Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Ever been drive bombed by a Paris pigeon while walking out a Metro station ...
?!
They are "rats with wings" ... and it was a bullseye hit on top of my head, in case I didn't mention that.
I got nailed by a pigeon coming out of the grocery store, and since I had both hands full of multiple bags of groceries, and a shaved head, I had the joy of feeling it run down the side of my face while getting to my car. At least it didn't run into my eye. I swear that little bastard was aiming for me.
I once found bird poop on my car seat in the morning. The window was open a half inch. Did he stick his tiny little butt through a half inch and then projectile poop onto the middle of my seat? Wat wid dat?
Last edited by normhead; 12-04-2015 at 05:23 PM.