why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 03-17-2016, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

I made the mistake of dropping an F bomb around my grandma when I was 6. You never forget.

My maternal grandma never punished us. She didn't have to. Any time we were on the verge of misbehaving she would hiss at us.

"Aaaahhhhhhggggg!!!!!!!!"

It was always enough to get our attention, and keep us on the right track.

Racer X 69 · 03-17-2016, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

And lutefisk. You forgot the lutefisk!

Why does everybody always forget the lutefisk? :confused2:

Ahem!

Originally posted by THoog

. . . . . . Tokyo will be destroyed by a flood of lutefisk and Velveeta.

Jean Poitiers · 03-17-2016, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by rod_grant

Yeah Jean, he could have meant Donald Quixote.

Or ... maybe this one ...

Racer X 69 · 03-17-2016, 11:43 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

e) Fred. Any Fred will do.

Right Said Fred?

You Tube

Rupert · 03-17-2016, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Corned beef and cabbage lunch.
I am stuffed!

Looks delicious! I love real corned beef....it is one of my favorites!

Cabbage......great with the corned beef or on a corned beef/cabbage sandwich on rye bread!

Originally posted by savoche

Oh, and the latest from Otis' Squirrel Ninja School.

I'm about burned out on the squirrels for a while, I've sent them all home for the day...enough! BUT......that video is just hilarious!

It is so like what I see around here all the time. Just this morning I saw a squirrel leap from a tree and knock two doves off the cedar fence. They hate competition!

Regards!

Racer X 69 · 03-17-2016, 11:49 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I sometimes get admonished by my wife for my poor aim.

I just go out the back door, over by the trees along the riverbank.

**THoog** · 03-17-2016, 12:10 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Rupert

a good Barber or Beautician has your views on most everything from politics to religion. Watching and listening how they maneuver those views is a valuable course in diplomacy like you won't find in any book. Their true views? You will never know....that's how good they are! They could spend hours in the old P&R every day and never make an enemy....amazing!

"Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip."

Rupert · 03-17-2016, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I just go out the back door, over by the trees along the riverbank.

See you're a Site Supporter today...damn Racer, it's about time!

Yep, I like to go off the deck in back of my shop......when I can't wait any longer. Beats "dribble pants".

Originally posted by THoog

"Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip."

Couldn't have said it better! I hope someone eases me into the trip

......Watching the girls at the Beauty Shop is fascinating......sometimes I stay in there for as good while, we are close friends....Chocolate friends!

.....and as their customers come and go you can see the smooth transitions from one client to the next.....a marvel of tact and diplomacy.

Regards!

Racer X 69 · 03-17-2016, 12:52 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

See you're a Site Supporter today.......

I'm a what?

How the heck did that happen?

**savoche** · 03-17-2016, 12:58 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I'm a what?

How the heck did that happen?

Blame Otis

**clackers** · 03-17-2016, 01:00 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Corned beef and cabbage lunch.
I am stuffed!

+1.

Corned beef has a rep here as 'old people's food' but I love the stuff!

Parallax · 03-17-2016, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Or ... maybe this one ...

I suspect this is some sort of a trap(per).

Parallax · 03-17-2016, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Corned beef and cabbage lunch.

That's supper for us tonight.

**THoog** · 03-17-2016, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

That's supper for us tonight.

No lutefisk?

MarkJerling · 03-17-2016, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I just go out the back door, over by the trees along the riverbank.

Lemon tree. I water the lemon tree. I get told off by my wife when I water other people's lemon trees, but she does not complain if I water our one. Interesting.

03-17-2016, 12:38 PM	#24578
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I just go out the back door, over by the trees along the riverbank. See you're a Site Supporter today...damn Racer, it's about time! Yep, I like to go off the deck in back of my shop......when I can't wait any longer. Beats "dribble pants". Originally posted by THoog "Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip." Couldn't have said it better! I hope someone eases me into the trip......Watching the girls at the Beauty Shop is fascinating......sometimes I stay in there for as good while, we are close friends....Chocolate friends!.....and as their customers come and go you can see the smooth transitions from one client to the next.....a marvel of tact and diplomacy. Regards!

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03-17-2016, 11:13 AM	#24571
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason I made the mistake of dropping an F bomb around my grandma when I was 6. You never forget. My maternal grandma never punished us. She didn't have to. Any time we were on the verge of misbehaving she would hiss at us. "Aaaahhhhhhggggg!!!!!!!!" It was always enough to get our attention, and keep us on the right track.

03-17-2016, 11:19 AM	#24572
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by Parallax And lutefisk. You forgot the lutefisk! Why does everybody always forget the lutefisk? :confused2: Ahem! Originally posted by THoog . . . . . . Tokyo will be destroyed by a flood of lutefisk and Velveeta.

03-17-2016, 11:20 AM	#24573
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by rod_grant Yeah Jean, he could have meant Donald Quixote. Or ... maybe this one ...

03-17-2016, 11:45 AM	#24575
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl Corned beef and cabbage lunch. I am stuffed! Looks delicious! I love real corned beef....it is one of my favorites! Cabbage......great with the corned beef or on a corned beef/cabbage sandwich on rye bread! Originally posted by savoche Oh, and the latest from Otis' Squirrel Ninja School. I'm about burned out on the squirrels for a while, I've sent them all home for the day...enough! BUT......that video is just hilarious! It is so like what I see around here all the time. Just this morning I saw a squirrel leap from a tree and knock two doves off the cedar fence. They hate competition! Regards!

03-17-2016, 11:49 AM	#24576
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by robtcorl I sometimes get admonished by my wife for my poor aim. I just go out the back door, over by the trees along the riverbank.

03-17-2016, 12:10 PM - 2 Likes	#24577
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Rupert a good Barber or Beautician has your views on most everything from politics to religion. Watching and listening how they maneuver those views is a valuable course in diplomacy like you won't find in any book. Their true views? You will never know....that's how good they are! They could spend hours in the old P&R every day and never make an enemy....amazing! "Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip."

03-17-2016, 12:52 PM	#24579
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by Rupert See you're a Site Supporter today....... I'm a what? How the heck did that happen?

03-17-2016, 12:58 PM - 1 Like	#24580
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I'm a what? How the heck did that happen? Blame Otis

03-17-2016, 01:00 PM	#24581
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Originally posted by robtcorl Corned beef and cabbage lunch. I am stuffed! +1. Corned beef has a rep here as 'old people's food' but I love the stuff!

03-17-2016, 01:01 PM	#24582
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Or ... maybe this one ... I suspect this is some sort of a trap(per).

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03-17-2016, 01:01 PM	#24583
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by robtcorl Corned beef and cabbage lunch. That's supper for us tonight.

03-17-2016, 01:12 PM	#24584
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Parallax That's supper for us tonight. No lutefisk?

03-17-2016, 01:14 PM	#24585
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,405	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I just go out the back door, over by the trees along the riverbank. Lemon tree. I water the lemon tree. I get told off by my wife when I water other people's lemon trees, but she does not complain if I water our one. Interesting.