why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

bertwert · 04-05-2016, 07:26 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Congratulations to Mark Jerling on his new position as Moderato

Oh yes, I didn't see that. Congrats Mark! Do you know who the other new moderators are?

Rupert · 04-05-2016, 07:35 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Here's a simple wing recipe:

I feel a Wing Day coming on here!

---------- Post added 04-05-16 at 09:37 AM ----------

Originally posted by bertwert

Do you know who the other new moderators are?

I haven't seen the list yet...where is it posted? All I can tell you Bert is that there are no Rupert Types on it....and for sure no squirrels!

Parallax · 04-05-2016, 08:00 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Congratulations to Mark Jerling on his new position as Moderator!

You're not going to congratulate Racer and BigMackCam too?

robtcorl · 04-05-2016, 08:30 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

You're not going to congratulate Racer and BigMackCam too?

Congrats to both of them too!

I see Racer is a Guidance Counselor.
Is he to help counsel "Rupert Types"?

**THoog** · 04-05-2016, 08:33 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Is he to help counsel "Rupert Types"?

I hope not - Racer's already got one full-time job!

FantasticMrFox · 04-05-2016, 08:38 AM

Oh my, many members of this thread are climbing up the career ladder. With that sort of power accumulation, maybe we should hedge some sort of evil plan to slowly and secretly take control of the forum. You know, get the illustrious members of this fine thread in positions of power, then pull all the strings in the back.

Racer X 69 · 04-05-2016, 09:03 AM

Move along people, nothing to see here.

Racer X 69 · 04-05-2016, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

You don't even have to be weak to have Wing Weakness!

We buy wings and Mrs Rupert makes Teriyaki Wings......I could eat a hundred of them, so delicious!

Ever made those Racer?

Oh yeah!

Rupert · 04-05-2016, 09:30 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

You're not going to congratulate Racer and BigMackCam too?

I didn't see that!

Congratulations to two really good guys!

I guess you will both be wanting some BBQ soon?

Racer, can I schedule a private session, Mrs Rupert is on my case lately and I feel the need for some professional guidance. I bought her the most beautiful orchid last week and she set it out for just an hour to get some fresh spring air and a little light. When she went to bring it in, a squirrel had eaten all the bloom. My immediate concern was that it might be highly toxic and kill the little fellow...which did not go over well at all. This seemed perfectly logical to me.....as a guidance counselor, do you think I was wrong?

Regards!

RoxnDox · 04-05-2016, 10:12 AM - **1 Like**

Congrats to all the new Cat-Herder MoOdEr8TrZ, surely Tokyo is saved now! Unless, of course, it's buried under a gigantic pile of bacon, lutefisk, iqunaaq (?), and crazed attack Skwerlz....

Jim

Racer X 69 · 04-05-2016, 10:22 AM

Originally posted by RoxnDox

Congrats to all the new Cat-Herder MoOdEr8TrZ, surely Tokyo is saved now! Unless, of course, it's buried under a gigantic pile of bacon, lutefisk, iqunaaq (?), and crazed attack Skwerlz....

Jim

It may be too late for Tokyo.

Racer X 69 · 04-05-2016, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Racer, can I schedule a private session, Mrs Rupert is on my case lately and I feel the need for some professional guidance.

Sure.

My rate is $1750/hr.

No checks or credit cards, and I do not accept any insurance.

Cash only.

Originally posted by Rupert

.....as a guidance counselor, do you think I was wrong?

When it comes to our women we are always wrong.

Even when we are right.

FantasticMrFox · 04-05-2016, 10:33 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

When it comes to our women we are always wrong.

Not always ...

dansamy · 04-05-2016, 10:37 AM

Bah! I wish the mobile version had an easier way to do smilies!

Rupert · 04-05-2016, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

It may be too late for Tokyo.

You are worried about Tokyo when I just cried out for help and you ignored me? What kind of guidance is that?

Regarding Hot Wings....The best I have ever eaten, and I've eaten a lot, were at a place in Nacadoches where they used a big pressure cooker. The meat just fell off the bone and was so delicious. Little Caesars started selling wings a while back and they were too tough to eat.....a tough wing is criminal, and should be prosecuted.

Regards!

---------- Post added 04-05-16 at 12:56 PM ----------

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

Not always ...

A panel of 9 women judges overturned that judgment and awarded the wife everything the man owned or would ever own.

04-05-2016, 10:33 AM - 3 Likes	#25213
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by Racer X 69 When it comes to our women we are always wrong. Not always ... Attached Images

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04-05-2016, 07:26 AM	#25201
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Originally posted by Rupert Congratulations to Mark Jerling on his new position as Moderato Oh yes, I didn't see that. Congrats Mark! Do you know who the other new moderators are?

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Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl Here's a simple wing recipe: I feel a Wing Day coming on here! ---------- Post added 04-05-16 at 09:37 AM ---------- Originally posted by bertwert Do you know who the other new moderators are? I haven't seen the list yet...where is it posted? All I can tell you Bert is that there are no Rupert Types on it....and for sure no squirrels!

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Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by Rupert Congratulations to Mark Jerling on his new position as Moderator! You're not going to congratulate Racer and BigMackCam too?

04-05-2016, 08:30 AM - 1 Like	#25204
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Parallax You're not going to congratulate Racer and BigMackCam too? Congrats to both of them too! I see Racer is a Guidance Counselor. Is he to help counsel "Rupert Types"?

04-05-2016, 08:33 AM - 2 Likes	#25205
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by robtcorl Is he to help counsel "Rupert Types"? I hope not - Racer's already got one full-time job!

04-05-2016, 08:38 AM	#25206
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Oh my, many members of this thread are climbing up the career ladder. With that sort of power accumulation, maybe we should hedge some sort of evil plan to slowly and secretly take control of the forum. You know, get the illustrious members of this fine thread in positions of power, then pull all the strings in the back.

04-05-2016, 09:03 AM	#25207
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Move along people, nothing to see here.

04-05-2016, 09:06 AM	#25208
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Rupert You don't even have to be weak to have Wing Weakness! We buy wings and Mrs Rupert makes Teriyaki Wings......I could eat a hundred of them, so delicious! Ever made those Racer? Oh yeah!

04-05-2016, 09:30 AM - 1 Like	#25209
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Parallax You're not going to congratulate Racer and BigMackCam too? I didn't see that! Congratulations to two really good guys! I guess you will both be wanting some BBQ soon? Racer, can I schedule a private session, Mrs Rupert is on my case lately and I feel the need for some professional guidance. I bought her the most beautiful orchid last week and she set it out for just an hour to get some fresh spring air and a little light. When she went to bring it in, a squirrel had eaten all the bloom. My immediate concern was that it might be highly toxic and kill the little fellow...which did not go over well at all. This seemed perfectly logical to me.....as a guidance counselor, do you think I was wrong? Regards!

04-05-2016, 10:12 AM - 1 Like	#25210
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Congrats to all the new Cat-Herder MoOdEr8TrZ, surely Tokyo is saved now! Unless, of course, it's buried under a gigantic pile of bacon, lutefisk, iqunaaq (?), and crazed attack Skwerlz.... Jim

04-05-2016, 10:22 AM	#25211
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by RoxnDox Congrats to all the new Cat-Herder MoOdEr8TrZ, surely Tokyo is saved now! Unless, of course, it's buried under a gigantic pile of bacon, lutefisk, iqunaaq (?), and crazed attack Skwerlz.... Jim It may be too late for Tokyo.

04-05-2016, 10:25 AM	#25212
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Rupert Racer, can I schedule a private session, Mrs Rupert is on my case lately and I feel the need for some professional guidance. Sure. My rate is $1750/hr. No checks or credit cards, and I do not accept any insurance. Cash only. Originally posted by Rupert .....as a guidance counselor, do you think I was wrong? When it comes to our women we are always wrong. Even when we are right.

04-05-2016, 10:37 AM	#25214
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Bah! I wish the mobile version had an easier way to do smilies!

04-05-2016, 10:54 AM	#25215
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Racer X 69 It may be too late for Tokyo. You are worried about Tokyo when I just cried out for help and you ignored me? What kind of guidance is that? Regarding Hot Wings....The best I have ever eaten, and I've eaten a lot, were at a place in Nacadoches where they used a big pressure cooker. The meat just fell off the bone and was so delicious. Little Caesars started selling wings a while back and they were too tough to eat.....a tough wing is criminal, and should be prosecuted. Regards! ---------- Post added 04-05-16 at 12:56 PM ---------- Originally posted by FantasticMrFox Not always ... A panel of 9 women judges overturned that judgment and awarded the wife everything the man owned or would ever own.