why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Rupert · 05-13-2016, 07:44 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

My wife is a Master Gardener and I tried to get her to join in on the fun during World Naked Gardening Day, but she wouldn't bite.

There was a time....I'm a hiney guy...a nice firm well rounded hiney is the best feature of a woman to my eyes. Mrs Rupert always had the finest...A+++.

Nowadays, at almost age 70...not so much....even all that Zumba stuff can't move back the hands of time and gravity. But if you tell her I said this I'll have to have Otis eliminate you!

Just finished off a couple of Aldi big flaky biscuits (.99 cents a can of 5!) stuffed with Velveeta and Aldi pre-cooked bacon (2.99) and they were delicious washed down with some fresh Aldi milk (1.49 gallon). Hey Jim...it's worth the drive...stock up and it will save you enough to pay for your trip! Don't forget the Winking Owl...2.89 a bottle!

Their Velveeta knock-off is as good as Velveeta and half the price...same shelf life of 100 years too!

Being a Pro requires going out in the jungle and getting shots up close and personal, and you need energy from a good healthy meal like that.
It is dangerous out there, but if you are gonna be a Pro, you just do it.

He could have pounced on my face any second....

Jean Poitiers · 05-13-2016, 08:00 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Ah, but film is hipster, not pro...

I stand corrected ... I will just go sit in a corner now.

robtcorl · 05-13-2016, 08:12 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Just finished off a couple of Aldi big flaky biscuits

Heading to Aldi shortly, I'm out of tuna kits (I like them better than the chicken ones) and to pick up other necessities of life.

Rupert · 05-13-2016, 08:32 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Heading to Aldi shortly, I'm out of tuna kits (I like them better than the chicken ones) and to pick up other necessities of life.

Me too.

That's why I had the biscuits.....I ran out of the tuna/chicken salad kits. I think Mrs Rupert took them all to work with her. I'm gonna start hiding some spares in my office...they make a great fast breakfast!

I'm in there 2-3 times a week...know all the girls and love the shopping! I get VIP service and they hold back the salad kits for me when they get low...knowing I will buy them all. Same on that Winking Owl Shiraz......they keep a case in back just in case.

Regards & Happy shopping!

Racer X 69 · 05-13-2016, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Wait, if Rupert is a pro can I be a pro too?

I thought you already were a pro?

VoiceOfReason · 05-13-2016, 10:09 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I thought you already were a pro?

I'm currently a pro crastinator.

robtcorl · 05-13-2016, 10:33 AM - **1 Like**

Back from Aldi and all stocked up.
A lady gave me her cart on the way in and wouldn't take my two bits.
I was able to pay it forward upon leaving.

Are women everywhere wearing mostly leggings these days?
They sure are around here, for some it's hard to take your eyes off of them, and others make you want to gouge your eyes out.

Rupert · 05-13-2016, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Back from Aldi and all stocked up.
A lady gave me her cart on the way in and wouldn't take my two bits.
I was able to pay it forward upon leaving.

I haven't even left home yet

.....I too am a Pro crastinator. I always leave my quarter in the slot....lots of people don't have change on them and this helps at least someone...maybe?

Originally posted by robtcorl

Are women everywhere wearing mostly leggings these days?
They sure are around here, for some it's hard to take your eyes off of them, and others make you want to gouge your eyes out.

Yep...here too...though I can't comment too much, being a "Rupert Type" I need to stay away from the anatomy of women as much as possible. It highly offends little kiddies and warps their minds.

Regards!

Not this little kiddie...he is only a couple of months old and can already cuss like a sailor!

Racer X 69 · 05-13-2016, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Pictures ! ... it didn't happen if there no pictures.

Sorry.

This is a family friendly thread.

Racer X 69 · 05-13-2016, 11:01 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

I'm currently a pro crastinator.

I have always been a Pro crastinator.

I was born that way, it is a congenital defect.

I almost put off posting this reply until later.

.....

.........

But I needed to put off other more important stuff.

**savoche** · 05-13-2016, 11:02 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

I'm currently a pro crastinator.

I would have been president of the Procrastinate Now Movement - if I'd ever gotten around to found it...

Btw, I've been doing some casual Ingressing now, hacking portals in the vicinity when bored, creating a few links, and just flipped my first portal today. Still no more than halfway to level 3, though. Way too much I don't understand how works

Racer X 69 · 05-13-2016, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Are women everywhere wearing mostly leggings these days?
They sure are around here, for some it's hard to take your eyes off of them, and others make you want to gouge your eyes out.

I can relate.

Racer X 69 · 05-13-2016, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Btw, I've been doing some casual Ingressing now, hacking portals in the vicinity when bored, creating a few links, and just flipped my first portal today. Still no more than halfway to level 3, though. Way too much I don't understand how works

Hey, if you put it off long enough someone else will have already done it and posted a how to somewhere on the innerwebs.

**savoche** · 05-13-2016, 11:29 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Hey, if you put it off long enough someone else will have already done it and posted a how to somewhere on the innerwebs.

Yeah, I'll look it up tomorrow.

Maybe.

Racer X 69 · 05-13-2016, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Yeah, I'll look it up tomorrow.

Maybe.

That's the ticket!

05-13-2016, 10:43 AM	#26438
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl Back from Aldi and all stocked up. A lady gave me her cart on the way in and wouldn't take my two bits. I was able to pay it forward upon leaving. I haven't even left home yet.....I too am a Pro crastinator. I always leave my quarter in the slot....lots of people don't have change on them and this helps at least someone...maybe? Originally posted by robtcorl Are women everywhere wearing mostly leggings these days? They sure are around here, for some it's hard to take your eyes off of them, and others make you want to gouge your eyes out. Yep...here too...though I can't comment too much, being a "Rupert Type" I need to stay away from the anatomy of women as much as possible. It highly offends little kiddies and warps their minds. Regards! Not this little kiddie...he is only a couple of months old and can already cuss like a sailor!

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05-13-2016, 07:44 AM - 1 Like	#26431
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl My wife is a Master Gardener and I tried to get her to join in on the fun during World Naked Gardening Day, but she wouldn't bite. There was a time....I'm a hiney guy...a nice firm well rounded hiney is the best feature of a woman to my eyes. Mrs Rupert always had the finest...A+++. Nowadays, at almost age 70...not so much....even all that Zumba stuff can't move back the hands of time and gravity. But if you tell her I said this I'll have to have Otis eliminate you! Just finished off a couple of Aldi big flaky biscuits (.99 cents a can of 5!) stuffed with Velveeta and Aldi pre-cooked bacon (2.99) and they were delicious washed down with some fresh Aldi milk (1.49 gallon). Hey Jim...it's worth the drive...stock up and it will save you enough to pay for your trip! Don't forget the Winking Owl...2.89 a bottle! Their Velveeta knock-off is as good as Velveeta and half the price...same shelf life of 100 years too! Being a Pro requires going out in the jungle and getting shots up close and personal, and you need energy from a good healthy meal like that. It is dangerous out there, but if you are gonna be a Pro, you just do it. He could have pounced on my face any second....

05-13-2016, 08:00 AM	#26432
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by savoche Ah, but film is hipster, not pro... I stand corrected ... I will just go sit in a corner now.

05-13-2016, 08:12 AM	#26433
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert Just finished off a couple of Aldi big flaky biscuits Heading to Aldi shortly, I'm out of tuna kits (I like them better than the chicken ones) and to pick up other necessities of life.

05-13-2016, 08:32 AM	#26434
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl Heading to Aldi shortly, I'm out of tuna kits (I like them better than the chicken ones) and to pick up other necessities of life. Me too. That's why I had the biscuits.....I ran out of the tuna/chicken salad kits. I think Mrs Rupert took them all to work with her. I'm gonna start hiding some spares in my office...they make a great fast breakfast! I'm in there 2-3 times a week...know all the girls and love the shopping! I get VIP service and they hold back the salad kits for me when they get low...knowing I will buy them all. Same on that Winking Owl Shiraz......they keep a case in back just in case. Regards & Happy shopping!

05-13-2016, 09:29 AM	#26435
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Wait, if Rupert is a pro can I be a pro too? I thought you already were a pro?

05-13-2016, 10:09 AM - 1 Like	#26436
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I thought you already were a pro? I'm currently a pro crastinator.

05-13-2016, 10:33 AM - 1 Like	#26437
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Back from Aldi and all stocked up. A lady gave me her cart on the way in and wouldn't take my two bits. I was able to pay it forward upon leaving. Are women everywhere wearing mostly leggings these days? They sure are around here, for some it's hard to take your eyes off of them, and others make you want to gouge your eyes out.

05-13-2016, 10:58 AM	#26439
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Pictures ! ... it didn't happen if there no pictures. Sorry. This is a family friendly thread.

05-13-2016, 11:01 AM - 2 Likes	#26440
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason I'm currently a pro crastinator. I have always been a Pro crastinator. I was born that way, it is a congenital defect. I almost put off posting this reply until later. ..... ......... But I needed to put off other more important stuff.

05-13-2016, 11:02 AM - 1 Like	#26441
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason I'm currently a pro crastinator. I would have been president of the Procrastinate Now Movement - if I'd ever gotten around to found it... Btw, I've been doing some casual Ingressing now, hacking portals in the vicinity when bored, creating a few links, and just flipped my first portal today. Still no more than halfway to level 3, though. Way too much I don't understand how works

05-13-2016, 11:02 AM	#26442
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl Are women everywhere wearing mostly leggings these days? They sure are around here, for some it's hard to take your eyes off of them, and others make you want to gouge your eyes out. I can relate.

05-13-2016, 11:09 AM	#26443
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by savoche Btw, I've been doing some casual Ingressing now, hacking portals in the vicinity when bored, creating a few links, and just flipped my first portal today. Still no more than halfway to level 3, though. Way too much I don't understand how works Hey, if you put it off long enough someone else will have already done it and posted a how to somewhere on the innerwebs.

05-13-2016, 11:29 AM - 1 Like	#26444
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Hey, if you put it off long enough someone else will have already done it and posted a how to somewhere on the innerwebs. Yeah, I'll look it up tomorrow. Maybe.

05-13-2016, 11:35 AM	#26445
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by savoche Yeah, I'll look it up tomorrow. Maybe. That's the ticket!