why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**savoche** · 04-07-2016, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Guess y'all wouldn't like koolickles then either.

bertwert · 04-07-2016, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Kids are a lot like squirrels, they will eat most anything

I won't eat bacon...

**savoche** · 04-07-2016, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by bertwert

I won't eat bacon...

Not eating bacon gives you bad karma. Before you know it something bad will happen to you - like your K-50 braking

Oh.

Right.

Told you so.

Rupert · 04-07-2016, 11:55 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

I won't eat bacon...

It is not possible to get a good woman if you don't like bacon. It was the first thing Mrs Rupert ever asked me....."Do you like bacon?" I pulled out a two pound package from my suit jacket pocket and it was love at first sight! We sizzled all night!

robtcorl · 04-07-2016, 12:54 PM - **1 Like**

Wonder if Bert would like these no bacon or ham potato chips, I sure do!

bertwert · 04-07-2016, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Wonder if Bert would like these no bacon or ham potato chips, I sure do!

No, only crisp flavour I like is plain old salted.

sherrvonne · 04-07-2016, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

No, only crisp flavour I like is plain old salted.

That's the only kind I can have.... Potatoes or Corn, Salt, Oil. No msg's and the like. But I like em that way.

**clackers** · 04-07-2016, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by sherrvonne

That's the only kind I can have.... Potatoes or Corn, Salt, Oil. No msg's and the like. But I like em that way.

I've never met a crisp/chip flavour I didn't like, Shervonne.

You should try the new lo-fat Lutefisk and Vegemite ones ... divine! 😀

bertwert · 04-07-2016, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by clackers

You should try the new lo-fat Lutefisk and Vegemite ones ,,, divine! ��

.....

MarkJerling · 04-07-2016, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

I won't eat bacon...

Don't start that again!

stevebrot · 04-07-2016, 02:11 PM

I just paged through the last 20 or so posts and am feeling my lunch start to rise. Surely the hociR has a hand in these things.

Steve

bertwert · 04-07-2016, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Don't start that again!

Ok, you can delete that post, you are a mod...

Actually I will eat bacon and ham; I'll eat anything, but I might not enjoy it.

MarkJerling · 04-07-2016, 02:14 PM

I think I'm too new at this to start abusing my powers just yet! Unless, of course, you'd really like me to delete it, then it can certainly be done!

MarkJerling · 04-07-2016, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

... I'll eat anything, but I might not enjoy it.

Ah - yes, there is that. I'm not overly fond of peas or brussels sprouts or beetroot. I have no reason - just that we got those way too often (as in nearly every day) in the army and now I prefer to avoid them.
The only thing I do avoid completely is cows milk. That one due to a childhood lactose intolerance issue. Other dairy products are OK, I even like cream - but not milk.

bertwert · 04-07-2016, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Ah - yes, there is that

Got it from Cadets.
MREs aren't really gourmet meals so to speak..

04-07-2016, 02:07 PM	#25283
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Originally posted by sherrvonne That's the only kind I can have.... Potatoes or Corn, Salt, Oil. No msg's and the like. But I like em that way. I've never met a crisp/chip flavour I didn't like, Shervonne. You should try the new lo-fat Lutefisk and Vegemite ones ... divine! 😀 Last edited by clackers; 04-07-2016 at 02:29 PM.

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04-07-2016, 10:20 AM	#25276
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl Guess y'all wouldn't like koolickles then either.

04-07-2016, 10:57 AM	#25277
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Originally posted by Rupert Kids are a lot like squirrels, they will eat most anything I won't eat bacon...

04-07-2016, 11:09 AM	#25278
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by bertwert I won't eat bacon... Not eating bacon gives you bad karma. Before you know it something bad will happen to you - like your K-50 braking Oh. Right. Told you so.

04-07-2016, 11:55 AM - 1 Like	#25279
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by bertwert I won't eat bacon... It is not possible to get a good woman if you don't like bacon. It was the first thing Mrs Rupert ever asked me....."Do you like bacon?" I pulled out a two pound package from my suit jacket pocket and it was love at first sight! We sizzled all night!

04-07-2016, 12:54 PM - 1 Like	#25280
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Wonder if Bert would like these no bacon or ham potato chips, I sure do!

04-07-2016, 01:10 PM	#25281
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Originally posted by robtcorl Wonder if Bert would like these no bacon or ham potato chips, I sure do! No, only crisp flavour I like is plain old salted.

04-07-2016, 01:30 PM	#25282
sherrvonne Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,975	Originally posted by bertwert No, only crisp flavour I like is plain old salted. That's the only kind I can have.... Potatoes or Corn, Salt, Oil. No msg's and the like. But I like em that way.

04-07-2016, 02:10 PM	#25284
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Originally posted by clackers You should try the new lo-fat Lutefisk and Vegemite ones ,,, divine! �� .....

04-07-2016, 02:10 PM	#25285
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,408	Originally posted by bertwert I won't eat bacon... Don't start that again!

04-07-2016, 02:11 PM	#25286
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	I just paged through the last 20 or so posts and am feeling my lunch start to rise. Surely the hociR has a hand in these things. Steve

04-07-2016, 02:11 PM	#25287
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Originally posted by MarkJerling Don't start that again! Ok, you can delete that post, you are a mod... Actually I will eat bacon and ham; I'll eat anything, but I might not enjoy it.

04-07-2016, 02:14 PM	#25288
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,408	I think I'm too new at this to start abusing my powers just yet! Unless, of course, you'd really like me to delete it, then it can certainly be done!

04-07-2016, 02:19 PM	#25289
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,408	Originally posted by bertwert ... I'll eat anything, but I might not enjoy it. Ah - yes, there is that. I'm not overly fond of peas or brussels sprouts or beetroot. I have no reason - just that we got those way too often (as in nearly every day) in the army and now I prefer to avoid them. The only thing I do avoid completely is cows milk. That one due to a childhood lactose intolerance issue. Other dairy products are OK, I even like cream - but not milk.

04-07-2016, 02:26 PM	#25290
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Originally posted by MarkJerling Ah - yes, there is that Got it from Cadets. MREs aren't really gourmet meals so to speak..