why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Parallax · 12-27-2013, 03:07 PM

**THoog** · 12-27-2013, 03:13 PM

dun-Dun-DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

**jatrax** · 12-27-2013, 03:23 PM

I've always been afraid of bunnies, actually. They try to appear cuddly and cute but I know they have plans for the human race, (that don't include the human race).

**TedH42** · 12-27-2013, 03:23 PM

Parallax, you're giving away the answers. What fun is that?

**THoog** · 12-27-2013, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by jatrax

I've always been afraid of bunnies, actually. They try to appear cuddly and cute but I know they have plans for the human race, (that don't include the human race).

I never got the impression that rabbits were bright enough to take us down. Cats... cats could do it - they just choose not to - for now. But if they ever figure out how to operate can openers, we are in trouble!

I think that's why I like the waffled bunny - his expression reminds me of my cat when I would put (whatever it was she thought I should hold while she inspected it) on top of her head - "One of these days, I swear I'm gonna kill him!"

Parallax · 12-27-2013, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by THoog

cats could do it - they just choose not to - for now. But if they ever figure out how to operate can openers, we are in trouble!

Mine are so good at mind control they don't need to learn how to use can openers.

tclausen · 12-27-2013, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by THoog

I never got the impression that rabbits were bright enough to take us down. Cats... cats could do it - they just choose not to - for now. But if they ever figure out how to operate can openers, we are in trouble!

I think that's why I like the waffled bunny - his expression reminds me of my cat when I would put (whatever it was she thought I should hold while she inspected it) on top of her head - "One of these days, I swear I'm gonna kill him!"

As the saying goes "Dogs got masters, cats got servants"....

Cats took over eons ago, and reduced us humans to be their willing slaves....not because they can't operate can openers, but because their basic philosophy is "why do it yourself, if you can get a lower being to do it for you"....

Joel B · 12-27-2013, 04:07 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

This Bunny?

You mean self transportable cat food with built in dessert!!

**jatrax** · 12-27-2013, 04:25 PM

Boy do those rabbits have you guys fooled. But they won't get me, I'm on to them.

tclausen · 12-27-2013, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

You mean self transportable cat food with built in dessert!!

Cats don't eat sweets, cakes and waffles - their taste buds are not able to sense and appreciate sweet stuff.

So, conclusion, this bunny is up to something more nefarious than seduce our feline overlords.

peterjcb · 12-27-2013, 04:46 PM

...this reminds me of a thread started a long time ago when I used to post on the amdmb motherboard forums....
Someone started a thread with the question - "What does the word [bump] mean in a thread?"....well, folks picked up on this and the thread ran on for years and years and had a ridiculous amount of replies, most of which had nothing to do with the original question. It was epic!
All the replies to the original post started with the word [bump] of course ...which actually brings the thread to the top of the forum.
It might actually still be going if the site is still alive...

Kunzite · 12-27-2013, 04:50 PM

That sounds like the most comprehensive answer ever

tclausen · 12-27-2013, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by peterjcb

...this reminds me of a thread started a long time ago when I used to post on the amdmb motherboard forums....

Someone started a thread with the question - "What does the word [bump] mean in a thread?"....well, folks picked up on this and the thread ran on for years and years and had a ridiculous amount of replies, most of which had nothing to do with the original question. It was epic!

All the replies to the original post started with the word [bump] of course ...which actually brings the thread to the top of the forum.

It might actually still be going if the site is still alive...

That sounds like a challenge that PF should be up for....

Joel B · 12-27-2013, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by tclausen

Cats don't eat sweets, cakes and waffles - their taste buds are not able to sense and appreciate sweet stuff.

So, conclusion, this bunny is up to something more nefarious than seduce our feline overlords.

Someone forgot to tell my now deceased Selena that. her favorite was peanutbutter fudge!!!

And one of my current ones named Sorcha loves apricot jelly!! She is a big black blob and her nickname is cat lard!

tclausen · 12-27-2013, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

Someone forgot to tell my now deceased Selena that. her favorite was peanutbutter fudge!!!

And one of my current ones named Sorcha loves apricot jelly!! She is a big black blob and her nickname is cat lard!

Deception is, then, all part of their plan. The conspiracy thickens....but how does the bunny fit in?

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12-27-2013, 03:39 PM	#2105
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by jatrax I've always been afraid of bunnies, actually. They try to appear cuddly and cute but I know they have plans for the human race, (that don't include the human race). I never got the impression that rabbits were bright enough to take us down. Cats... cats could do it - they just choose not to - for now. But if they ever figure out how to operate can openers, we are in trouble! I think that's why I like the waffled bunny - his expression reminds me of my cat when I would put (whatever it was she thought I should hold while she inspected it) on top of her head - "One of these days, I swear I'm gonna kill him!"

12-27-2013, 03:44 PM	#2106
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by THoog cats could do it - they just choose not to - for now. But if they ever figure out how to operate can openers, we are in trouble! Mine are so good at mind control they don't need to learn how to use can openers.

12-27-2013, 03:46 PM	#2107
tclausen Veteran Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,397	Originally posted by THoog I never got the impression that rabbits were bright enough to take us down. Cats... cats could do it - they just choose not to - for now. But if they ever figure out how to operate can openers, we are in trouble! I think that's why I like the waffled bunny - his expression reminds me of my cat when I would put (whatever it was she thought I should hold while she inspected it) on top of her head - "One of these days, I swear I'm gonna kill him!" As the saying goes "Dogs got masters, cats got servants".... Cats took over eons ago, and reduced us humans to be their willing slaves....not because they can't operate can openers, but because their basic philosophy is "why do it yourself, if you can get a lower being to do it for you"....

12-27-2013, 04:07 PM	#2108
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by Parallax This Bunny? You mean self transportable cat food with built in dessert!!

12-27-2013, 04:25 PM	#2109
jatrax Site Supporter Join Date: May 2010 Location: Washington Cascades Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 12,991	Boy do those rabbits have you guys fooled. But they won't get me, I'm on to them.

12-27-2013, 04:36 PM	#2110
tclausen Veteran Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,397	Originally posted by Joel B You mean self transportable cat food with built in dessert!! Cats don't eat sweets, cakes and waffles - their taste buds are not able to sense and appreciate sweet stuff. So, conclusion, this bunny is up to something more nefarious than seduce our feline overlords.

12-27-2013, 04:46 PM	#2111
peterjcb Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Weddington, NC Posts: 468	...this reminds me of a thread started a long time ago when I used to post on the amdmb motherboard forums.... Someone started a thread with the question - "What does the word [bump] mean in a thread?"....well, folks picked up on this and the thread ran on for years and years and had a ridiculous amount of replies, most of which had nothing to do with the original question. It was epic! All the replies to the original post started with the word [bump] of course ...which actually brings the thread to the top of the forum. It might actually still be going if the site is still alive...

12-27-2013, 04:50 PM	#2112
Kunzite Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Romania Posts: 15,132	That sounds like the most comprehensive answer ever

12-27-2013, 04:51 PM	#2113
tclausen Veteran Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,397	Originally posted by peterjcb ...this reminds me of a thread started a long time ago when I used to post on the amdmb motherboard forums.... Someone started a thread with the question - "What does the word [bump] mean in a thread?"....well, folks picked up on this and the thread ran on for years and years and had a ridiculous amount of replies, most of which had nothing to do with the original question. It was epic! All the replies to the original post started with the word [bump] of course ...which actually brings the thread to the top of the forum. It might actually still be going if the site is still alive... That sounds like a challenge that PF should be up for....

12-27-2013, 04:52 PM	#2114
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by tclausen Cats don't eat sweets, cakes and waffles - their taste buds are not able to sense and appreciate sweet stuff. So, conclusion, this bunny is up to something more nefarious than seduce our feline overlords. Someone forgot to tell my now deceased Selena that. her favorite was peanutbutter fudge!!! And one of my current ones named Sorcha loves apricot jelly!! She is a big black blob and her nickname is cat lard!

12-27-2013, 04:53 PM	#2115
tclausen Veteran Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,397	Originally posted by Joel B Someone forgot to tell my now deceased Selena that. her favorite was peanutbutter fudge!!! And one of my current ones named Sorcha loves apricot jelly!! She is a big black blob and her nickname is cat lard! Deception is, then, all part of their plan. The conspiracy thickens....but how does the bunny fit in?