why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

MarkJerling · 09-03-2016, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

More exercise talk.....

And all this while you were running after girls in Aldis!

Rupert · 09-03-2016, 08:25 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

And all this while you were running after girls in Aldis!

We didn't do any running.....we walked real slow to the cheesecake cooler, and I took the long way. She was stunning!

Mrs Rupert would not approve...I am still supposed to avoid blondes.....I have a real weakness in that area.....but at my age I don't think it matters much anyhow......I'm not going to steal any hearts away for sure! What young beauty would be interested in an old guy shopping in the Butt Putty dept?

MarkJerling · 09-03-2016, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

What young beauty would be interested in an old guy shopping in the Butt Putty dept?

Only the real kinky ones, that's for sure!

Rupert · 09-03-2016, 08:32 PM

I can do kinky......but there are limits...if Butty Putty is a turn on....I'm outta there...not even Otis would go for that kind of kink!

MarkJerling · 09-03-2016, 08:52 PM

Good to hear even Otis has limits!

tim60 · 09-03-2016, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

Never thought of that...... I did have on clean pants, my new boots and a freshly starched white shirt.....damn, you just messed up my day!

However, you can't take away the old (very old) fat lady that invited me to her home for dinner a while back....but I wish you could!

Did she offer you a ride in the sidecar of her motorcycle? Was it a Triumph?

---------- Post added 09-04-16 at 04:48 PM ----------

Originally posted by Rupert

Just viewing that made a dozen squirrels start multiplying like crazy. It looks like a Roman orgy out there.....

That's it? ...the best you got????

How about a little young female Cardinal instead of another squirrel...since they are all sort of busy right now multiplying.

The squirrels think they are mathematicians?

---------- Post added 09-04-16 at 04:55 PM ----------

Originally posted by MarkJerling

I wish we had sun! Cold this morning. Yesterday was nice - today's cold again.

Not to worry, we had rain yesterday. Went to town in the morning and did this and that and it started to rain before I came home, so I got wet walking back - a mile or so. Then did stuff at home - inside - where it was not raining.

**savoche** · 09-04-2016, 12:33 AM

Originally posted by tim60

Not to worry, we had rain yesterday. Went to town in the morning and did this and that and it started to rain before I came home, so I got wet walking back - a mile or so. Then did stuff at home - inside - where it was not raining.

Good to hear. Because if it had been raining while you did stuff - inside - I'd take that as an indication that you probably should be outside doing stuff to the roof. Which is no fun. Especially not when it's raining.

Me, I've hardly been out of bed the last 36 hours. Starting to feel better now. I suspect someone on board that ship must've put some Velveeta in my food

Those Danes are turning out to be almost as bad as our Swedish neighbours

Or worse! After all, surströmming is food. Fermented and ever so slightly rotted, yes, but it started out as food. Sort of.

Oh well, I survived - just - even though my liver has had a rough time. I'll put myself on a strict bacon diet now to give my body (and liver!) a break.

Hail bacon.

Racer X 69 · 09-04-2016, 02:24 AM

Hail bacon.

MarkJerling · 09-04-2016, 03:26 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Hail bacon.

Amen.

robtcorl · 09-04-2016, 05:21 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

.I am still supposed to avoid blondes.....I have a real weakness in that area

As a teenager my first love was a blonde.
She's 85 today.
Happy Birthday Mitzi !

Youtu.be

Rupert · 09-04-2016, 06:12 AM

First and most important.....Hail Bacon here too! I have vowed to buy bacon on every trip to Aldis...and I go several times a week. I now have such an overstock that it is a regular part of the raccoons nightly meals. Gotta be the best fed raccoons in the entire world!

I heard one last night saying to his brother...."We eat better than young Bert!"

Originally posted by robtcorl

As a teenager my first love was a blonde.
She's 85 today.
Happy Birthday Mitzi !

Someday ...maybe in the winter when I add that Cognac to my coffee on a cold day, I will tell my blonde story...and how it almost ended my life. Only a misfire away from no more Rupert.

Haven't made that mistake again....but I could be tempted!

You too?

robtcorl · 09-04-2016, 06:47 AM - **1 Like**

forgot to say my morning salutation

Rupert · 09-04-2016, 07:02 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

forgot to say my morning salutation

Lest we forget....bacon can make some great wraps too....even with a brunette!

I tried to get Mrs Rupert to do a bacon wrap pose like this for a shot......"You know, that damn camera forum you are on is not doing you any good....you and that damn squirrel are both pathetic."

Well...I did try!

robtcorl · 09-04-2016, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

.Hail Bacon here too! I have vowed to buy bacon on every trip to Aldis...and I go several times a week. I now have such an overstock that it is a regular part of the raccoons nightly meals. Gotta be the best fed raccoons in the entire world!

Originally posted by Rupert

I tried to get Mrs Rupert to do a bacon wrap pose like this for a shot

So you feed your pet raccoons a steady diet of bacon, then your want Mrs Rupert to wear bacon?
Hmmmm.........

**savoche** · 09-04-2016, 09:38 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

So you feed your pet raccoons a steady diet of bacon, then your want Mrs Rupert to wear bacon?
Hmmmm.........

That damn camera forum ain't doing him no good

That plan sounds too shrewd not to be one of Otis'.

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09-03-2016, 06:44 PM	#28966
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Rupert More exercise talk..... And all this while you were running after girls in Aldis!

09-03-2016, 08:25 PM	#28967
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by MarkJerling And all this while you were running after girls in Aldis! We didn't do any running.....we walked real slow to the cheesecake cooler, and I took the long way. She was stunning! Mrs Rupert would not approve...I am still supposed to avoid blondes.....I have a real weakness in that area.....but at my age I don't think it matters much anyhow......I'm not going to steal any hearts away for sure! What young beauty would be interested in an old guy shopping in the Butt Putty dept?

09-03-2016, 08:27 PM	#28968
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Rupert What young beauty would be interested in an old guy shopping in the Butt Putty dept? Only the real kinky ones, that's for sure!

09-03-2016, 08:32 PM	#28969
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	I can do kinky......but there are limits...if Butty Putty is a turn on....I'm outta there...not even Otis would go for that kind of kink!

09-03-2016, 08:52 PM	#28970
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Good to hear even Otis has limits!

09-03-2016, 11:16 PM	#28971
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	Originally posted by Rupert Never thought of that...... I did have on clean pants, my new boots and a freshly starched white shirt.....damn, you just messed up my day! However, you can't take away the old (very old) fat lady that invited me to her home for dinner a while back....but I wish you could! Did she offer you a ride in the sidecar of her motorcycle? Was it a Triumph? ---------- Post added 09-04-16 at 04:48 PM ---------- Originally posted by Rupert Just viewing that made a dozen squirrels start multiplying like crazy. It looks like a Roman orgy out there..... That's it? ...the best you got???? How about a little young female Cardinal instead of another squirrel...since they are all sort of busy right now multiplying. The squirrels think they are mathematicians? ---------- Post added 09-04-16 at 04:55 PM ---------- Originally posted by MarkJerling I wish we had sun! Cold this morning. Yesterday was nice - today's cold again. Not to worry, we had rain yesterday. Went to town in the morning and did this and that and it started to rain before I came home, so I got wet walking back - a mile or so. Then did stuff at home - inside - where it was not raining.

09-04-2016, 12:33 AM	#28972
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by tim60 Not to worry, we had rain yesterday. Went to town in the morning and did this and that and it started to rain before I came home, so I got wet walking back - a mile or so. Then did stuff at home - inside - where it was not raining. Good to hear. Because if it had been raining while you did stuff - inside - I'd take that as an indication that you probably should be outside doing stuff to the roof. Which is no fun. Especially not when it's raining. Me, I've hardly been out of bed the last 36 hours. Starting to feel better now. I suspect someone on board that ship must've put some Velveeta in my food Those Danes are turning out to be almost as bad as our Swedish neighbours Or worse! After all, surströmming is food. Fermented and ever so slightly rotted, yes, but it started out as food. Sort of. Oh well, I survived - just - even though my liver has had a rough time. I'll put myself on a strict bacon diet now to give my body (and liver!) a break. Hail bacon.

09-04-2016, 02:24 AM	#28973
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Hail bacon.

09-04-2016, 03:26 AM	#28974
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Hail bacon. Amen.

09-04-2016, 06:12 AM	#28976
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	First and most important.....Hail Bacon here too! I have vowed to buy bacon on every trip to Aldis...and I go several times a week. I now have such an overstock that it is a regular part of the raccoons nightly meals. Gotta be the best fed raccoons in the entire world! I heard one last night saying to his brother...."We eat better than young Bert!" Originally posted by robtcorl As a teenager my first love was a blonde. She's 85 today. Happy Birthday Mitzi ! Someday ...maybe in the winter when I add that Cognac to my coffee on a cold day, I will tell my blonde story...and how it almost ended my life. Only a misfire away from no more Rupert. Haven't made that mistake again....but I could be tempted! You too?

09-04-2016, 06:47 AM - 1 Like	#28977
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	forgot to say my morning salutation

09-04-2016, 07:02 AM	#28978
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl forgot to say my morning salutation Lest we forget....bacon can make some great wraps too....even with a brunette! I tried to get Mrs Rupert to do a bacon wrap pose like this for a shot......"You know, that damn camera forum you are on is not doing you any good....you and that damn squirrel are both pathetic." Well...I did try!

09-04-2016, 09:15 AM	#28979
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert .Hail Bacon here too! I have vowed to buy bacon on every trip to Aldis...and I go several times a week. I now have such an overstock that it is a regular part of the raccoons nightly meals. Gotta be the best fed raccoons in the entire world! Originally posted by Rupert I tried to get Mrs Rupert to do a bacon wrap pose like this for a shot So you feed your pet raccoons a steady diet of bacon, then your want Mrs Rupert to wear bacon? Hmmmm.........

09-04-2016, 09:38 AM	#28980
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl So you feed your pet raccoons a steady diet of bacon, then your want Mrs Rupert to wear bacon? Hmmmm......... That damn camera forum ain't doing him no good That plan sounds too shrewd not to be one of Otis'.