why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 07-23-2016, 10:31 AM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

More Dumas ...

Ah yes, doo-maass wine from Walla Walla, Washington.

Racer X 69 · 07-23-2016, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Maybe send them all to DC?

Or Wellington.

Racer X 69 · 07-23-2016, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

The missing?

.....

How about Amy?

Racer X 69 · 07-23-2016, 10:49 AM

Originally posted by tim60

And there was news this week of an old lady who was accosted for an attempted robbery near a supermarket here. She fought off the assailant with a packet of bacon.

Where is Bert?

The young man needs to take notice. Bacon is not just for breakfast.

It does have other valid uses.

Are you paying attention Bert?

Racer X 69 · 07-23-2016, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Back on topic??

Originally posted by rod_grant

Bob, POST OF THE WEEK.

Originally posted by Rupert

Amen!

More like post of the century.

The kind of stuff that makes this the Greatest Thread Ever.

**savoche** · 07-23-2016, 10:53 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Hunt and peck.

Or just come out with half-words and half-sentences?

Umm, I'm pretty certain there are those here (or mostly in the FUD&ill-humor section) who write with their buttocks - or rather with one of them...

Rupert · 07-23-2016, 11:00 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Hunt and peck.

You know, I still have a typewriter and can type around 80 wpm on it, even though I seldom use it. Got an A+ in high school typing. On my computer keyboard I don't type the same way, I just hunt and peck....so I guess that makes me a ...pecker?

tim60 · 07-23-2016, 11:56 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Or Wellington.

Why do you think they would want them?

---------- Post added 07-24-16 at 05:37 AM ----------

Today was summer here. Quite hot, and humid. Avoided the sun as much as possible.

Rupert · 07-23-2016, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by tim60

Today was summer here. Quite hot, and humid. Avoided the sun as much as possible.

Was it over 100F like it is here...with 60% humidity? It is murder out there today.

Squirrels are taking it easy while waiting for the beer truck to arrive...

"What do you mean the beer truck had a flat tire and will be an hour late???"

originalwinger · 07-23-2016, 01:48 PM - **1 Like**

I've never posted here before but did someone mention beer the kind that comes in a tall glass, amber coloured, moisture rolling down the sides, yes it's hot here too, 30 with a humidex of 34 C (Canada ah ! ) and sadly no beer truck delivery.

Rupert · 07-23-2016, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by originalwinger

I've never posted here before but did someone mention beer the kind that comes in a tall glass, amber coloured, moisture rolling down the sides, yes it's hot here too, 30 with a humidex of 34 C (Canada ah ! ) and sad

Seems beer is a powerful attracting agent.....it drew you here.

So...before we go any further and welcome you to our most important of all threads at PF......how come all our bacon posts have failed to attract you?.....we need to know that.....we already have one bacon hating Canadian here and don't want to be infiltrated and overrun by bacon haters that seek to destroy our #1 love....well, beer is a close 2nd......and on hot days our 1st!

...while you are replying...how do you feel about Velveeta? Just wondering........

Regards!

robtcorl · 07-23-2016, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

while you are replying...how do you feel about Velveeta

and about mama,
Or Boeing planes,
Or big trucks,
Or lutefisk,
Or getting' drunk on cheap French wine?

MarkJerling · 07-23-2016, 03:55 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Today's jet engines still have them, but they are an internal design and somewhat quieter.

Indeed. I forgot about those external ones. Thanks for the diagram.

Racer X 69 · 07-23-2016, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by originalwinger

I've never posted here before but did someone mention beer the kind that comes in a tall glass, amber coloured, moisture rolling down the sides, yes it's hot here too, 30 with a humidex of 34 C (Canada ah ! ) and sadly no beer truck delivery.

Here, you can have some of mine.

MarkJerling · 07-23-2016, 03:58 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Or Wellington.

Hell no. We have enough of them!

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07-23-2016, 10:31 AM	#28081
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers More Dumas ... Ah yes, doo-maass wine from Walla Walla, Washington.

07-23-2016, 10:45 AM	#28082
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by MarkJerling Maybe send them all to DC? Or Wellington.

07-23-2016, 10:46 AM	#28083
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Rupert The missing? ..... How about Amy?

07-23-2016, 10:49 AM	#28084
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by tim60 And there was news this week of an old lady who was accosted for an attempted robbery near a supermarket here. She fought off the assailant with a packet of bacon. Where is Bert? The young man needs to take notice. Bacon is not just for breakfast. It does have other valid uses. Are you paying attention Bert?

07-23-2016, 10:50 AM	#28085
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by robtcorl Back on topic?? Originally posted by rod_grant Bob, POST OF THE WEEK. Originally posted by Rupert Amen! More like post of the century. The kind of stuff that makes this the Greatest Thread Ever.

07-23-2016, 10:53 AM - 1 Like	#28086
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Hunt and peck. Or just come out with half-words and half-sentences? Umm, I'm pretty certain there are those here (or mostly in the FUD&ill-humor section) who write with their buttocks - or rather with one of them...

07-23-2016, 11:00 AM - 1 Like	#28087
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Hunt and peck. You know, I still have a typewriter and can type around 80 wpm on it, even though I seldom use it. Got an A+ in high school typing. On my computer keyboard I don't type the same way, I just hunt and peck....so I guess that makes me a ...pecker?

07-23-2016, 11:56 AM	#28088
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,755	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Or Wellington. Why do you think they would want them? ---------- Post added 07-24-16 at 05:37 AM ---------- Today was summer here. Quite hot, and humid. Avoided the sun as much as possible.

07-23-2016, 01:03 PM	#28089
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by tim60 Today was summer here. Quite hot, and humid. Avoided the sun as much as possible. Was it over 100F like it is here...with 60% humidity? It is murder out there today. Squirrels are taking it easy while waiting for the beer truck to arrive... "What do you mean the beer truck had a flat tire and will be an hour late???"

07-23-2016, 01:48 PM - 1 Like	#28090
originalwinger Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Oro Station, Ont. Canada Posts: 169	I've never posted here before but did someone mention beer the kind that comes in a tall glass, amber coloured, moisture rolling down the sides, yes it's hot here too, 30 with a humidex of 34 C (Canada ah ! ) and sadly no beer truck delivery.

07-23-2016, 02:47 PM	#28091
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by originalwinger I've never posted here before but did someone mention beer the kind that comes in a tall glass, amber coloured, moisture rolling down the sides, yes it's hot here too, 30 with a humidex of 34 C (Canada ah ! ) and sad Seems beer is a powerful attracting agent.....it drew you here. So...before we go any further and welcome you to our most important of all threads at PF......how come all our bacon posts have failed to attract you?.....we need to know that.....we already have one bacon hating Canadian here and don't want to be infiltrated and overrun by bacon haters that seek to destroy our #1 love....well, beer is a close 2nd......and on hot days our 1st! ...while you are replying...how do you feel about Velveeta? Just wondering........ Regards!

07-23-2016, 03:54 PM	#28092
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert while you are replying...how do you feel about Velveeta and about mama, Or Boeing planes, Or big trucks, Or lutefisk, Or getting' drunk on cheap French wine?

07-23-2016, 03:55 PM	#28093
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,408	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Today's jet engines still have them, but they are an internal design and somewhat quieter. Indeed. I forgot about those external ones. Thanks for the diagram.

07-23-2016, 03:57 PM	#28094
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by originalwinger I've never posted here before but did someone mention beer the kind that comes in a tall glass, amber coloured, moisture rolling down the sides, yes it's hot here too, 30 with a humidex of 34 C (Canada ah ! ) and sadly no beer truck delivery. Here, you can have some of mine.

07-23-2016, 03:58 PM - 1 Like	#28095
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,408	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Or Wellington. Hell no. We have enough of them!