why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

robtcorl · 03-31-2016, 02:43 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by THoog

Remember, this is The Internet. The place where not liking something (say, Sony cameras or bacon) is the same as hating it!

And don't forget hociR.

"If Ricoh puts their name in front of the camera I feel it will throw them back to the dark ages"
pentaxdude

Rupert · 03-31-2016, 02:46 PM

Bert is a nice guy, but this is not good for his profile.....can anyone offer a way he can overcome this gross deficiency and regain our respect for his judgment?
It's just sad that such a nice young man, in the prime of his youth may forever be scarred with this hideous revelation hanging over him.

I asked Otis if Bert would be willing to use the Otis Association Seal in his signature for 6 months minimum, would it be enough? Otis said ......"Hell no! I don't want no bacon hater using my seal!"

Any ideas out there?

bertwert · 03-31-2016, 02:50 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

"Hell no! I don't want no bacon hater using my seal!"

*evil grin*
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Parallax · 03-31-2016, 02:50 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

Any ideas out there?

I see only one way he can legitimize not eating bacon; but I doubt he's willing to convert.

**THoog** · 03-31-2016, 03:32 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

I see only one way he can legitimize not eating bacon; but I doubt he's willing to convert.

To Sony? While that would justify any number of weird behaviors, I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Not even a Bacon hater.

Mmmmm, Baconator.

robtcorl · 03-31-2016, 03:49 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by THoog

Baconator

**THoog** · 03-31-2016, 03:55 PM

I'll admit - I've been Baconated® more times than I care to admit, and while they are never as pretty as the picture, they are unhealthily tasty...

**WPRESTO** · 03-31-2016, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

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Otis? Who is this Otis who you appreciate so much??

MarkJerling · 03-31-2016, 04:24 PM - **1 Like**

I was away from PF for about 3 pages of this thread, so I (almost) missed the sacrilege by Bert re bacon. One of you could have warned me not to scroll back. Some friends you are! Luckily, I was sitting down. I may need therapy. (Like a 500g pack of bacon) Oy vey.

Parallax · 03-31-2016, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Oy vey.

In deed!

**Ex Finn.** · 03-31-2016, 06:01 PM - **1 Like**

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q7_u5YQ0aQw&list=RDq7_u5YQ0aQw#t=0
Here, bertwerts new must watch video (Clockwork Orange style eyes forced open) and something he can fall asleep with listening to. His conversion to a Bacon-lover will be painless and all will be forgiven

bertwert · 03-31-2016, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q7_u5YQ0aQw&list=RDq7_u5YQ0aQw#t=0
Here, bertwerts new screensaver and something he can fall asleep with listening to. His conversion to a Bacon-lover will be painless and all will be forgiven

No thanks!

**Ex Finn.** · 03-31-2016, 06:11 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

No thanks!

But you did look... there is still hope for you

bertwert · 03-31-2016, 06:36 PM

Well, I prefer bacon to liver...
Had liver and onions for the first time, decided bacon wasn't so bad...

normhead · 03-31-2016, 06:47 PM

I have bacon a few times year on canoe trips or sometimes over at the gas station restaurant the morning of. . You have to do a pile of work to work off that stuff. It's good 3 times a year, a nice change of pace.

03-31-2016, 04:22 PM	#25043
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03-31-2016, 06:01 PM - 1 Like	#25046
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	http://youtube.com/watch?v=q7_u5YQ0aQw&list=RDq7_u5YQ0aQw#t=0 Here, bertwerts new must watch video (Clockwork Orange style eyes forced open) and something he can fall asleep with listening to. His conversion to a Bacon-lover will be painless and all will be forgiven Last edited by Ex Finn.; 03-31-2016 at 06:08 PM.

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03-31-2016, 02:43 PM - 1 Like	#25036
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by THoog Remember, this is The Internet. The place where not liking something (say, Sony cameras or bacon) is the same as hating it! And don't forget hociR. "If Ricoh puts their name in front of the camera I feel it will throw them back to the dark ages" pentaxdude

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Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Bert is a nice guy, but this is not good for his profile.....can anyone offer a way he can overcome this gross deficiency and regain our respect for his judgment? It's just sad that such a nice young man, in the prime of his youth may forever be scarred with this hideous revelation hanging over him. I asked Otis if Bert would be willing to use the Otis Association Seal in his signature for 6 months minimum, would it be enough? Otis said ......"Hell no! I don't want no bacon hater using my seal!" Any ideas out there?

03-31-2016, 02:50 PM	#25038
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Originally posted by Rupert "Hell no! I don't want no bacon hater using my seal!" evil grin

03-31-2016, 02:50 PM	#25039
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by Rupert Any ideas out there? I see only one way he can legitimize not eating bacon; but I doubt he's willing to convert.

03-31-2016, 03:32 PM - 1 Like	#25040
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Parallax I see only one way he can legitimize not eating bacon; but I doubt he's willing to convert. To Sony? While that would justify any number of weird behaviors, I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Not even a Bacon hater. Mmmmm, Baconator.

03-31-2016, 03:49 PM - 1 Like	#25041
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by THoog Baconator

03-31-2016, 03:55 PM	#25042
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	I'll admit - I've been Baconated® more times than I care to admit, and while they are never as pretty as the picture, they are unhealthily tasty...

03-31-2016, 04:24 PM - 1 Like	#25044
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,408	I was away from PF for about 3 pages of this thread, so I (almost) missed the sacrilege by Bert re bacon. One of you could have warned me not to scroll back. Some friends you are! Luckily, I was sitting down. I may need therapy. (Like a 500g pack of bacon) Oy vey.

03-31-2016, 04:29 PM	#25045
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by MarkJerling Oy vey. In deed!

03-31-2016, 06:04 PM	#25047
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Originally posted by Ex Finn. http://youtube.com/watch?v=q7_u5YQ0aQw&list=RDq7_u5YQ0aQw#t=0 Here, bertwerts new screensaver and something he can fall asleep with listening to. His conversion to a Bacon-lover will be painless and all will be forgiven No thanks!

03-31-2016, 06:11 PM - 1 Like	#25048
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by bertwert No thanks! But you did look... there is still hope for you

03-31-2016, 06:36 PM	#25049
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Well, I prefer bacon to liver... Had liver and onions for the first time, decided bacon wasn't so bad...

03-31-2016, 06:47 PM	#25050
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	I have bacon a few times year on canoe trips or sometimes over at the gas station restaurant the morning of. . You have to do a pile of work to work off that stuff. It's good 3 times a year, a nice change of pace.