why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

VoiceOfReason · 11-24-2015, 09:04 AM

Speaking of cheese, I am making a nice tuna casserole tonight. One without that fake velveeta stuff. I use sharp cheddar, colby, and mozzarella. cheese.

**THoog** · 11-24-2015, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by savoche

We are of course glossing over the insignificant little detail of a fact that Velveeta is not even remotely related to anything that can vaguely be resembling anything that in any shape, form, consistence, or taste might push one's thoughts in the general direction of an actual cheese.

Next, you are going to tell me that Cheez-Its aren't actual cheese. Or Cheez.

Parallax · 11-24-2015, 09:08 AM - **1 Like**

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**THoog** · 11-24-2015, 09:24 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Speaking of cheese, I am making a nice tuna casserole tonight. One without that fake velveeta stuff.

Velveeta is real stuff! We just don't know what kind of stuff!

I put Cheez-Its in my soup last night. Hadn't had any Cheez-Its in a long time because of lactose problems, but I'm gradually learning which cheesy foods I can tolerate. If it says says "0 sugars", it probably means no, or very low lactose. Mmm, Cheez-Its.

**OldPentaxFan** · 11-24-2015, 09:26 AM

I do miss that show.

**Ex Finn.** · 11-24-2015, 09:26 AM

I just had a cheese and buffalo-wing chicken sandwich for lunch!

dansamy · 11-24-2015, 09:34 AM

Now I want grilled cheese & bacon sandwiches.

normhead · 11-24-2015, 09:40 AM

I'm on a diet... you guys are killing me.... I'm not coming back for another 5 days. When are we getting back to Tokyo being doomed and other pertinent information?

nomadkng · 11-24-2015, 09:42 AM

I think an ultimate cheeseburger for lunch sounds good....

VoiceOfReason · 11-24-2015, 09:44 AM

Originally posted by THoog

Velveeta is real stuff! We just don't know what kind of stuff!

I put Cheez-Its in my soup last night. Hadn't had any Cheez-Its in a long time because of lactose problems, but I'm gradually learning which cheesy foods I can tolerate. If it says says "0 sugars", it probably means no, or very low lactose. Mmm, Cheez-Its.

I make everyone else lactose intolerant after an hour or so....

**THoog** · 11-24-2015, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by normhead

I'm on a diet... you guys are killing me.... I'm not coming back for another 5 days. When are we getting back to Tokyo being doomed and other pertinent information?

I was saving that for later in the week, but since you ask: I was cleaning up the deck for Fall and discovered that the begonia that I had dubbed "Godzilla" because of its dark green spiky leaves and tendency to crowd out anything near it had not only gotten roots outside the pot and into the mulch, they were invading ANOTHER plant's pot! I'm pretty sure it's got its sites set on Tokyo...

Parallax · 11-24-2015, 10:24 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by normhead

I'm on a diet... you guys are killing me.... I'm not coming back for another 5 days.

Relax, Norm. Have some lunch. You'll feel better.

**THoog** · 11-24-2015, 10:26 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

Relax, Norm. Have some lunch. You'll feel better.

No fries?

normhead · 11-24-2015, 10:41 AM

I tried to pull into a burger joint the other day and Tess went nuts on me... you just don't understand the situation.

Then of course, after we're two miles down the road she says "Well you could have gone in if you really wanted to."

Ya, sure I could have.

I also could have slept on the sofa for two months if I really wanted to.

FantasticMrFox · 11-24-2015, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by normhead

I'm on a diet... you guys are killing me.... I'm not coming back for another 5 days.

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VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Speaking of cheese, I am making a nice tuna casserole tonight. One without that fake velveeta stuff. I use sharp cheddar, colby, and mozzarella. cheese.

11-24-2015, 09:06 AM	#20837
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by savoche We are of course glossing over the insignificant little detail of a fact that Velveeta is not even remotely related to anything that can vaguely be resembling anything that in any shape, form, consistence, or taste might push one's thoughts in the general direction of an actual cheese. Next, you are going to tell me that Cheez-Its aren't actual cheese. Or Cheez.

11-24-2015, 09:24 AM	#20839
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Speaking of cheese, I am making a nice tuna casserole tonight. One without that fake velveeta stuff. Velveeta is real stuff! We just don't know what kind of stuff! I put Cheez-Its in my soup last night. Hadn't had any Cheez-Its in a long time because of lactose problems, but I'm gradually learning which cheesy foods I can tolerate. If it says says "0 sugars", it probably means no, or very low lactose. Mmm, Cheez-Its.

11-24-2015, 09:26 AM	#20840
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normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	I'm on a diet... you guys are killing me.... I'm not coming back for another 5 days. When are we getting back to Tokyo being doomed and other pertinent information?

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11-24-2015, 09:44 AM	#20845
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by THoog Velveeta is real stuff! We just don't know what kind of stuff! I put Cheez-Its in my soup last night. Hadn't had any Cheez-Its in a long time because of lactose problems, but I'm gradually learning which cheesy foods I can tolerate. If it says says "0 sugars", it probably means no, or very low lactose. Mmm, Cheez-Its. I make everyone else lactose intolerant after an hour or so....

11-24-2015, 09:50 AM	#20846
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by normhead I'm on a diet... you guys are killing me.... I'm not coming back for another 5 days. When are we getting back to Tokyo being doomed and other pertinent information? I was saving that for later in the week, but since you ask: I was cleaning up the deck for Fall and discovered that the begonia that I had dubbed "Godzilla" because of its dark green spiky leaves and tendency to crowd out anything near it had not only gotten roots outside the pot and into the mulch, they were invading ANOTHER plant's pot! I'm pretty sure it's got its sites set on Tokyo...

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11-24-2015, 10:26 AM	#20848
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Parallax Relax, Norm. Have some lunch. You'll feel better. No fries?

11-24-2015, 10:41 AM	#20849
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	I tried to pull into a burger joint the other day and Tess went nuts on me... you just don't understand the situation. Then of course, after we're two miles down the road she says "Well you could have gone in if you really wanted to." Ya, sure I could have. I also could have slept on the sofa for two months if I really wanted to.