why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

robtcorl · 08-29-2015, 09:27 AM

Jean Poitiers · 08-29-2015, 09:30 AM

Now THAT will look good on the Google Images search on this thread ...

normhead · 08-29-2015, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Perhaps a better choice than Storm:

Are those double Ds?

**Ex Finn.** · 08-29-2015, 09:51 PM

Originally posted by cbope

Maybe I should rephrase that... I've seen 27, she likely knows a lot more.

**Ex Finn.** · 08-29-2015, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by savoche

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3wY0VszZLJo

Well... if you brEake the bottle... it does not count... cause anyone can do that!

**savoche** · 08-30-2015, 02:06 AM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Well... if you brake the bottle... it does not count... cause anyone can do that!

Hey, no need to tell me - I'm Norwegian! Anything containing alcohol costs an arm and a leg here.

1. Never waste alcohol, be it by breaking a bottle or otherwise
2. Always drink to the last drop in the bottle - see point 1

Add to that, since the stuff is so expensive you want to maximise the effect for the least possible amount: Drink hard and fast!

cbope · 08-30-2015, 02:17 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Hey, no need to tell me - I'm Norwegian! Anything containing alcohol costs an arm and a leg here.

1. Never waste alcohol, be it by breaking a bottle or otherwise
2. Always drink to the last drop in the bottle - see point 1

Add to that, since the stuff is so expensive you want to maximise the effect for the least possible amount: Drink hard and fast!

Same rules here, we have the second most expensive alcohol in the world behind Norway in Finland. Non-Finns always wonder why the Finns drink so hard. It's because they want to make it count. It's expensive so you don't do it half-way!

FantasticMrFox · 08-30-2015, 04:34 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Well... if you brake the bottle... it does not count... cause anyone can do that!

No, the bottle should always go full speed!

**gaweidert** · 08-30-2015, 07:00 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Hey, no need to tell me - I'm Norwegian! Anything containing alcohol costs an arm and a leg here.

1. Never waste alcohol, be it by breaking a bottle or otherwise
2. Always drink to the last drop in the bottle - see point 1

Add to that, since the stuff is so expensive you want to maximise the effect for the least possible amount: Drink hard and fast!

1) Refrain from food all day.
2) Work up a good sweat. You want your body craving liquids
3) Quickly drink two shots of you favorite hard liquor. Three depending upon your weight.
4) Sit back and enjoy the ride.

I inadvertently did this once in my young and foolish days so I can vouch for the results.

**Ex Finn.** · 08-30-2015, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

No, the bottle should always go full speed!

I`ll fix it

ZoeB · 08-30-2015, 10:31 AM

Originally posted by gaweidert

1) Refrain from food all day.
2) Work up a good sweat. You want your body craving liquids
3) Quickly drink two shots of you favorite hard liquor. Three depending upon your weight.
4) Sit back and enjoy the ride.

I inadvertently did this once in my young and foolish days so I can vouch for the results.

Or just do what I did yesterday-- go to a music festival with a nasty cold/sinus infection. The combination of alcohol, painkillers, Röyksopp, and whatever horrible virus is reaping through my system was quite interesting.

Jean Poitiers · 08-30-2015, 12:32 PM - **1 Like**

NyQuil used to be pretty harsh ... and over-the-counter in my day

Cannot say how it is today; not available in France

robtcorl · 08-30-2015, 12:42 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by ZoeB

Or just do what I did yesterday-- go to a music festival with a nasty cold/sinus infection. The combination of alcohol, painkillers, Röyksopp, and whatever horrible virus is reaping through my system was quite interesting.

Eat a bacon, cheese, and lutefisk sandwich and call us in the morning.

stevebrot · 08-30-2015, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

NyQuil used to be pretty harsh ... and over-the-counter in my day

Cannot say how it is today; not available in France

I about fell off my chair...

Steve

FantasticMrFox · 08-30-2015, 12:58 PM - **1 Like**

I got my bottle of whisky back! Aaah, how I missed the stuff.

08-29-2015, 09:57 PM	#18665
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by savoche https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3wY0VszZLJo Well... if you brEake the bottle... it does not count... cause anyone can do that! Last edited by Ex Finn.; 08-30-2015 at 09:43 AM.

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savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Well... if you brake the bottle... it does not count... cause anyone can do that! Hey, no need to tell me - I'm Norwegian! Anything containing alcohol costs an arm and a leg here. 1. Never waste alcohol, be it by breaking a bottle or otherwise 2. Always drink to the last drop in the bottle - see point 1 Add to that, since the stuff is so expensive you want to maximise the effect for the least possible amount: Drink hard and fast!

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cbope Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Helsinki Posts: 664	Originally posted by savoche Hey, no need to tell me - I'm Norwegian! Anything containing alcohol costs an arm and a leg here. 1. Never waste alcohol, be it by breaking a bottle or otherwise 2. Always drink to the last drop in the bottle - see point 1 Add to that, since the stuff is so expensive you want to maximise the effect for the least possible amount: Drink hard and fast! Same rules here, we have the second most expensive alcohol in the world behind Norway in Finland. Non-Finns always wonder why the Finns drink so hard. It's because they want to make it count. It's expensive so you don't do it half-way!

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FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Well... if you brake the bottle... it does not count... cause anyone can do that! No, the bottle should always go full speed!

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gaweidert Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Rochester, NY Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,325	Originally posted by savoche Hey, no need to tell me - I'm Norwegian! Anything containing alcohol costs an arm and a leg here. 1. Never waste alcohol, be it by breaking a bottle or otherwise 2. Always drink to the last drop in the bottle - see point 1 Add to that, since the stuff is so expensive you want to maximise the effect for the least possible amount: Drink hard and fast! 1) Refrain from food all day. 2) Work up a good sweat. You want your body craving liquids 3) Quickly drink two shots of you favorite hard liquor. Three depending upon your weight. 4) Sit back and enjoy the ride. I inadvertently did this once in my young and foolish days so I can vouch for the results.

08-30-2015, 09:42 AM	#18670
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox No, the bottle should always go full speed! I`ll fix it

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ZoeB Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tromsø, Norway Posts: 886	Originally posted by gaweidert 1) Refrain from food all day. 2) Work up a good sweat. You want your body craving liquids 3) Quickly drink two shots of you favorite hard liquor. Three depending upon your weight. 4) Sit back and enjoy the ride. I inadvertently did this once in my young and foolish days so I can vouch for the results. Or just do what I did yesterday-- go to a music festival with a nasty cold/sinus infection. The combination of alcohol, painkillers, Röyksopp, and whatever horrible virus is reaping through my system was quite interesting.

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08-30-2015, 12:42 PM - 1 Like	#18673
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by ZoeB Or just do what I did yesterday-- go to a music festival with a nasty cold/sinus infection. The combination of alcohol, painkillers, Röyksopp, and whatever horrible virus is reaping through my system was quite interesting. Eat a bacon, cheese, and lutefisk sandwich and call us in the morning.

08-30-2015, 12:57 PM	#18674
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers NyQuil used to be pretty harsh ... and over-the-counter in my day Cannot say how it is today; not available in France I about fell off my chair... Steve