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02-09-2016, 10:47 AM   #23371
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Did not, I'm telling mom.

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Uncork a bottle of that fine shoe polish and you have a meal fit for......????

Yep, I'm goin' class warfare. Food and wine snobs have hit my hot button!
Or was it the Frank's Hot Sauce hit your hot button, and the wine and cheese snobs just happened to be there?.

Hitting the wine and cheese snobs was just collateral damage.


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Mr Mod, get you're hot sauce drinkin' butt in here!
Food Fight in progress!
I've been partici........ um, I mean monitoring.
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Insinuating that I don't have class was a really low blow Norm....it will take a while to get over that. Harming my reputation is not something I take lightly.
Just because you have Otis on your side is no reason to jump for joy.....he's the one with a wall size print of your giant butt crack on his penthouse wall....he can't be trusted for good judgment.

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I've been partici........ um, I mean monitoring.
Well......what are you gonna do about Norm's vicious attacks on my character? Now he's tryin' to bring in his Mommy, knowing my Mom is 89 and that I won't burden to a fist fight at her age......though she'd probably be willing....for Mrs Rupert...not so much for me. She might do it for Velveeta....I was raised on it. We got it for all three meals when I was a kid, it's why I turned out so wonderfully.
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That might look like Velveeta on my summer sausage and asparagus pizza, but it's actually butterkäse.



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Tess hates ketchup.


I'm with Tess.




Ketchup is not a vegetable.


Or fruit.
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That might look like Velveeta on my summer sausage and asparagus pizza, but it's actually butterkäse.
Never heard of that? Is it a synthetic Velveeta, like this stuff? I don't eat synthetic Velveeta...when I eat cheese, I want the real thing!



Squirrels like this, but I think it's only for the girl on top? I once caught Otis drawing out an extension in front of her arms and made him erase it...vulgar little rodent.

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The extra stuff in beer is a God-given, natural by-product of mixing normal stuff together and cooking it. Barley, hops, yeast, water - sort of like peppers, vinegar and salt.

The extra stuff in Velveeta is just extra stuff. God didn't make it. Mother Nature didn't make it. Somebody dumped it in the vat and stirred it up.


You and I should get together for a beer sometime.


With some (real) cheese.


And crackers.
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How did you get Mrs. Rupert to model on a box of Velveeta Jim?

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I've haven't been that active on this forum lately, but seeing the amount of attention so called cheeses like Velveeta are getting, I felt I had to do something to even up things a bit. So I travelled from my small town to the city to my favorite cheese shop with my camera and arrived back home with some pictures of real cheese!

1. Small cheese with stuff in it


2. Big cheese without stuff in it


3. If this falls on your head, you are in trouble cheese


All you need is some good wine or beer.


And some crackers.
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All you need is some good wine or beer.


And some crackers.
...and a box of Velveeta for the crackers. Valveeta if you have squirrels.

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How did you get Mrs. Rupert to model on a box of Velveeta Jim?
It must have been a long time ago......but I sure wouldn't tell her that! Bless her heart, she works out at the YMCA three nights a week thinking she will get back her fantastic butt, but it ain't gonna happen.

I'm just thankful that I have remained as handsome as I've always been. I haven't shaved in two weeks and I'm starting to look like an educated professor or handsome aristocrat......I guess I'm just damn lucky!



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Well......what are you gonna do about Norm's vicious attacks on my character?
Well, I'll probably continue doing what I've been doing so far. Smiling, with an occasional chuckle.



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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...
QuoteOriginally posted by Rupert Quote
Uncork a bottle of that fine shoe polish and you have a meal fit for......????

Yep, I'm goin' class warfare. Food and wine snobs have hit my hot button!
Snobs? Moi (and Jean)? No way! Eating real cheese is definitely not reserved for some sort of upper class over here. The working man (and woman) eats the stuff to. It is part of my daily diet. Good bread from a baker (not a factory), real butter (does come from a factory) and cheese (made by a farmer). Yep that's Mmmmmmm! And just to proof that farmers cheese is distributed over all income classes; there has been an increase of burglaries at farmers that produce cheese. The police think the cheeses are smuggled to Eastern Europe. This shop where I buy my cheese also happens to sell wine, champagne, port, cheeses from France and some other delicious food. But that does not proof that I am a snob. No sir!
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I'm with Tess.




Ketchup is not a vegetable.


Or fruit.
Ketchup is a concentrated Tomato product with enzymes that will help your body digest the fats from burgers, or fries, (or even cheese) and thus is the logical food to eat with any fatty foods.

You can avoid ketchup... at your peril. I read a study financed by a Ketchup company.

Or to summarize... "fer god's sake put ketchup on your fries... you'll live longer." (if that's a good thing.)
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But that does not proof that I am a snob. No sir!
Do you eat Velveeta? That's the question.....food snobs don't eat Velveeta, they like to rub it in the faces of us poor little people. Like old Norm, he wants people to think he's better than me with his fancy cheese. Any day now I am expecting that the Supreme Court will rule that little people are ......people too! Wishful thinking maybe, but when they do we will celebrate with Velveeta and Budweiser!

Regards!

You guys beat up on me while I'm gone.....I'm going to Aldis for some groceries...and that wonderful Clancy's Cheese dip...made with real cheddar cheese!
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Do you eat Velveeta? That's the question.....food snobs don't eat Velveeta, they like to rub it in the faces of us poor little people. Like old Norm, he wants people to think he's better than me with his fancy cheese. Any day now I am expecting that the Supreme Court will rule that little people are ......people too! Wishful thinking maybe, but when they do we will celebrate with Velveeta and Budweiser!

Regards!

You guys beat up on me while I'm gone.....I'm going to Aldis for some groceries...and that wonderful Clancy's Cheese dip...made with real cheddar cheese!
We do have Aldis over here, but somehow Veelveta never made it to my country... So, I don't eat Velveeta! If you ever visit Europa I advice you to take some with you. It just isn't available in regular stores.
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