why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 10-09-2016, 05:47 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Unless it is some weird GMO pig, I don't see anything there but gams from barnyard buzzards.

And they look mighty tasty too.

Racer X 69 · 10-09-2016, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I know this is not a photo thread, but can anyone see the photo below?
I ask because it's from my Samsung cell phone, uploaded to Google photos cloud, and when I post cell pics to my bbq forum no one can see them except me.
Trying to figure out if it's that forum, Google, my phone, or ??
Thanks!

Google did it.

I dislike Google.

I use DuckDuckGo.

You should too.

It doesn't track you.

Go.

Now I say, git!

Racer X 69 · 10-09-2016, 05:53 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

"Igunaq, part of the Inuit diet, is a method of preparing meat, particularly walrus and other marine mammals. Meat and fat caught in the summer is buried in the ground as steaks, which then ferment over autumn and freeze over winter, ready for consumption the next year. "
Oh yum!!
think I saw that on Bizarre Foods.

Sounds as tasty as hundred year old egg.

MarkJerling · 10-09-2016, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Unless it is some weird GMO pig, I don't see anything there but gams from barnyard buzzards.

Vegetables, the lot of them!

Parallax · 10-09-2016, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

or mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or getting drunk.

I haven't heard that song in years.
The perfect country & western song.

For the uninformed: DAVID ALLAN COE LYRICS - You Never Even Call Me By My Name

robtcorl · 10-09-2016, 06:27 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Vegetables, the lot of them!

Wife and I split a one pound plus veggie for dinner from the bovine family of plants.

Racer X 69 · 10-09-2016, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Vegetables, the lot of them!

Those are vegetables?

Well that's another matter entirely. I can have all the vegetables I can eat, no restrictions.

Dish me up a plate.

**Digitalis** · 10-09-2016, 07:23 PM

So let me get this straight...did anyone buy a K3 as a result of this thread?

Parallax · 10-09-2016, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by Digitalis

So let me get this straight...did anyone buy a K3 as a result of this thread?

What's a K3?
Oh, wait, K3. Is that some kind of camera or something?

Racer X 69 · 10-09-2016, 07:35 PM

Originally posted by Digitalis

So let me get this straight...did anyone buy a K3 as a result of this thread?

I doubt it.

But.

There are poor souls here who caved in to the lure of the Live Hocir.

tim60 · 10-09-2016, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Here's some vegetables. (Chicken, pork and other vegetables)

Pictures of processed grass.

---------- Post added 10-10-16 at 03:10 PM ----------

Originally posted by robtcorl

I know this is not a photo thread, but can anyone see the photo below?
I ask because it's from my Samsung cell phone, uploaded to Google photos cloud, and when I post cell pics to my bbq forum no one can see them except me.
Trying to figure out if it's that forum, Google, my phone, or ??
Thanks!

Yeah, it looks like a no entry sign on a road, except it is grey, not red.

---------- Post added 10-10-16 at 03:12 PM ----------

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Sounds as tasty as hundred year old egg.

That is good. You do not eat whole ones, you mix it in with other stuff, like porridge.

MarkJerling · 10-09-2016, 11:09 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

What's a K3?
Oh, wait, K3. Is that some kind of camera or something?

Possibly it's a third of a dog.

**savoche** · 10-10-2016, 12:31 AM

To keep to the topic (or not)... My wife's a biologist, and so I was a bit confused when I found a book about lawyers and politicians in her bookshelf.

But I guess they are life forms, too, sort of

MarkJerling · 10-10-2016, 12:49 AM

My definition of utter waste is a coachload of lawyers going over a cliff, with three empty seats. I always thought this was said by Mark Twain, but apparently, it was by Lamar Hunt.

Racer X 69 · 10-10-2016, 12:51 AM

Originally posted by Digitalis

So let me get this straight...did anyone buy a K3 as a result of this thread?

I'll tell ya this.

I still do not own a K3.

Never even seen one up close.

I'm holding out for the K-1IIs or whatever the second generation full frame is gonna be called.

Meanwhile the K5 is getting a workout. Mrs Racer complains about one detail or another with pictures from her Optio W30 and I keep trying to get her to forsake her little point~n~shoot for the *istDl with an 18~55, or my K10 with the same lens.

She says the Optio is fine.

What do I know?

Oh, did I mention that I'm not supposed to have good stuff like bacon or Tillamook cheddar cheese anymore?

Or that I really need to reduce red meat in my diet to little or nothing?

And if I want a beer I gotta get the bicycle out and go for a ride.

No time for a K3.

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10-09-2016, 05:47 PM	#29701
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Unless it is some weird GMO pig, I don't see anything there but gams from barnyard buzzards. And they look mighty tasty too.

10-09-2016, 05:52 PM	#29702
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by robtcorl I know this is not a photo thread, but can anyone see the photo below? I ask because it's from my Samsung cell phone, uploaded to Google photos cloud, and when I post cell pics to my bbq forum no one can see them except me. Trying to figure out if it's that forum, Google, my phone, or ?? Thanks! Google did it. I dislike Google. I use DuckDuckGo. You should too. It doesn't track you. Go. Now I say, git!

10-09-2016, 05:53 PM	#29703
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by robtcorl "Igunaq, part of the Inuit diet, is a method of preparing meat, particularly walrus and other marine mammals. Meat and fat caught in the summer is buried in the ground as steaks, which then ferment over autumn and freeze over winter, ready for consumption the next year. " Oh yum!! think I saw that on Bizarre Foods. Sounds as tasty as hundred year old egg.

10-09-2016, 05:59 PM	#29704
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,403	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Unless it is some weird GMO pig, I don't see anything there but gams from barnyard buzzards. Vegetables, the lot of them!

10-09-2016, 06:13 PM	#29705
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by robtcorl or mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or getting drunk. I haven't heard that song in years. The perfect country & western song. For the uninformed: DAVID ALLAN COE LYRICS - You Never Even Call Me By My Name

10-09-2016, 06:27 PM	#29706
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by MarkJerling Vegetables, the lot of them! Wife and I split a one pound plus veggie for dinner from the bovine family of plants.

10-09-2016, 07:18 PM	#29707
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by MarkJerling Vegetables, the lot of them! Those are vegetables? Well that's another matter entirely. I can have all the vegetables I can eat, no restrictions. Dish me up a plate.

10-09-2016, 07:23 PM	#29708
Digitalis Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Melbourne, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,694	So let me get this straight...did anyone buy a K3 as a result of this thread?

10-09-2016, 07:29 PM	#29709
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Digitalis So let me get this straight...did anyone buy a K3 as a result of this thread? What's a K3? Oh, wait, K3. Is that some kind of camera or something?

10-09-2016, 07:35 PM	#29710
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by Digitalis So let me get this straight...did anyone buy a K3 as a result of this thread? I doubt it. But. There are poor souls here who caved in to the lure of the Live Hocir.

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10-09-2016, 09:38 PM	#29711
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,739	Originally posted by MarkJerling Here's some vegetables. (Chicken, pork and other vegetables) Pictures of processed grass. ---------- Post added 10-10-16 at 03:10 PM ---------- Originally posted by robtcorl I know this is not a photo thread, but can anyone see the photo below? I ask because it's from my Samsung cell phone, uploaded to Google photos cloud, and when I post cell pics to my bbq forum no one can see them except me. Trying to figure out if it's that forum, Google, my phone, or ?? Thanks! Yeah, it looks like a no entry sign on a road, except it is grey, not red. ---------- Post added 10-10-16 at 03:12 PM ---------- Originally posted by Racer X 69 Sounds as tasty as hundred year old egg. That is good. You do not eat whole ones, you mix it in with other stuff, like porridge.

10-09-2016, 11:09 PM	#29712
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,403	Originally posted by Parallax What's a K3? Oh, wait, K3. Is that some kind of camera or something? Possibly it's a third of a dog.

10-10-2016, 12:31 AM	#29713
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	To keep to the topic (or not)... My wife's a biologist, and so I was a bit confused when I found a book about lawyers and politicians in her bookshelf. But I guess they are life forms, too, sort of

10-10-2016, 12:49 AM	#29714
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,403	*My definition of utter waste is a coachload of lawyers going over a cliff, with three empty seats.* I always thought this was said by Mark Twain, but apparently, it was by Lamar Hunt.

10-10-2016, 12:51 AM	#29715
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by Digitalis So let me get this straight...did anyone buy a K3 as a result of this thread? I'll tell ya this. I still do not own a K3. Never even seen one up close. I'm holding out for the K-1IIs or whatever the second generation full frame is gonna be called. Meanwhile the K5 is getting a workout. Mrs Racer complains about one detail or another with pictures from her Optio W30 and I keep trying to get her to forsake her little point~n~shoot for the *istDl with an 18~55, or my K10 with the same lens. She says the Optio is fine. What do I know? Oh, did I mention that I'm not supposed to have good stuff like bacon or Tillamook cheddar cheese anymore? Or that I really need to reduce red meat in my diet to little or nothing? And if I want a beer I gotta get the bicycle out and go for a ride. No time for a K3.