why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

normhead · 12-15-2015, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by dansamy

Y'all are hilarious!

But I don't love Norm that much either! $55k-ish could go a long ways on other priorities!

Now you broke my lil heart.

**THoog** · 12-15-2015, 12:23 PM

Careful, Otis will try to catch you on the rebound!

normhead · 12-15-2015, 12:25 PM

Originally posted by THoog

Careful, Otis will try to catch you on the rebound!

Ya, he always preys on the vulnerable.. made up stories about orphan squirrels and such.

**THoog** · 12-15-2015, 12:33 PM - **3 Likes**

Oh, the attention is flattering at first - the calls, the texts, the piles of stale peanuts. Then you wake up one morning with dirt and daffodil bulbs scattered all over the deck. And $55k missing from your savings account.

normhead · 12-15-2015, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by THoog

Oh, the attention is flattering at first - the calls, the texts, the piles of stale peanuts. Then you wake up one morning with dirt and daffodil bulbs scattered all over the deck. And $55k missing from your savings account.

Are you speaking from experience? I can't believe the little rodent got to you.

**THoog** · 12-15-2015, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by normhead

Are you speaking from experience? I can't believe the little rodent got to you.

What? No way! It was a- a friend of mine! Several friends, in fact. That mangy little fleabag has left a trail of destruction from here to Texas.

...you always think it won't happen to you...

Joel B · 12-15-2015, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by normhead

I probably don't truly love you, but I'm still interested in whether or not you truly love me.

This sounds like a lead in to a meatloaf song!(not Paradise by the Dashboard Lights! Though very good song!)

And the best way to deal with a philandering Otis is garden hose!!

**THoog** · 12-15-2015, 02:33 PM - **3 Likes**

It definitely has a Jim Steinman / Meat Loaf / Bonnie Tyler feel to it - maybe an early version of "Two out of Three"?

I want you
I need you
I probably don't truly love you, but I'm still interested in whether or not you truly love me
Now don't be sad
'cause a new K-3 ain't bad

Joel B · 12-15-2015, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by THoog

I want you
I need you
I probably don't truly love you, but I'm still interested in whether or not you truly love me
Now don't be sad 'cause a new K-3 ain't bad

My lighter is lit and I'm holding it high!!!

MarkJerling · 12-15-2015, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

F irst
O n
R ace
D ay !!!

Oooh. Very pretty. Damn. More drool on the keyboard...

**Ex Finn.** · 12-15-2015, 05:57 PM

All this camera gear talk is giving me a head-ache.
Having Jalapeno Pierogie`s for dinner. Not one ounce of lizard meat involved.

Rupert · 12-15-2015, 06:12 PM

Originally posted by normhead

Ya, he always preys on the vulnerable.. made up stories about orphan squirrels and such.

Originally posted by normhead

Are you speaking from experience? I can't believe the little rodent got to you.

Originally posted by THoog

What? No way! It was a- a friend of mine! Several friends, in fact. That mangy little fleabag has left a trail of destruction from here to Texas.
...you always think it won't happen to you...

Someone call for me?

(The dirty nose is from burying peanuts this morning...that he mostly stole from other squirrels

)

**savoche** · 12-16-2015, 01:59 AM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

All this camera gear talk is giving me a head-ache.

Have a beer. If that doesn't help, have another.

Rupert · 12-16-2015, 08:48 AM

Otis says he may be going out on a limb, but asks if anyone would be in favor of turning this into an "All Squirrel" thread??? He'd be in favor of leaving in the bacon and Velveeta...and beer, lots of beer!

Lutefish are out!

Regards!

normhead · 12-16-2015, 09:50 AM

Oh god Rupert, you copied my spelling mistake on "lutefish" the $!^t is going to hit the fan.

12-15-2015, 01:05 PM	#21651
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by normhead Are you speaking from experience? I can't believe the little rodent got to you. What? No way! It was a- a friend of mine! Several friends, in fact. That mangy little fleabag has left a trail of destruction from here to Texas. ...you always think it won't happen to you... Last edited by THoog; 12-15-2015 at 01:21 PM.

12-15-2015, 05:57 PM	#21656
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	All this camera gear talk is giving me a head-ache. Having Jalapeno Pierogie`s for dinner. Not one ounce of lizard meat involved. Last edited by Ex Finn.; 12-15-2015 at 06:06 PM.

12-15-2015, 06:12 PM	#21657
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by normhead Ya, he always preys on the vulnerable.. made up stories about orphan squirrels and such. Originally posted by normhead Are you speaking from experience? I can't believe the little rodent got to you. Originally posted by THoog What? No way! It was a- a friend of mine! Several friends, in fact. That mangy little fleabag has left a trail of destruction from here to Texas. ...you always think it won't happen to you... Someone call for me? (The dirty nose is from burying peanuts this morning...that he mostly stole from other squirrels)

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12-15-2015, 11:40 AM	#21646
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by dansamy Y'all are hilarious! But I don't love Norm that much either! $55k-ish could go a long ways on other priorities! Now you broke my lil heart.

12-15-2015, 12:23 PM	#21647
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Careful, Otis will try to catch you on the rebound!

12-15-2015, 12:25 PM	#21648
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by THoog Careful, Otis will try to catch you on the rebound! Ya, he always preys on the vulnerable.. made up stories about orphan squirrels and such.

12-15-2015, 12:33 PM - 3 Likes	#21649
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Oh, the attention is flattering at first - the calls, the texts, the piles of stale peanuts. Then you wake up one morning with dirt and daffodil bulbs scattered all over the deck. And $55k missing from your savings account.

12-15-2015, 12:56 PM	#21650
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by THoog Oh, the attention is flattering at first - the calls, the texts, the piles of stale peanuts. Then you wake up one morning with dirt and daffodil bulbs scattered all over the deck. And $55k missing from your savings account. Are you speaking from experience? I can't believe the little rodent got to you.

12-15-2015, 01:49 PM	#21652
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by normhead I probably don't truly love you, but I'm still interested in whether or not you truly love me. This sounds like a lead in to a meatloaf song!(not Paradise by the Dashboard Lights! Though very good song!) And the best way to deal with a philandering Otis is garden hose!!

12-15-2015, 02:33 PM - 3 Likes	#21653
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	It definitely has a Jim Steinman / Meat Loaf / Bonnie Tyler feel to it - maybe an early version of "Two out of Three"? I want you I need you I probably don't truly love you, but I'm still interested in whether or not you truly love me Now don't be sad 'cause a new K-3 ain't bad

12-15-2015, 02:43 PM	#21654
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by THoog I want you I need you I probably don't truly love you, but I'm still interested in whether or not you truly love me Now don't be sad 'cause a new K-3 ain't bad My lighter is lit and I'm holding it high!!!

12-15-2015, 04:45 PM	#21655
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers F irst O n R ace D ay !!! Oooh. Very pretty. Damn. More drool on the keyboard...

12-16-2015, 01:59 AM	#21658
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Ex Finn. All this camera gear talk is giving me a head-ache. Have a beer. If that doesn't help, have another.

12-16-2015, 08:48 AM	#21659
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Otis says he may be going out on a limb, but asks if anyone would be in favor of turning this into an "All Squirrel" thread??? He'd be in favor of leaving in the bacon and Velveeta...and beer, lots of beer! Lutefish are out! Regards!

12-16-2015, 09:50 AM	#21660
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Oh god Rupert, you copied my spelling mistake on "lutefish" the $!^t is going to hit the fan.