[RoxnDox]

At dawn?! Fiddlesticks! Af'er a fine night of eatin' bacon an' six packin' malt thar's no way I'll git up at dawn! Fry mah hide!

Well, fine. Actually, I'm with ya on that....

[Rupert]

Killing people is generally considered a form of exclusion.

Let me be clear, that was not my idea, it came from Otis. I might be in for force feeding bacon to Bert, or even make him spend hours in a room full of naked girls, but shooting him is not my idea of exclusion. I don't want Bert to think I'm uncivilized.

[RoxnDox]

I did.

Much work-safer, but much less interesting too....

[THoog]

Let me be clear, that was not my idea, it came from Otis.

Otis needs to eat more bacon. When you have bacon in your heart, you don't worry what bacon haters think or say. (You may have other things to worry about, like your heart.)

[Rupert]

Otis needs to eat more bacon.

Otis just informed me that he will join forces with Bert and hate bacon if it means being locked in a room for hours with naked girls. So I guess bacon loyalty does have its limitations?

[bertwert]

might be in for force feeding bacon to Bert

As I said before, I'll eat bacon but I might not enjoy it...

make him spend hours in a room full of naked girls

Still confused as to what this has got to do with bacon...

[Rupert]

Still confused as to what this has got to do with bacon...

RacerX is checking it out...he'll let us know his findings later. Maybe it has do with body painting or something....I get confused with my own posts.....

[MarkJerling]

As I said before, I'll eat bacon but I might not enjoy it...
Still confused as to what this has got to do with bacon...

Bert, I'll explain. Rupert is rambling a bit. (Too much bacon curing smoke)

Eating bacon makes you feel great in the morning. This feeling of slight lightheadedness (a bit like falling in love) is due to your arteries constricting from all that lovely bacon fat. When you feel great in the morning, you leave the house with a spring in your step and you're more likely to chat up that lovely girl at the coffee shop. (Bad for us married guys - which once again proves bacon can be hazardous to your health) But I digress. Anyway, with your manly vigour thus restored, you feel on top of the world and then, being locked in a room with some girls sounds like a fabulous idea. Or something like that. Mrs Jerling says "In your dreams!"

[Rupert]

Bert, I'll explain. Rupert is rambling a bit.

Yeah, that could well be what I meant. Like Otis, once I got to the room full of naked girls I forgot everything else.

[Racer X 69]

RacerX is checking it out...he'll let us know his findings later. Maybe it has do with body painting or something....I get confused with my own posts.....

Just show me to the room full of nekkid women.

And remember to include a plate of freshly cooked bacon.

[MarkJerling]

Apart from the girls, there are few things as satisfying as a bacon and cheese toasted sandwich.

[MarkJerling]

Or maybe bacon and cheese and banana.

[MarkJerling]

Or quite possibly bacon and avocado.

[Racer X 69]

Or maybe bacon and cheese and banana.

Now you're starting to sound like Dale Earnhardt Jr and his mayonnaise and banana sammiches.

[Rupert]

Okra.....you can't forget fried okra!