why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**savoche** · 04-26-2015, 01:35 AM

Originally posted by Dlanor Sekao

Am I the only one here that is completely lost ? I mean not lost like in cant find my way lost....but lost like in "What Planet is this"..."Am I even Human"......that kind of lost.....lol.
I need"Rules" here ! HELP !

Oh, that's easy. Parallax rules here.

Hope that helps.

**savoche** · 04-26-2015, 01:42 AM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

OK ... it's 6:11 AM on a Sunday morning and I am up, having my coffee now.

Good thing that I have checked PF before hitting the road.

Good man!

Originally posted by karro

it's the moments like these, when we can just start to grasp the mere idea about hociR's astonishingly devious plans..
the foil hat will not help! the brainwaves will enter your brain through the eye! and the foil hat will reflect them back! into your brain again!!

at times I wonder, is there really a cure? a salvation? is there a single hope left for the humanity? And.. I'm not so sure anymore.

I'm straight off to Kickstarter. I'm sure I'll find someone there making tinfoil shades

ZoeB · 04-26-2015, 01:43 AM

Are you guys done talking about guns now?

**savoche** · 04-26-2015, 01:47 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

If you're participating in this thread and you don't feel lost, there's something wrong with you.

Umm, I feel quite at home here. Should I be worried?

Originally posted by ZoeB

Are you guys done talking about guns now?

I think we are over on knives now.

Dlanor Sekao · 04-26-2015, 02:50 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Oh, that's easy. Parallax rules here.

Hope that helps.

No kidding....I found that out on the (Caution....K3II Subliminal Mind Control thread ).... I was fortunate enough to get a few IQ points added to my profile a while back so have to watch my Pea's-N-Cues now and not hook myself in the seat of my pants while casting some Bait out there....lol.
Are pictures of ...C-O-F-F-E-E... allowed here ? Im hungry....

tim60 · 04-26-2015, 03:02 AM

Originally posted by Dlanor Sekao

Are pictures of ...C-O-F-F-E-E... allowed here ? Im hungry....

Coffee is not an optical material, must be allowed here.

**savoche** · 04-26-2015, 03:42 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

Coffee is not an optical material, must be allowed here.

Yep, coffee is a basic food group, just as bacon is, so definitely allowed.

tim60 · 04-26-2015, 03:54 AM

Seem to drink rather a lot of coffee. Maybe more than is actually good for me. Sometimes I drink tea but not so often.

**rod_grant** · 04-26-2015, 04:18 AM

Originally posted by savoche

coffee is a basic food group

Food group?
What school did you go to?
There are three food groups - Sugar, Fat and Toxic Waste. (Toxic Waste includes the brown beverage initially (IIRC) advertised as a health supplement in the Land of the Free and now drunk on a world-wide scale and has the initials C-C)

**savoche** · 04-26-2015, 04:24 AM

Originally posted by rod_grant

Food group?
What school did you go to?
There are three food groups - Sugar, Fat and Toxic Waste. (Toxic Waste includes the brown beverage initially (IIRC) advertised as a health supplement in the Land of the Free and now drunk on a world-wide scale and has the initials C-C)

Ah, I keep forgetting that you guys are all upside down and get waaaaay too much blood going to your heads.

Coffee and bacon definitely are food groups in the right-side-up part of the world.

I'm with you on the toxic waste in a bottle thing, though. What's wrong with good old nuclear waste? It too does funny things to people's health... So must be a health supplement, right?

Jean Poitiers · 04-26-2015, 05:37 AM

Originally posted by savoche

You ruthless pusher!

Find me a dirt cheap Jupiter 90, will ya?

... and did you mean "Jupiter 9"? Because there was one there, but far from anywhere near "cheap" nor "dirt" ... @ a "pricey" professional seller.

And you gals and guys are gonna hate me (again) once I start telling about my scores ... some pretty good Pentax ones, this time, among others.

I know, I know ... I'm hopeless. So spent some more of the "mad money", thus busted again ... and that's "why I won't buy a K-3 TM"!

**savoche** · 04-26-2015, 06:53 AM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

... and did you mean "Jupiter 9"? Because there was one there, but far from anywhere near "cheap" nor "dirt" ... @ a "pricey" professional seller.

Definitely meant a Jupiter 9

But still dirt cheap

Of course, a 10€ K50/1.2 in mint condition would be OK as well...

Quote:

And you gals and guys are gonna hate me (again) once I start telling about my scores ... some pretty good Pentax ones, this time, among others.

I know, I know ... I'm hopeless. So spent some more of the "mad money", thus busted again ... and that's "why I won't buy a K-3 TM"!

No worries. We already do

FantasticMrFox · 04-26-2015, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by rod_grant

(Toxic Waste includes the brown beverage initially (IIRC) advertised as a health supplement in the Land of the Free and now drunk on a world-wide scale and has the initials C-C)

Absolutely true. I hope you agree that another dark beverage, brewed from the leaves of Camellia sinensis, does certainly not classify as toxic waste

**savoche** · 04-26-2015, 07:43 AM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

Absolutely true. I hope you agree that another dark beverage, brewed from the leaves of Camellia sinensis, does certainly not classify as toxic waste

Not toxic waste, but neither a basic food group.

That said, I drink way more tea than I drink coffee. Tea I drink because I like it, coffee because it works...

Dlanor Sekao · 04-26-2015, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Ah, I keep forgetting that you guys are all upside down and get waaaaay too much blood going to your heads.

Coffee and bacon definitely are food groups in the right-side-up part of the world.

I'm with you on the toxic waste in a bottle thing, though. What's wrong with good old nuclear waste? It too does funny things to people's health... So must be a health supplement, right?

I would say that "Franken Food" is a food group all by itself. Go to the store the isles are full of it, Carbs , Protein , Fats.......and Franken food.
If there is more than 5 ingredients you cant pronounce made by Monsanto .......its got the Governments "Seal of Approval" !

04-26-2015, 02:50 AM	#16775
Dlanor Sekao Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 1,457	Originally posted by savoche Oh, that's easy. Parallax rules here. Hope that helps. No kidding....I found that out on the (Caution....K3II Subliminal Mind Control thread ).... I was fortunate enough to get a few IQ points added to my profile a while back so have to watch my Pea's-N-Cues now and not hook myself in the seat of my pants while casting some Bait out there....lol. Are pictures of ...C-O-F-F-E-E... allowed here ? Im hungry.... Last edited by Dlanor Sekao; 04-26-2015 at 03:09 AM.

04-26-2015, 09:06 AM	#16785
Dlanor Sekao Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 1,457	Originally posted by savoche Ah, I keep forgetting that you guys are all upside down and get waaaaay too much blood going to your heads. Coffee and bacon definitely are food groups in the right-side-up part of the world. I'm with you on the toxic waste in a bottle thing, though. What's wrong with good old nuclear waste? It too does funny things to people's health... So must be a health supplement, right? I would say that "Franken Food" is a food group all by itself. Go to the store the isles are full of it, Carbs , Protein , Fats.......and Franken food. If there is more than 5 ingredients you cant pronounce made by Monsanto .......its got the Governments "Seal of Approval" ! Last edited by Dlanor Sekao; 04-26-2015 at 09:11 AM.

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04-26-2015, 01:35 AM	#16771
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Dlanor Sekao Am I the only one here that is completely lost ? I mean not lost like in cant find my way lost....but lost like in "What Planet is this"..."Am I even Human"......that kind of lost.....lol. I need"Rules" here ! HELP ! Oh, that's easy. Parallax rules here. Hope that helps.

04-26-2015, 01:42 AM	#16772
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers OK ... it's 6:11 AM on a Sunday morning and I am up, having my coffee now. Good thing that I have checked PF before hitting the road. Good man! Originally posted by karro it's the moments like these, when we can just start to grasp the mere idea about hociR's astonishingly devious plans.. the foil hat will not help! the brainwaves will enter your brain through the eye! and the foil hat will reflect them back! into your brain again!! at times I wonder, is there really a cure? a salvation? is there a single hope left for the humanity? And.. I'm not so sure anymore. I'm straight off to Kickstarter. I'm sure I'll find someone there making tinfoil shades

04-26-2015, 01:43 AM	#16773
ZoeB Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tromsø, Norway Posts: 886	Are you guys done talking about guns now?

04-26-2015, 01:47 AM	#16774
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Parallax If you're participating in this thread and you don't feel lost, there's something wrong with you. Umm, I feel quite at home here. Should I be worried? Originally posted by ZoeB Are you guys done talking about guns now? I think we are over on knives now.

04-26-2015, 03:02 AM	#16776
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	Originally posted by Dlanor Sekao Are pictures of ...C-O-F-F-E-E... allowed here ? Im hungry.... Coffee is not an optical material, must be allowed here.

04-26-2015, 03:42 AM - 1 Like	#16777
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by tim60 Coffee is not an optical material, must be allowed here. Yep, coffee is a basic food group, just as bacon is, so definitely allowed.

04-26-2015, 03:54 AM	#16778
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	Seem to drink rather a lot of coffee. Maybe more than is actually good for me. Sometimes I drink tea but not so often.

04-26-2015, 04:18 AM	#16779
rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	Originally posted by savoche coffee is a basic food group Food group? What school did you go to? There are three food groups - Sugar, Fat and Toxic Waste. (Toxic Waste includes the brown beverage initially (IIRC) advertised as a health supplement in the Land of the Free and now drunk on a world-wide scale and has the initials C-C)

04-26-2015, 04:24 AM	#16780
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by rod_grant Food group? What school did you go to? There are three food groups - Sugar, Fat and Toxic Waste. (Toxic Waste includes the brown beverage initially (IIRC) advertised as a health supplement in the Land of the Free and now drunk on a world-wide scale and has the initials C-C) Ah, I keep forgetting that you guys are all upside down and get waaaaay too much blood going to your heads. Coffee and bacon definitely are food groups in the right-side-up part of the world. I'm with you on the toxic waste in a bottle thing, though. What's wrong with good old nuclear waste? It too does funny things to people's health... So must be a health supplement, right?

04-26-2015, 05:37 AM	#16781
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by savoche You ruthless pusher! Find me a dirt cheap Jupiter 90, will ya? ... and did you mean "Jupiter 9"? Because there was one there, but far from anywhere near "cheap" nor "dirt" ... @ a "pricey" professional seller. And you gals and guys are gonna hate me (again) once I start telling about my scores ... some pretty good Pentax ones, this time, among others. I know, I know ... I'm hopeless. So spent some more of the "mad money", thus busted again ... and that's "why I won't buy a K-3 TM"!

04-26-2015, 06:53 AM	#16782
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers ... and did you mean "Jupiter 9"? Because there was one there, but far from anywhere near "cheap" nor "dirt" ... @ a "pricey" professional seller. Definitely meant a Jupiter 9 But still dirt cheap Of course, a 10€ K50/1.2 in mint condition would be OK as well... Quote: And you gals and guys are gonna hate me (again) once I start telling about my scores ... some pretty good Pentax ones, this time, among others. I know, I know ... I'm hopeless. So spent some more of the "mad money", thus busted again ... and that's "why I won't buy a K-3 TM"! No worries. We already do

04-26-2015, 07:12 AM	#16783
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by rod_grant (Toxic Waste includes the brown beverage initially (IIRC) advertised as a health supplement in the Land of the Free and now drunk on a world-wide scale and has the initials C-C) Absolutely true. I hope you agree that another dark beverage, brewed from the leaves of Camellia sinensis, does certainly not classify as toxic waste

04-26-2015, 07:43 AM	#16784
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox Absolutely true. I hope you agree that another dark beverage, brewed from the leaves of Camellia sinensis, does certainly not classify as toxic waste Not toxic waste, but neither a basic food group. That said, I drink way more tea than I drink coffee. Tea I drink because I like it, coffee because it works...