why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Parallax · 07-30-2016, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

I think someone is threatening to send me a lutefish....

Nope. No lutefisk. I wouldn't do that to anyone.
Not even you.

Rupert · 07-30-2016, 11:49 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

I wouldn't do that to anyone.
Not even you.

That sounds like you are insinuating that I might be more deserving of that vile stuff than others?

Hey, don't blame me if that popcorn scorches your vocal cords and fries your intestinal lining!

Racer X 69 · 07-30-2016, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

That sounds like you are insinuating that I might be more deserving of that vile stuff than others?

Well you have never been to Hooters.

Rupert · 07-30-2016, 12:32 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Well you have never been to Hooters.

A Rupert Type in Hooters may not be such a good idea Racer. I stopped off at a topless joint once to pick up a buddy that had a dead car battery and needed some help......to this day Mrs Rupert drills me about what went on there....heck I only went in to let him know I was there. It wasn't my fault that it was so dark I couldn't find my way out for an hour.

Parallax · 07-30-2016, 01:45 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Rupert

t wasn't my fault that it was so dark I couldn't find my way out for an hour.

Ya, I hate when that happens.
Well, I mean I'm sure I would hate it if it ever happened.

MarkJerling · 07-30-2016, 03:24 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Rupert

I stopped off at a topless joint once to pick up a buddy that had a dead car battery and needed some help...(

That's the best you could come up with???

**Ex Finn.** · 07-30-2016, 03:29 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Forget about Surströmming, it's bacontime boys and girls!

The tomato was fresh from my garden.

Sweet!
Just came home from the store with this...

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**Ex Finn.** · 07-30-2016, 03:35 PM

Just had a taste... It`s really good, with real bacon-bits in it!

Racer X 69 · 07-30-2016, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

A Rupert Type in Hooters may not be such a good idea Racer. I stopped off at a topless joint once to pick up a buddy that had a dead car battery and needed some help......to this day Mrs Rupert drills me about what went on there....heck I only went in to let him know I was there. It wasn't my fault that it was so dark I couldn't find my way out for an hour.

I only go to Hooters for the wings.

And a beer.

Anything else is just icing on the cake.

Fringe benefits, you know.

Besides, I'm old enough to be grandpa to just about everyone who works there.

Rupert · 07-30-2016, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

That's the best you could come up with???

No...I could have said my buddy called me and said "Jim, you have to see the hooters in this place, they are unbelievable".......but I didn't.

Racer X 69 · 07-30-2016, 05:59 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

No...I could have said my buddy called me and said "Jim, you have to see the hooters in this place, they are unbelievable".......but I didn't.

But it was the truth.

The truth shall set you free.

Rupert · 07-30-2016, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

The truth shall set you free.

You know better than that Racer! It will buy a new Mercedes for a divorce lawyer!

Racer X 69 · 07-30-2016, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

You know better than that Racer! It will buy a new Mercedes for a divorce lawyer!

Divorce = freedom.

Rupert · 07-30-2016, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Divorce = freedom.

......and the truth can = gunshot to the area of offense.

Rupert · 07-31-2016, 06:57 AM

I am going to work on my new August theme....a kinder, gentler, Rupert Type. Otis says the odds make for an opportunity for him to get richer....

With this heat and awesome bad humidity, it's going to be a struggle. I think I am already on some kind of probation until the end of August, so Otis is going to push me as hard as he can to fail. We plan on a little vacation when the TT gets out of the shop, so maybe I will be banned during that time away and it won't matter much? Wow....Otis already has me thinking in the wrong direction....

I should be thinking positive thoughts.......Hooters..Hooters..Hooters....

...I bet their burgers are wonderful and the beer icy cold!

07-31-2016, 06:57 AM	#28230
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	I am going to work on my new August theme....a kinder, gentler, Rupert Type. Otis says the odds make for an opportunity for him to get richer.... With this heat and awesome bad humidity, it's going to be a struggle. I think I am already on some kind of probation until the end of August, so Otis is going to push me as hard as he can to fail. We plan on a little vacation when the TT gets out of the shop, so maybe I will be banned during that time away and it won't matter much? Wow....Otis already has me thinking in the wrong direction.... I should be thinking positive thoughts.......Hooters..Hooters..Hooters.......I bet their burgers are wonderful and the beer icy cold!

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07-30-2016, 11:41 AM	#28216
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Rupert I think someone is threatening to send me a lutefish.... Nope. No lutefisk. I wouldn't do that to anyone. Not even you.

07-30-2016, 11:49 AM	#28217
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Parallax I wouldn't do that to anyone. Not even you. That sounds like you are insinuating that I might be more deserving of that vile stuff than others? Hey, don't blame me if that popcorn scorches your vocal cords and fries your intestinal lining!

07-30-2016, 12:18 PM	#28218
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by Rupert That sounds like you are insinuating that I might be more deserving of that vile stuff than others? Well you have never been to Hooters.

07-30-2016, 12:32 PM - 1 Like	#28219
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Well you have never been to Hooters. A Rupert Type in Hooters may not be such a good idea Racer. I stopped off at a topless joint once to pick up a buddy that had a dead car battery and needed some help......to this day Mrs Rupert drills me about what went on there....heck I only went in to let him know I was there. It wasn't my fault that it was so dark I couldn't find my way out for an hour.

07-30-2016, 01:45 PM - 2 Likes	#28220
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Rupert t wasn't my fault that it was so dark I couldn't find my way out for an hour. Ya, I hate when that happens. Well, I mean I'm sure I would hate it if it ever happened.

07-30-2016, 03:24 PM - 2 Likes	#28221
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,402	Originally posted by Rupert I stopped off at a topless joint once to pick up a buddy that had a dead car battery and needed some help...( That's the best you could come up with???

07-30-2016, 03:35 PM	#28223
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Just had a taste... It`s really good, with real bacon-bits in it!

07-30-2016, 05:28 PM	#28224
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by Rupert A Rupert Type in Hooters may not be such a good idea Racer. I stopped off at a topless joint once to pick up a buddy that had a dead car battery and needed some help......to this day Mrs Rupert drills me about what went on there....heck I only went in to let him know I was there. It wasn't my fault that it was so dark I couldn't find my way out for an hour. I only go to Hooters for the wings. And a beer. Anything else is just icing on the cake. Fringe benefits, you know. Besides, I'm old enough to be grandpa to just about everyone who works there.

07-30-2016, 05:33 PM	#28225
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by MarkJerling That's the best you could come up with??? No...I could have said my buddy called me and said "Jim, you have to see the hooters in this place, they are unbelievable".......but I didn't.

07-30-2016, 05:59 PM - 1 Like	#28226
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by Rupert No...I could have said my buddy called me and said "Jim, you have to see the hooters in this place, they are unbelievable".......but I didn't. But it was the truth. The truth shall set you free.

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07-30-2016, 06:22 PM	#28227
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Racer X 69 The truth shall set you free. You know better than that Racer! It will buy a new Mercedes for a divorce lawyer!

07-30-2016, 06:26 PM	#28228
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by Rupert You know better than that Racer! It will buy a new Mercedes for a divorce lawyer! Divorce = freedom.

07-30-2016, 06:33 PM	#28229
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Divorce = freedom. ......and the truth can = gunshot to the area of offense.