why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 12-25-2015, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

Our Christmas dinner from yesterday evening:

I thought you didn't eat meat?

sherrvonne · 12-25-2015, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Boudreaux?

Ha ha ha, we see that brand of butt paste a lot in home health, well that and everything else.....

dansamy · 12-25-2015, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Having some unwanted advances from a forum member?

No. Just an idiot in a FF thread who had no concept of what FF actually means. I finally simply ignored him.

sherrvonne · 12-25-2015, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by dansamy

No. Just an idiot in a FF thread who had no concept of what FF actually means. I finally simply ignored him.

Ford Fair Lane right???

Racer X 69 · 12-25-2015, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

... you know that there is a world outside of "US" ... eh ?!

Eh?

What?

Are you going Canuckian on us Shirley?

Racer X 69 · 12-25-2015, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

It's amazing what you can learn here!

Yes.

This is a veritable encyclopedia. A fountain of knowledge.

Racer X 69 · 12-25-2015, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by sherrvonne

Ford Fair Lane right???

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990) - IMDb

Racer X 69 · 12-25-2015, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by Joel B

P.S. Poutine sounds very much like a song Ted Nugent used to sing in the 70s which I can't repeat here! but if someone can rewrite the toon... (hint hint)

Wang dang,

Sweet Poutine.

Racer X 69 · 12-25-2015, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

I'm not sure, but if you drop a Fig Newton on the floor you get a

wait for it

wait

fragmented Newton

Sorry.................................

"Fig Newtons and Scotch. They're great when you dunk 'em" ~Col Sherman Potter

If your Fig Newton fragments when dropped to the floor it isn't fresh. Fig Newton cookies must be fresh and soft.

Racer X 69 · 12-25-2015, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by THoog

Do we need to sing 'Circle of Life'?

Kumbaya?

Racer X 69 · 12-25-2015, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

I'm still waiting for the best and brightest scientists and engineers of the world to put their heads together and design a car window for those of us in the frozen North that can be rolled down in the winter.

And why, pray tell, would you want to open a window when it is 4,000 degrees below zero outside? They make the windows that way on purpose.

Racer X 69 · 12-25-2015, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

I think some of us are simply stunned into speechlessness. Squirrel nuts...

As Tim Allen once said, "There isn't a woman alive who hasn't been startled by the sight of her man bent over while picking up a bar of soap in the shower."

I'm just happy that women don't present such a ghastly visage while doing similar tasks.

Racer X 69 · 12-25-2015, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

I'd buy stock if Purina made that! Does Costco sell 100# bags??

Costco sells everything in 100# bags.

Racer X 69 · 12-25-2015, 12:52 PM

Originally posted by THoog

Well, NC is #2 in pigs, after Iowa, and #2 in turkeys, after Minnesota.

These guys are #1 in #2.

Says so on all their trucks anyway.

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Racer X 69 · 12-25-2015, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by THoog

Seriously, guys? I give you two hours for a snappy comeback, and nothing? Fine, I'll do it myself: Pigs and turkeys - sounds like my friends in high school.

OK, so it took three days.

Hey, I missed a few days while taking care of holiday obligations and working 12 hour days building wings for the Best Airplanes In The World. And today I'm trying to get caught up with 30 missed pages of The Best Thread In The World.

Cut me some slack!

12-25-2015, 11:53 AM	#21999
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by Parallax I'm not sure, but if you drop a Fig Newton on the floor you get a wait for it wait fragmented Newton Sorry................................. "Fig Newtons and Scotch. They're great when you dunk 'em" ~Col Sherman Potter If your Fig Newton fragments when dropped to the floor it isn't fresh. Fig Newton cookies must be fresh and soft. Last edited by Racer X 69; 01-02-2016 at 02:08 PM.

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12-25-2015, 11:14 AM	#21991
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox Our Christmas dinner from yesterday evening: I thought you didn't eat meat?

12-25-2015, 11:25 AM	#21992
sherrvonne Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,975	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Boudreaux? Ha ha ha, we see that brand of butt paste a lot in home health, well that and everything else.....

12-25-2015, 11:29 AM	#21993
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Having some unwanted advances from a forum member? No. Just an idiot in a FF thread who had no concept of what FF actually means. I finally simply ignored him.

12-25-2015, 11:30 AM	#21994
sherrvonne Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,975	Originally posted by dansamy No. Just an idiot in a FF thread who had no concept of what FF actually means. I finally simply ignored him. Ford Fair Lane right???

12-25-2015, 11:37 AM	#21995
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers ... you know that there is a world outside of "US" ... eh ?! Eh? What? Are you going Canuckian on us Shirley?

12-25-2015, 11:40 AM	#21996
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by Parallax It's amazing what you can learn here! Yes. This is a veritable encyclopedia. A fountain of knowledge.

12-25-2015, 11:41 AM	#21997
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by sherrvonne Ford Fair Lane right??? The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990) - IMDb

12-25-2015, 11:43 AM	#21998
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by Joel B P.S. Poutine sounds very much like a song Ted Nugent used to sing in the 70s which I can't repeat here! but if someone can rewrite the toon... (hint hint) Wang dang, Sweet Poutine.

12-25-2015, 12:08 PM	#22000
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by THoog Do we need to sing 'Circle of Life'? Kumbaya?

12-25-2015, 12:21 PM	#22001
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by Parallax I'm still waiting for the best and brightest scientists and engineers of the world to put their heads together and design a car window for those of us in the frozen North that can be rolled down in the winter. And why, pray tell, would you want to open a window when it is 4,000 degrees below zero outside? They make the windows that way on purpose.

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12-25-2015, 12:35 PM	#22002
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by dansamy I think some of us are simply stunned into speechlessness. Squirrel nuts... As Tim Allen once said, "There isn't a woman alive who hasn't been startled by the sight of her man bent over while picking up a bar of soap in the shower." I'm just happy that women don't present such a ghastly visage while doing similar tasks.

12-25-2015, 12:50 PM	#22003
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by dansamy I'd buy stock if Purina made that! Does Costco sell 100# bags?? Costco sells everything in 100# bags.

12-25-2015, 12:52 PM	#22004
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by THoog Well, NC is #2 in pigs, after Iowa, and #2 in turkeys, after Minnesota. These guys are #1 in #2. Says so on all their trucks anyway. Septic Tank Pumping Services - Arlington, Everett, Snohomish, Skagit County

12-25-2015, 12:55 PM	#22005
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by THoog Seriously, guys? I give you two hours for a snappy comeback, and nothing? Fine, I'll do it myself: Pigs and turkeys - sounds like my friends in high school. OK, so it took three days. Hey, I missed a few days while taking care of holiday obligations and working 12 hour days building wings for the Best Airplanes In The World. And today I'm trying to get caught up with 30 missed pages of The Best Thread In The World. Cut me some slack!