why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Dlanor Sekao · 04-25-2015, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

reads the card of a man

---------- Post added 04-25-15 at 07:16 PM ----------

there ain't no rules in a knife fight.

Ok....now I know....Thanks for clarifying that ! In my mind its crystal clear now ..........as mud !

robtcorl · 04-25-2015, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by Dlanor Sekao

Ok....now I know....Thanks for clarifying that ! In my mind its crystal clear now ..........as mud !

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**Ex Finn.** · 04-25-2015, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by Dlanor Sekao

Am I the only one here that is completely lost ?

Sounds like someone did not read all the post, starting from page one

Dlanor Sekao · 04-25-2015, 08:25 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Sounds like someone did not read all the post, starting from page one

Why..... I sure did ! I speed readed every single page in an hour and a half , but the bugs in my head interfered with a bit of the retainable information. That's not quite completely true....I skipped page 666 because....well....its a religious thing. You know....isn't that the number of the ......... Evil hociR ?

Last edited by Dlanor Sekao; 04-25-2015 at 08:31 PM.

Parallax · 04-25-2015, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by Dlanor Sekao

Why..... I sure did ! I speed readed every single page in an hour and a half , but the bugs in my head interfered with a bit of the retainable information. That's not quite completely true....I skipped page 666 because....well....its a religious thing. You know....isn't that the number of the ......... Evil hociR ?

I took the Evelyln Woodhead Sped Reddin Course. LOL

Not a Number · 04-25-2015, 08:47 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

I took the Evelyln Woodhead Sped Reddin Course. LOL

Is that the one where they teach you how to move your lips faster?

Dlanor Sekao · 04-25-2015, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

I took the Evelyln Woodhead Sped Reddin Course. LOL

That's the one !

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Jean Poitiers · 04-25-2015, 09:12 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

You ruthless pusher!

Find me a dirt cheap Jupiter 90, will ya?

OK ... it's 6:11 AM on a Sunday morning and I am up, having my coffee now.

Good thing that I have checked PF before hitting the road.

Dlanor Sekao · 04-25-2015, 09:27 PM - **1 Like**

Did I get this right ? There are no rules except NO corporate interference with Food ? Right ? I love this thread.....simply the best !

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Joel B · 04-25-2015, 10:14 PM - **2 Likes**

The evil hociR is now tempting the masses with a camera that is outwardly hociR free but has a chip in it to track your movements and control your mind!!

They say its sensor shift and GPS stuff. Yeah right!! More like brainwashing microwaves!!
To the foil hats!!

karro · 04-25-2015, 11:34 PM - **3 Likes**

it's the moments like these, when we can just start to grasp the mere idea about hociR's astonishingly devious plans..
the foil hat will not help! the brainwaves will enter your brain through the eye! and the foil hat will reflect them back! into your brain again!!

at times I wonder, is there really a cure? a salvation? is there a single hope left for the humanity? And.. I'm not so sure anymore.

Racer X 69 · 04-26-2015, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by savoche

No. Just no.

That's right.

NO.

Originally posted by savoche

Now we're talking!

Edit: I see they still have well over twice as many "likes" as us. Is that really allowed??

'nother edit: And even the "K-3 sample" thread has more views

Well, we are a moderately sized group compared to those other ones. And a much better crowd too, wouldn't you say?

Racer X 69 · 04-26-2015, 12:27 AM

Originally posted by Dlanor Sekao

......I skipped page 666 because....well....its a religious thing. You know....isn't that the number of the ......... Evil hociR ?

Well, yes it is.

It is important to read that page so one is better defended against the livE hociR.

It.

Must.

Be.

Stopped.

Racer X 69 · 04-26-2015, 12:29 AM

Originally posted by stevebrot

They substituted a Pentax-M 50/1.7 for the hociR lens and I could not have been happier.

Although the 40~80 has been, and continues to be a great lens, I wish I knew then what I know now. I would have gotten one of the faster 50mm lenses instead of the zoom.

cbope · 04-26-2015, 01:31 AM

Originally posted by Joel B

The evil hociR is now tempting the masses with a camera that is outwardly hociR free but has a chip in it to track your movements and control your mind!!

They say its sensor shift and GPS stuff. Yeah right!! More like brainwashing microwaves!!
To the foil hats!!

Where have you been? Tinfoil hat equipped myself from page 1! You never know what the evil hociR is up to...

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04-25-2015, 05:30 PM	#16756
Dlanor Sekao Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 1,457	Originally posted by robtcorl reads the card of a man ---------- Post added 04-25-15 at 07:16 PM ---------- there ain't no rules in a knife fight. Ok....now I know....Thanks for clarifying that ! In my mind its crystal clear now ..........as mud !

04-25-2015, 07:53 PM	#16758
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Dlanor Sekao Am I the only one here that is completely lost ? Sounds like someone did not read all the post, starting from page one

04-25-2015, 08:25 PM	#16759
Dlanor Sekao Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 1,457	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Sounds like someone did not read all the post, starting from page one Why..... I sure did ! I speed readed every single page in an hour and a half , but the bugs in my head interfered with a bit of the retainable information. That's not quite completely true....I skipped page 666 because....well....its a religious thing. You know....isn't that the number of the ......... Evil hociR ? Last edited by Dlanor Sekao; 04-25-2015 at 08:31 PM.

04-25-2015, 08:38 PM	#16760
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by Dlanor Sekao Why..... I sure did ! I speed readed every single page in an hour and a half , but the bugs in my head interfered with a bit of the retainable information. That's not quite completely true....I skipped page 666 because....well....its a religious thing. You know....isn't that the number of the ......... Evil hociR ? I took the Evelyln Woodhead Sped Reddin Course. LOL

04-25-2015, 08:47 PM - 1 Like	#16761
Not a Number Moderator Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Venice, CA Posts: 10,526	Originally posted by Parallax I took the Evelyln Woodhead Sped Reddin Course. LOL Is that the one where they teach you how to move your lips faster?

04-25-2015, 09:12 PM - 1 Like	#16763
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by savoche You ruthless pusher! Find me a dirt cheap Jupiter 90, will ya? OK ... it's 6:11 AM on a Sunday morning and I am up, having my coffee now. Good thing that I have checked PF before hitting the road.

04-25-2015, 10:14 PM - 2 Likes	#16765
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	The evil hociR is now tempting the masses with a camera that is outwardly hociR free but has a chip in it to track your movements and control your mind!! They say its sensor shift and GPS stuff. Yeah right!! More like brainwashing microwaves!! To the foil hats!!

04-25-2015, 11:34 PM - 3 Likes	#16766
karro Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Riga Photos: Albums Posts: 245	it's the moments like these, when we can just start to grasp the mere idea about hociR's astonishingly devious plans.. the foil hat will not help! the brainwaves will enter your brain through the eye! and the foil hat will reflect them back! into your brain again!! at times I wonder, is there really a cure? a salvation? is there a single hope left for the humanity? And.. I'm not so sure anymore.

04-26-2015, 12:17 AM	#16767
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by savoche No. Just no. That's right. NO. Originally posted by savoche Now we're talking! Edit: I see they still have well over twice as many "likes" as us. Is that really allowed?? 'nother edit: And even the "K-3 sample" thread has more views Well, we are a moderately sized group compared to those other ones. And a much better crowd too, wouldn't you say?

04-26-2015, 12:27 AM	#16768
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Dlanor Sekao ......I skipped page 666 because....well....its a religious thing. You know....isn't that the number of the ......... Evil hociR ? Well, yes it is. It is important to read that page so one is better defended against the livE hociR. It. Must. Be. Stopped.

04-26-2015, 12:29 AM	#16769
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by stevebrot They substituted a Pentax-M 50/1.7 for the hociR lens and I could not have been happier. Although the 40~80 has been, and continues to be a great lens, I wish I knew then what I know now. I would have gotten one of the faster 50mm lenses instead of the zoom.

04-26-2015, 01:31 AM	#16770
cbope Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Helsinki Posts: 664	Originally posted by Joel B The evil hociR is now tempting the masses with a camera that is outwardly hociR free but has a chip in it to track your movements and control your mind!! They say its sensor shift and GPS stuff. Yeah right!! More like brainwashing microwaves!! To the foil hats!! Where have you been? Tinfoil hat equipped myself from page 1! You never know what the evil hociR is up to...