why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Rupert · 02-02-2016, 09:04 AM

You think so?

Reckon I could make the cover next month? Would I have to shave?....I don't want no stinkin' haircut either.

robtcorl · 02-02-2016, 09:10 AM - **3 Likes**

Please stop posting that pic, it scares my dog.

Rupert · 02-02-2016, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Please stop posting that pic, it scares my dog.

That was cruel!

....cruel to show it to your Doggie!

Parallax · 02-02-2016, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Otis just got a notice from Jim and Donna...they won't be coming down to enjoy this great weather.....they have to stay home for now....they have crops to plant? Reckon what kind of crops? Contraband? Heck, it may be perfectly legal up there according to Otis. Most would avoid the heat that kind of planting can bring......

Shore 'nuff ol' Rupert was right.
Looks like I need to dig my bibs and straw hat outa the closet. I've got some crops to put in.
These were delivered just a bit ago. Thanks, Jim!

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**WPRESTO** · 02-02-2016, 10:09 AM

I'm sending my resume and a selfie to Esquire.

Rupert · 02-02-2016, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by WPRESTO

I'm sending my resume and a selfie to Esquire.

You look just like your avatar.....damn handsome dude!

You rival me, but come up a little short.....but I'm 6' 1'' so you are forgiven! If you're gonna be ugly, Otis says you need to be Big and Ugly!

Originally posted by Parallax

Shore 'nuff ol' Rupert was right.
Looks like I need to dig my bibs and straw hat outa the closet. I've got some crops to put in.
These were delivered just a bit ago. Thanks, Jim!

You're welcome

....go to Amazon and read the reviews for some guidance on planting and nurturing. Keep us up on the progress of the little baby peppers. Otis can help if necessary, he has been tending to the little blind orphan squirrels for years.

Regards!

BTW- Otis requests that when they are a near maturity, you send him one of the little babies. Just put it in an envelope and mail it to him. I don't know what he has planned, but it probably isn't good.

Parallax · 02-02-2016, 11:52 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

You're welcome....go to Amazon and read the reviews for some guidance on planting and nurturing.

I may wait a month or so to plant them as this time of year anyplace that has sufficient light, like a window sill, is still a bit chilly.
I'll send Otis one of the moruga scorpions. Tell him not to worry, I'll remove most of the heat so he can just take a big ol' bite. He can trust me.

Rupert · 02-02-2016, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

I'll send Otis one of the moruga scorpions. Tell him not to worry, I'll remove most of the heat so he can just take a big ol' bite. He can trust me.

He said be sure to remove the stinger. Yep, Otis knows he can trust you...and you can trust him too!

Racer X 69 · 02-02-2016, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Oh no! you're becoming one of them!

That would be me, except for the suit and tie. I eat lots of fish, and sushi is fish.

And always with some rice wine.

Mmmmmmm . . . . . . . . tasty!

Racer X 69 · 02-02-2016, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

Otis just got a notice from Jim and Donna...they won't be coming down to enjoy this great weather.....they have to stay home for now....they have crops to plant? Reckon what kind of crops? Contraband? Heck, it may be perfectly legal up there according to Otis. Most would avoid the heat that kind of planting can bring......

Since when did South Dakota legalize it? Aren't Colorado and Washington the only two so far?

Racer X 69 · 02-02-2016, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Since when did South Dakota legalize it? Aren't Colorado and Washington the only two so far?

OK.

There are more that just the Rocky Mountain and Evergreen states.

Quote:

Twenty-three states and the District of Columbia currently have laws legalizing marijuana in some form.

Read More Here

But no, neither of the Dakotas has caught up with the rest of the states.

Yet.

Oh.

Never mind.

**savoche** · 02-02-2016, 01:23 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

OK.

There are more that just the Rocky Mountain and Evergreen states.

Read More Here

But no, neither of the Dakotas has caught up with the rest of the states.

Yet.

Oh.

Never mind.

Relax. I'm sure some weed would calm you down.

Parallax · 02-02-2016, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

OK.

There are more that just the Rocky Mountain and Evergreen states.

Read More Here

But no, neither of the Dakotas has caught up with the rest of the states.

Yet.

Oh.

Never mind.

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Since when did South Dakota legalize it? Aren't Colorado and Washington the only two so far?

Marijuana is illegal in all 50 states and the District of Columbia. It is still prohibited by Federal law.

Parallax · 02-02-2016, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Since when did South Dakota legalize it? Aren't Colorado and Washington the only two so far?

Many states have passed laws that allow people, as far as the states are concerned, to possess, use, and grow marijuana. This has led to some confusion. Non-medical marijuana is still illegal in all 50 states and the District of Columbia. It is still prohibited by Federal law.

**savoche** · 02-02-2016, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Many states have passed laws that allow people to possess, use, and grow marijuana. This has led to some confusion. Non-medical marijuana is illegal in all 50 states and the District of Columbia. It is still prohibited by Federal law.

Much like non-medical opiates?

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Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by WPRESTO I'm sending my resume and a selfie to Esquire. You look just like your avatar.....damn handsome dude! You rival me, but come up a little short.....but I'm 6' 1'' so you are forgiven! If you're gonna be ugly, Otis says you need to be Big and Ugly! Originally posted by Parallax Shore 'nuff ol' Rupert was right. Looks like I need to dig my bibs and straw hat outa the closet. I've got some crops to put in. These were delivered just a bit ago. Thanks, Jim! You're welcome....go to Amazon and read the reviews for some guidance on planting and nurturing. Keep us up on the progress of the little baby peppers. Otis can help if necessary, he has been tending to the little blind orphan squirrels for years. Regards! BTW- Otis requests that when they are a near maturity, you send him one of the little babies. Just put it in an envelope and mail it to him. I don't know what he has planned, but it probably isn't good. Last edited by Rupert; 02-02-2016 at 11:14 AM.

02-02-2016, 02:00 PM	#23129
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Since when did South Dakota legalize it? Aren't Colorado and Washington the only two so far? Many states have passed laws that allow people, as far as the states are concerned, to possess, use, and grow marijuana. This has led to some confusion. Non-medical marijuana is still illegal in all 50 states and the District of Columbia. It is still prohibited by Federal law. Last edited by Parallax; 02-02-2016 at 02:25 PM.

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Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Rupert You're welcome....go to Amazon and read the reviews for some guidance on planting and nurturing. I may wait a month or so to plant them as this time of year anyplace that has sufficient light, like a window sill, is still a bit chilly. I'll send Otis one of the moruga scorpions. Tell him not to worry, I'll remove most of the heat so he can just take a big ol' bite. He can trust me.

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Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Parallax I'll send Otis one of the moruga scorpions. Tell him not to worry, I'll remove most of the heat so he can just take a big ol' bite. He can trust me. He said be sure to remove the stinger. Yep, Otis knows he can trust you...and you can trust him too!

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Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by robtcorl Oh no! you're becoming one of them! That would be me, except for the suit and tie. I eat lots of fish, and sushi is fish. And always with some rice wine. Mmmmmmm . . . . . . . . tasty!

02-02-2016, 12:56 PM	#23125
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by Rupert Otis just got a notice from Jim and Donna...they won't be coming down to enjoy this great weather.....they have to stay home for now....they have crops to plant? Reckon what kind of crops? Contraband? Heck, it may be perfectly legal up there according to Otis. Most would avoid the heat that kind of planting can bring...... Since when did South Dakota legalize it? Aren't Colorado and Washington the only two so far?

02-02-2016, 01:17 PM	#23126
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Since when did South Dakota legalize it? Aren't Colorado and Washington the only two so far? OK. There are more that just the Rocky Mountain and Evergreen states. Quote: Twenty-three states and the District of Columbia currently have laws legalizing marijuana in some form. Read More Here But no, neither of the Dakotas has caught up with the rest of the states. Yet. Oh. Never mind.

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savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 OK. There are more that just the Rocky Mountain and Evergreen states. Read More Here But no, neither of the Dakotas has caught up with the rest of the states. Yet. Oh. Never mind. Relax. I'm sure some weed would calm you down.

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Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Racer X 69 OK. There are more that just the Rocky Mountain and Evergreen states. Read More Here But no, neither of the Dakotas has caught up with the rest of the states. Yet. Oh. Never mind. Originally posted by Racer X 69 Since when did South Dakota legalize it? Aren't Colorado and Washington the only two so far? Marijuana is illegal in all 50 states and the District of Columbia. It is still prohibited by Federal law.

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02-02-2016, 02:04 PM	#23130
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Parallax Many states have passed laws that allow people to possess, use, and grow marijuana. This has led to some confusion. Non-medical marijuana is illegal in all 50 states and the District of Columbia. It is still prohibited by Federal law. Much like non-medical opiates?