why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

AldaCZ · 04-09-2015, 05:01 AM - **1 Like**

It will have feature the nano paint which allows you to change the colour in menu.

This will allow you to mimic the *others* manufacturer bodies appearance with auto adjustable digital camo which will be invaluable for wildlife shooters.

cbope · 04-09-2015, 05:07 AM

Originally posted by r0ckstarr

It also has a sensor made of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings are in a direct line with the panametric fam. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding is of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible termie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the "up" end of the grammies.

The FF has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of novertrunnions. Moreover, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce soinasoidal repleneration.

I thought it was widely known that using two spurving bearings is insufficient when marzlevanes are used in the design. Double them up to four to keep the marzlevanes from purlizing. I've seen purlized marzlevanes once, and let me tell you, it's not pretty.

---------- Post added 04-09-15 at 02:08 PM ----------

Originally posted by Parallax

But will it be available in different colors?

No. We need to use stronger rope next time.

**rod_grant** · 04-09-2015, 05:16 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by cbope

We need to use stronger rope next time.

Wet leather - it shrinks as it dries.

cbope · 04-09-2015, 05:22 AM

Originally posted by rod_grant

Wet leather - it shrinks as it dries.

I don't want to know how you know that, Ok?

r0ckstarr · 04-09-2015, 05:47 AM

Originally posted by cbope

I don't want to know how you know that, Ok?

Adds new meaning to "The land down under".

ZoeB · 04-09-2015, 06:16 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

But will it be available in different colors?

Can I get it to match my Galaxy Alpha?

AldaCZ · 04-09-2015, 06:18 AM

Originally posted by ZoeB

Can I get it to match my Galaxy Alpha?

It will be selectable in the menu with an "manual" option..you take a shot of the Galaxy and the camera will match it's colour .

ZoeB · 04-09-2015, 06:20 AM

Originally posted by AldaCZ

It will be selectable in the menu with an "manual" option..you take a shot of the Galaxy and the camera will match it's colour .

Sweet. I'm no longer going to buy any electronics unless they're the same ridiculous turquoise as my phone

r0ckstarr · 04-09-2015, 06:45 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by AldaCZ

It will be selectable in the menu with an "manual" option..you take a shot of the Galaxy and the camera will match it's colour .

There will also be the add-on 3D printer. You take a picture of something, and it prints a plastic 3D replica.

**savoche** · 04-09-2015, 07:06 AM

Originally posted by r0ckstarr

There will also be the add-on 3D printer. You take a picture of something, and it prints a plastic 3D replica.

Ah, so that's how they made the mock-up PFFT - they took a picture of the PFFT with the future PFFT. Which means it takes pictures faster than the speed of light, or none of this would be possible. Sweet!

robtcorl · 04-09-2015, 07:15 AM - **1 Like**

Too much camera talk.

Corn beef, cabbage, and horseradish cheese pizza.
Okay I lied, it's marinated artichoke hearts not cabbage.

**savoche** · 04-09-2015, 07:26 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Too much camera talk.

Corn beef, cabbage, and horseradish cheese pizza.
Okay I lied, it's marinated artichoke hearts not cabbage.

What, no bacon?

robtcorl · 04-09-2015, 07:27 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

What, no bacon?

**savoche** · 04-09-2015, 07:42 AM - **1 Like**

My deepest sympathy

ChristianRock · 04-09-2015, 08:30 AM - **3 Likes**

ooooohhhhhh I love artichokes. No bacon needed in this case

But... just in case:

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04-09-2015, 05:01 AM - 1 Like	#16291
AldaCZ Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: North Bohemia Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,251	It will have feature the nano paint which allows you to change the colour in menu. This will allow you to mimic the others manufacturer bodies appearance with auto adjustable digital camo which will be invaluable for wildlife shooters.

04-09-2015, 05:07 AM	#16292
cbope Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Helsinki Posts: 664	Originally posted by r0ckstarr It also has a sensor made of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings are in a direct line with the panametric fam. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding is of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible termie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the "up" end of the grammies. The FF has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of novertrunnions. Moreover, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce soinasoidal repleneration. I thought it was widely known that using two spurving bearings is insufficient when marzlevanes are used in the design. Double them up to four to keep the marzlevanes from purlizing. I've seen purlized marzlevanes once, and let me tell you, it's not pretty. ---------- Post added 04-09-15 at 02:08 PM ---------- Originally posted by Parallax But will it be available in different colors? No. We need to use stronger rope next time.

04-09-2015, 05:16 AM - 1 Like	#16293
rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	Originally posted by cbope We need to use stronger rope next time. Wet leather - it shrinks as it dries.

04-09-2015, 05:22 AM	#16294
cbope Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Helsinki Posts: 664	Originally posted by rod_grant Wet leather - it shrinks as it dries. I don't want to know how you know that, Ok?

04-09-2015, 05:47 AM	#16295
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Originally posted by cbope I don't want to know how you know that, Ok? Adds new meaning to "The land down under".

04-09-2015, 06:16 AM	#16296
ZoeB Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tromsø, Norway Posts: 886	Originally posted by Parallax But will it be available in different colors? Can I get it to match my Galaxy Alpha?

04-09-2015, 06:18 AM	#16297
AldaCZ Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: North Bohemia Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,251	Originally posted by ZoeB Can I get it to match my Galaxy Alpha? It will be selectable in the menu with an "manual" option..you take a shot of the Galaxy and the camera will match it's colour .

04-09-2015, 06:20 AM	#16298
ZoeB Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tromsø, Norway Posts: 886	Originally posted by AldaCZ It will be selectable in the menu with an "manual" option..you take a shot of the Galaxy and the camera will match it's colour . Sweet. I'm no longer going to buy any electronics unless they're the same ridiculous turquoise as my phone

04-09-2015, 06:45 AM - 1 Like	#16299
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Originally posted by AldaCZ It will be selectable in the menu with an "manual" option..you take a shot of the Galaxy and the camera will match it's colour . There will also be the add-on 3D printer. You take a picture of something, and it prints a plastic 3D replica.

04-09-2015, 07:06 AM	#16300
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by r0ckstarr There will also be the add-on 3D printer. You take a picture of something, and it prints a plastic 3D replica. Ah, so that's how they made the mock-up PFFT - they took a picture of the PFFT with the future PFFT. Which means it takes pictures faster than the speed of light, or none of this would be possible. Sweet!

04-09-2015, 07:15 AM - 1 Like	#16301
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Too much camera talk. Corn beef, cabbage, and horseradish cheese pizza. Okay I lied, it's marinated artichoke hearts not cabbage.

04-09-2015, 07:26 AM - 1 Like	#16302
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl Too much camera talk. Corn beef, cabbage, and horseradish cheese pizza. Okay I lied, it's marinated artichoke hearts not cabbage. What, no bacon?

04-09-2015, 07:27 AM - 1 Like	#16303
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by savoche What, no bacon?

04-09-2015, 07:42 AM - 1 Like	#16304
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	My deepest sympathy

04-09-2015, 08:30 AM - 3 Likes	#16305
ChristianRock Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: People's Republic of America Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 9,910	ooooohhhhhh I love artichokes. No bacon needed in this case But... just in case: