-2015, 06:16 AM	#16150
sherrvonne Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,975	Originally posted by robtcorl I haven't had a chocolate 'soda pop' since I was a kid in the 50's. My drink of choice back then was Choc-Ola. (or peanuts in a RC Cola) I spotted a 3 pack of Yoo-Hoo at the store, and after a glance at the ingredients knew I had to try one. Today was the day, but it upset my tummy and I had to eat a slice of Velveeta to counteract and settle it. Saving the other two for the grandkids. We used to love the chocolate msg soda when we were kids! My hubby buys it frequently and my mom's boyfriend has supplies of it. ---------- Post added 04-01-15 at 08:26 AM ---------- Originally posted by robtcorl I haven't had a chocolate 'soda pop' since I was a kid in the 50's. My drink of choice back then was Choc-Ola. (or peanuts in a RC Cola) I spotted a 3 pack of Yoo-Hoo at the store, and after a glance at the ingredients knew I had to try one. Today was the day, but it upset my tummy and I had to eat a slice of Velveeta to counteract and settle it. Saving the other two for the grandkids. Lol, sodium caseinate... A neural toxic flavor ... My neurologist told me not to eat anything with msg, of course he doesn't help me shop for groceries, does he realize (realise, for people not in the states, lol) how hard that is to do? Oh well can't say I am unhealthy for having managed it.

04-01-2015, 07:18 AM	#16151
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by sherrvonne Lol, sodium caseinate... A neural toxic flavor That made me Google it Sodium caseinate is the biochemical name for casein, which is a type of protein found in the milk from all mammals. Casein, which is Latin for “cheese,” is a major component of commercial cheese and its principle source of protein. Casein is also used as a food additive and for industrial purposes. My tummy feels better now.

04-01-2015, 07:44 AM	#16152
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by robtcorl That made me Google it Sodium caseinate is the biochemical name for casein, which is a type of protein found in the milk from all mammals. Casein, which is Latin for “cheese,” is a major component of commercial cheese and its principle source of protein. Casein is also used as a food additive and for industrial purposes. My tummy feels better now. I think it is used in some types of artists paints as well. Steve

04-01-2015, 09:33 AM - 1 Like	#16153
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Bacon !!! Woman Eats 5 Pounds Of Bacon In 5 Minutes (And 2 Seconds)

04-01-2015, 09:49 AM	#16154
gaweidert Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Rochester, NY Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,325	Thinking of Rupert and his rooster, I remember this story from about 40 years ago. A kid kept breeding roosters. He kept breeding the largest one and then came a 22 pound monster he called Weirdo. Here is a link to an old newspaper article about him. Scroll up to see a photo of the brute. https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1499&dat=19730301&id=JkwaAAAAIBAJ&sji...3,748934&hl=en

04-01-2015, 10:25 AM - 1 Like	#16155
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Bacon !!! Woman Eats 5 Pounds Of Bacon In 5 Minutes (And 2 Seconds) That was... appetising... The next video that came up showed what I always knew: any old ape can roast marshmallows over the campfire Ape lights campfire, roasts marshmallow

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